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If the AFL was just starting today what would be appropriate Mascotts for the teams, given our knowledge of their respective performance since the inception of the AFL.

Pick one team and then give an explanation ...

For example Richmond...

The Richmond Wiggles

Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...

The Adelaide Salmon


Because they bust their backside fighting upstream, against rappids, bears and waterfalls, but most of them die just before they reach their goal.

The Hubba Bubba Power


Chew on success but don't try and swallow it, unless you want to witness a CHOKE.
 

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If the AFL was just starting today what would be appropriate Mascotts for the teams, given our knowledge of their respective performance since the inception of the AFL.

Pick one team and then give an explanation ...

For example Richmond...

The Richmond Wiggles

Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...

The Adelaide Salmon


Because they bust their backside fighting upstream, against rappids, bears and waterfalls, but most of them die just before they reach their goal.


The Hubba Bubba Power


Chew on success but don't try and swallow it, unless you want to witness a CHOKE.
The Adelaide Sperm, same as salmon but minus the rapids bears an waterfalls.
 

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The Richmond Wiggles

Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...
That's a pretty poor effort, and if anything it describes Hawthorn to a tee.

Would be interested to know how you came to that conclusion anyway, normally ferals and bogans hate poofs
 

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That's a pretty poor effort, and if anything it describes Hawthorn to a tee.

Would be interested to know how you came to that conclusion anyway, normally ferals and bogans hate poofs
Well the clubs that I frequent means I have many a gay 'club friend' but as fun as they can be when out and about I am very happy they don't play for the Hawks...

That sensitive side is good when your in the 'Don room' with a bunch of chicks friends they have, but no so useful when extracting the pill - i.e Richmonds midfield.
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Essendon Willy Wonka's

A certifiable mad man at the helm, and are followed by everyone under 15.

Carlton Benz

Unbreakable Engine, Sleek and Classy.
 

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The Richmond Wiggles

Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...
Nah, never seen a kiddie spit on Jeff to get him to wake up, therefore I think they should be the Richmond Spitoons.:thumbsu:
 

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Carlton Datsuns, cheap, rundown, new tires make it look better but the car is still a wreck and needs ALOT of money. Was bought recently by someone with more money then sense.
 

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Might as well get in first....

Crazy John Eagle

Let's face it, the Crazy John's mascot looks off his nut, slip a blue and yellow jumper on him and he quickly becomes our 19th man.
 

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If the AFL was just starting today what would be appropriate Mascotts for the teams, given our knowledge of their respective performance since the inception of the AFL.

Pick one team and then give an explanation ...

For example Richmond...

The Richmond Wiggles

Because they are a bunch of poofs who cause their fans to sing and dance. Their fans are mesmorised by the bunch of homo's, but like the Wiggles, besides being incredibly annoying they are harmless really...

The Adelaide Salmon

Because they bust their backside fighting upstream, against rappids, bears and waterfalls, but most of them die just before they reach their goal.

The Hubba Bubba Power

Chew on success but don't try and swallow it, unless you want to witness a CHOKE.
The Hawthorn HI 5's:
There are plenty of similarities between the 2:

Much like the TV show the Hawks have a ratio of 3 females to every 2 males on their list/cast. Add to that the romance between cast members 2 of them were engaged and the affection Mitchell has shown towards Williams on past occassions and add to that HI 5 have also been known to get their fans excited by the prospect of performance and well it fits perfectly.
 

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Collingwood Bible-Bashers...

Think they are holier then thou, continually refer to a history that impresses noone and just annoy, and supporters/followers cant see the deficiencies due to black and white outlook on life :D .
 

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How about the Richmond Terrorists

Because they aren't really a threat to anyone at all. Basically they are a propped up exaggerated bunch of weak jokes, glorified by the system to allow the main players to test their new game plans for the real war (premiership).
 
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