Never mind possies or fantasy points, let’s get to the real KPIs

[Mofra]

The umpires missed this clear free to Ablett as well. Probably should have been a 50 plus a penalty goal.

A bigger flop than "Yasmin's Getting Married"

 

[Pessimistic]

Let’s see how many dozen pages this gets to

 

[beema limapep]

 

[beema limapep]

 

[beema limapep]

The umpires missed this clear free to Ablett as well. Probably should have been a 50 plus a penalty goal.

 

[Dinsdale]

View attachment 543202

Very fragile, poor petal

 

[FurTheWin]

Let’s see how many dozen pages this gets to

I don't know, how long can Hawfmond flogs jerk each other off?
I'll go with 3 more weeks, then it all gets a bit unpleasant after your QF

 

[Pessimistic]

Sicily suspended for knee contact on Selwood when Selwood was holding him hoping for a free kick

https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/04/03/13/36/hawks-vice-captain-backs-sicily-s-passion

Selwood cleared for similar incident

https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/a...ed-thomas-and-sicily-rubbed-out-ng-b88816427z

 

[Vyrone Trickery]

I remember when Geelong were worthy adversaries, with tough bastards like Max Rooke, and clever leaders like Harley. And a coach who ate sandwiches (and also allegedly sold ice?). Now they’re just whinging, moaning, flopping, media-whoring, ducking bumpkins loathed even more than my team. Which is impressive. Sad decline

 

[Pessimistic]

I don't know, how long can Hawfmond flogs jerk each other off?
I'll go with 3 more weeks, then it all gets a bit unpleasant after your QF

Mate no one respects your hero’s

 

[Upgrayedd]

I wish we had our own pet Stevic.

At the very least Scott could sit down with Gil tomorrow and have a good cry.

Your board has done enough of that mate

 

[Upgrayedd]

A bigger flop than "Yasmin's Getting Married"

Gotta win the ball some way i guess

 

[FurTheWin]

Mate no one respects your hero’s

*heroes
You've been waiting years for an excuse to question Selwood's toughness
And you're still waiting
Keep bigging up your boy Worpel, we'll see if he turns out better than your other kids

 

[NorthernLights]

Strange how the AFL only admit to some incorrect decisions

 

[Tiger2709]

A clear free for frontal contact, back facing the ball. A clear free to Narkle as well for holding

The trick is and this is a lesson to your gracious coach, stop playing for frees, play 4 quarters and you might win the odd game.

 

[Tiger2709]

*heroes
You've been waiting years for an excuse to question Selwood's toughness
And you're still waiting
Keep bigging up your boy Worpel, we'll see if he turns out better than your other kids

There is no question on Selwood's toughness, it's his intelligence that people question.

 

[09 Cats]

Sicily suspended for knee contact on Selwood when Selwood was holding him hoping for a free kick

https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/04/03/13/36/hawks-vice-captain-backs-sicily-s-passion

Selwood cleared for similar incident

https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/a...ed-thomas-and-sicily-rubbed-out-ng-b88816427z

Salty

 

[TazHawk15]

Salty

On a serious note young Handbagger.

Why didn’t you call yourself 08 Cats?

 

[Pessimistic]

Salty

Cheaty

 

[Bodicifer]

View attachment 543183

When Gary had hair?!

 

[FurTheWin]

Cheaty

Look, you don't get to be the bad boys and then cry about free kicks as well
Make your mind up one way or the other

 

[09 Cats]

On a serious note young Handbagger.

Why didn’t you call yourself 08 Cats?

Because of all the cheating Hawf players backing trough the goals

 

[beema limapep]

I remember when Geelong were worthy adversaries, with tough bastards like Max Rooke, and clever leaders like Harley. And a coach who ate sandwiches (and also allegedly sold ice?). Now they’re just whinging, moaning, flopping, media-whoring, ducking bumpkins loathed even more than my team. Which is impressive. Sad decline

yep. professional victims.

 

[beema limapep]

Look, you don't get to be the bad boys and then cry about free kicks as well
Make your mind up one way or the other

Two wrongs dont make a right.

in any event, as was pretty much said by another poster, the collective buy in to ducking, flopping sooking, appealing for free kicks etc etc at Geelong is well regarded as being at the extreme end of the comp in terms of frequency and extent.

i find it pretty amusing lol

 

[leobarryustar]

Sicily suspended for knee contact on Selwood when Selwood was holding him hoping for a free kick

https://wwos.nine.com.au/2018/04/03/13/36/hawks-vice-captain-backs-sicily-s-passion

Selwood cleared for similar incident

https://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/a...ed-thomas-and-sicily-rubbed-out-ng-b88816427z

Yeah but Sicily has red hair, so, y'know...