New song for the pauperoos

[burt bacharach]

North
Hearts to hearts and hands to hands
We play in front of empty stands
And every week we lose ten-grand
In Sydney Canberra and Melbourne

Out we come, out we come, out we come to play
It doesn't matter where we are, the fans still stay away
Let's try Melbourne, let's try Sydney - let's have a Canbet each way
One thing's for sure, we're easy-beats when w***ery doesn't play

So join in the chorus and tell the world the news
We're not called North Melbourne, we're just the Pauperoos
Poor old North Melbourne, they're gonners you'll agree
North Melbourne is the team that folds please bring back Skasee

 

[Mr Ripper]

Fat Alberton's really made the big time; even his parodies are being parodied!

 

[66MunsterT]

Originally posted by burt bacharach
North
Hearts to hearts and hands to hands
We play in front of empty stands
And every week we lose ten-grand
In Sydney Canberra and Melbourne

Out we come, out we come, out we come to play
It doesn't matter where we are, the fans still stay away
Let's try Melbourne, let's try Sydney - let's have a Canbet each way
One thing's for sure, we're easy-beats when w***ery doesn't play

So join in the chorus and tell the world the news
We're not called North Melbourne, we're just the Pauperoos
Poor old North Melbourne, they're gonners you'll agree
North Melbourne is the team that folds please bring back Skasee

Register and tell us which side you sleep with you Neuter Gendered Prick so that we can shiiiiit can your Teams Effing Problems.

 

[AxeMan]

Yes Burt Bacharach was brilliant.
But he didn't write that song.

What's your fave Burt song guys?

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

This is the part where we are supposed to say "OHH HAHAHA YOUR A LEGEND GREAT JOKE!" But you stole it from Fat Alberton's site. A legendary site.
You unoriginal idiot.

 

[Macca19]

Fat Alberton should find you and kill you for a very bad take off of his song.

For all who care out there this is the ORIGINAL song (Fat Alberton copyright 2000)

KANGAROOS

Hearts to hearts and hands to hands
We play in front of empty stands
And every week we lose ten-grand
In Sydney and in Melbourne

Out we come, out we come, out we come to play
It doesn't matter where we are, the fans still stay away
Let's try Melbourne, let's try Sydney - let's have a bet each way
One thing's for sure, we're easy-beats when Carey doesn't play

So join in the chorus and tell the world the news
We're not called North Melbourne, we're just the Kangaroos
Poor old North Melbourne, they're gonners you'll agree
North Melbourne is the team that plays some games in Syd-a-ney

 

[Hal David]

I think Burt's post was even funnier than Albie's osng, and never moreso than after the insipid fadeout against the Bluebaggers.

Were the pauperoos financial advisers coaching the side????


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