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If the AFL was just starting today what would be appropriate Mascotts for the teams, given our knowledge of their respective performance since the inception of the AFL.
Pick one team and then give an explanation ...
For example Richmond...
The Richmond Wiggles
Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...
The Adelaide Salmon
Because they bust their backside fighting upstream, against rappids, bears and waterfalls, but most of them die just before they reach their goal.
The Hubba Bubba Power
Chew on success but don't try and swallow it, unless you want to witness a CHOKE.
Pick one team and then give an explanation ...
For example Richmond...
The Richmond Wiggles
Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...
The Adelaide Salmon
Because they bust their backside fighting upstream, against rappids, bears and waterfalls, but most of them die just before they reach their goal.
The Hubba Bubba Power
Chew on success but don't try and swallow it, unless you want to witness a CHOKE.

