Rumour New Freo ticket??

[emuexport]

So my mates a journo over in Perth, and he's just come from a presser where apparently a new ticket has put together a bid. It's made up of several Perth power brokers; the yak from fat yak, the cow from the supashake carton, the emu from emu bitter, mrs mac (Jeanne Pratt type role?) and Shane yarran. They're calling themselves "focus on football and not being a f**king virgin dog", with their central concern being not only on field, but also on the players not being f**king Virgin dogs. (He has said off record that those 'cucks' Fyfe and Taberner are in trouble) The yak from fat yak is probably the biggest money man in Perth, so they won't be short on funds. Lyon was at the presser, but Gary Ayres was spotted outside the Dome on the cappuccino strip hatless (repeat: hatless), so you'd have to think his status is up in the Ayre (lol). I'll let you know if I hear any more

 

[AAACockburn]

View attachment 354771 So my mates a journo over in Perth, and he's just come from a presser where apparently a new ticket has put together a bid. It's made up of several Perth power brokers; the yak from fat yak, the cow from the supashake carton, the emu from emu bitter, mrs mac (Jeanne Pratt type role?) and Shane yarran. They're calling themselves "focus on football and not being a f**king virgin dog", with their central concern being not only on field, but also on the players not being f**king Virgin dogs. (He has said off record that those 'cucks' Fyfe and Taberner are in trouble) The yak from fat yak is probably the biggest money man in Perth, so they won't be short on funds. Lyon was at the presser, but Gary Ayres was spotted outside the Dome on the cappuccino strip hatless (repeat: hatless), so you'd have to think his status is up in the Ayre (lol). I'll let you know if I hear any more

Had a few red cans today?

 

[Kangayroo]

Had a few red cans mitsubishis today?

EFA

 

[AAACockburn]

EFA

Same result, except the mitsis have been cut with arsenic.

 

[andreww90]

So cringe, tried so hard as well even went to the effort of photoshopping.

 

[The_Wookie]

wtf is this even.