Yeah that aint happening.
Incidentally when you click "not very likely" it asks about 2k...then 1k
Yeah, this thread prompted me to do the survey and I got the same.
Then they started with a range of membership packages and asked whether they're appealing.
And they were all s**t. They were either rubbish seats behind the goals or if there was a good seat, it included some wanky package involving a view of the players change rooms and free canapes. It's like they were designed by a bunch of marketing gurus who are under the misconception that everyone else is a marketing guru.
Here's a tip guys: I just want a good seat. I don't give a * about access to 'A la carte dining' or 'minimum standard dress code' or 'listen to the CEO pre game address' or even valet parking or some god damn networking opportunities for young executives (can you imagine the dickheads that you'd have to talk to???). Just give me a seat close to the wing and i'll be happy. I don't know about you guys, but i'm there to watch the footy. I might go to a bar beforehand occasionally, and when my kids are old enough it'd be nice to give them some fun stuff to do. But primarily I just want a good view of the footy.