NBAisms in your real life. examples welcome

[peternorth]

Have you ever wanted to apply NBAisms in real life?

A clients glorified PA is giving me the shits. Just cause serge sucked her way to the top she thinks her shit don’t stink. And cause she’s got the CEO in her back pocket I have to bite my tongue.
But I really wanna say this to her

 

[Carl Hooper]

yeah i constantly throw my scraps (I work in a workshop) into the bins with a beautiful shooting stroke as i yell "LONZO"

 

[djrossie16]

yeah i constantly throw my scraps (I work in a workshop) into the bins with a beautiful shooting stroke as i yell "LONZO"

did you call bank?

 

[fidstar]

I wish girls would all play defense like James Harden

 

[RookiePick]

I have no NBAisms.

My life is, however, littered with NBAjamisms

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

yeah i constantly throw my scraps (I work in a workshop) into the bins with a beautiful shooting stroke as i yell "LONZO"

.... and then sweep up afterwards

 

[didaksrightfoot]

yeah i constantly throw my scraps (I work in a workshop) into the bins with a beautiful shooting stroke as i yell "LONZO"

So they're all over the floor?


(Oops - just saw the above post- guess I was late to that one)

 

[NMFCMUFC]

Pick and roll is a legit move to deflect girls you don't want to talk to in the club

Friend picks and engages the girl, your mate rolls off and goes to the bar.

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

The night my twins were conceived I yelled out an almighty "and 1"

 

[peternorth]

Pick and roll is a legit move to deflect girls you don't want to talk to in the club

Friend picks and engages the girl, your mate rolls off and goes to the bar.

 

[NMFCMUFC]

imagine old mate Harvey pulling the screen he'd take a bullet and just have sex with the heffer

 

[nufan]

The night my twins were conceived I yelled out an almighty "and 1"

You are the Carlos Boozer of sex. Good for a wile but now retired

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

You are the Carlos Boozer of sex. Good for a wile but now retired

Most exciting things that happen to me are tripping over my gym bag

 

[nufan]

My NBAism is the amount of time I spend in hospital being a New Orleans fan. I'm good at my job and love the city, I just end up spending a lot of time on the shelf.

 

[nufan]

Also getting ejected from pubs, only because I'm the big guy who gets bumped into by the small guy and complaining about it Demarcus Cousins style

 

[peternorth]

My NBAism is the amount of time I spend in hospital being a New Orleans fan. I'm good at my job and love the city, I just end up spending a lot of time on the shelf.

Also getting ejected from pubs, only because I'm the big guy who gets bumped into by the small guy and complaining about it Demarcus Cousins style

do you go to the line as much as Harden?

 

[Willo_]

I told my Boss the other week to Trust the Process as I explaining how I was doing something

 

[nufan]

do you go to the line as much as Harden?

I have as many turnovers

 

[fidstar]

I told my Boss the other week to Trust the Process as I explaining how I was doing something

So you were completely ****ing things up so you lost a lot, so you would get fired?

 

[Runnin Blue]

I’ve been using “In yo’ face!”, “nothin’ but net”, “not in my house” and “get that shit outta here” like a champ for many years and am still proud of it.

Not NBA, but White Men Can’t Jump’s “What it is” is my go to greeting and always gets a good reaction.

Also, honourable mention to “ain’t no thang but a chicken wing on a string”. But, I haven’t used that since my teen years.

 

[peternorth]

For Bernard king


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[peternorth]

Told mate that the woman near him should stay in yo lane.


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[Upgrayedd]

Girlfriend tells me off from pulling up deep and letting it fly because she's tired of cleaning urine off the toilet seat

 

[peternorth]

Girlfriend tells me off from pulling up deep and letting it fly because she's tired of cleaning urine off the toilet seat

splash city

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

I was once told a friend "hand down, man down" when he only carried one drink back from the bar as his other was filled with his phone.

When my wife takes longer to get ready than she advised (like every time) I often make the shot clock violation signal