This is Travis Tuck's profile from the HFC web site - I kid u not!
Travis Tuck
Guernsey Number: 38
Height 187cm
Weight: 75kg
Recruited From: Dandenong U18
Debut: -
Date of Birth: 7 September 1987
ABOUT
Put in 100 per cent effort every match in his first year as captain and ended the season playing consistently. A hard-working midfielder whose endurance and strength are the features of his game. Prepares well and is a solid role model for younger players.
PLAYER HONOURS
What, a rookie, no senior games yet here he is being named CAPTAIN?
Then looked at Richie V's profile. Guess what?
Richard Vandenberg
Guernsey Number: 21
Height 178cm
Weight: 87kg
Recruited From: Wentworth (NSW)/University Blues
Debut: 1998
Date of Birth: 14 January 1977
FANFILE
ABOUT
Missed six games mid-season because of suspension, but still placed fourth in the best and fairest award. Led the team for disposals into attacking 50 and was often used as a linkman. Works as hard on and off the field as anyone at the club, has improved his kicking and brings a hard edge to his football. Is strong, runs aggressively and loves a scrap. Will be considered for a leadership role.
PLAYER HONOURS
Hawthorn
Equal most votes in the Brownlow 2004
Best Clubman 2003
Fourth best & fairest 2002
Most consistent player 2002
Reserves - Third best & fairest (equal) 1998
Announced as Hawthorn Captain 2005
Premierships
Ansett Cup 1999
Ooh dear, the people who run our website...tsk tsk tsk. Hmmm, maybe we should trade them to North and get someone better in the webmasters draft??