New jobs for old journalists

[Karl Pilkington]

It's become increasingly apparent, in no small part due to the football mee-ja's paranoid and immature attacks against the blogging and forum community, that the sporting print media is on the way out.

For years these parasites of the football world have been sucking the life out of our Football personalities by sensationalising every tiny misdemeanour or transgression. For years we readers have had to put up with uninformed, poorly worded, garbage from a fraternal bunch of dorks and suckholes.

As a parting gift to the print media, none of whom would be likely to get a gig writing blogs for money based on talent, let us steer them in the direction of career paths they should have followed prior to earning their "tough" journalism degrees.

Mark Robinson - join the World Tour of Pie-Eating. I would have gone with Sumo Wrestling but there's two problems with it:

1. Robbo would actually have to know something about a sport to participate in one - clearly not going to happen
2. Sumo Wrestlers actually have to move and exert energy, besides, he's already older than the age most Sumo wrestlers live to

Tee off people...

 

[AG]

You're an idiot. I'd rather read the paper than read your crap.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

You're an idiot. I'd rather read the paper than read your crap.

I bet you would, Mark.

 

[mantis]

Wallsy - A speed hump, sure he'd still be annoying, but at least you have the pleasure of driving over him.

 

[AG]

I bet you would, Mark.

How'd you know I'm Mark Robinson??
You dumbass, just because someone disagrees with you, you assume that it's the person in question.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

How'd you know I'm Mark Robinson??
You dumbass, just because someone disagrees with you, you assume that it's the person in question.

Who said that you disagreeing with me was the reason I think you're Mark Robinson?

The reason I think you're Mark Robinson is because you come across like an insecure fat bogan without an ounce of talent.

note for mods: please don't crack it over me insulting the man, he called me a dumbarse first - it's all in jest

 

[Ant_]

Why said that you disagreeing with me was the reason I think you're Mark Robinson?

The reason I think you're Mark Robinson is because you come across like an insecure fat bogan without an ounce of talent.

hahahaha

 

[J-Train]

wtf?? fix your grammer
and your talented because you can type words on a computer??

Oh dear.

 

[Ant_]

Oh dear.

Yep if you're going to be the spelling\grammar police it pays not to ____ up yourself.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

lol looks like he had that post removed - they must give undercover journo's some special post editing function or something.

 

[mantis]

Yep if you're going to be the spelling\grammar police it pays not to ____ up yourself.

It's also a waste of time deleting a post where you stuffed up, after someone has quoted said post.

 

[Ant_]

lol looks like he had that post removed - they must give undercover journo's some special post editing function or something.

Anyone can delete their own posts but as mantis has said below.

It's also a waste of time deleting a post where you stuffed up, after someone has quoted said post.

 

[mantis]

Are all these media hacks so bad, that no one can think of any other job they can do?