Newsflash!! Potential St Kilda Coaches Currently Learning Generation Y Speak!!

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I have it on good authority that the Horse Longmire is stuck on generation X language and is unable to upgrade to Y. Rule him out.

Crezza owns an X Box so Buttarse thinks he is currently in the lead for the position.

Meanwhile, John Worsefault, has been teaching potentials how he has mastered the art. "Lessen 1: Call the media Spastics in front of the boyz to get their respect".
 

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As a part of the interview process. Butters is forcing everyone to do a freestyle rap about the St Kilda football club.

Fo shizzle homes.
 

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lazy said:
I have it on good authority that the Horse Longmire is stuck on generation X language and is unable to upgrade to Y. Rule him out.

Crezza owns an X Box so Buttarse thinks he is currently in the lead for the position.

Meanwhile, John Worsefault, has been teaching potentials how he has mastered the art. "Lessen 1: Call the media Spastics in front of the boyz to get their respect".
Obsessed...

Need Zeke to make one of those banners 'make this thread about West Coast, you know you want to.'
 

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Edited job profile from seek.com.au

* Applications must be submitted via email from a Blackberry
* Presentations must be made via Blogs, Podcasts, Vodcasts and webinars
* Profficiency in MS Excel, Powerpoint, Siebel & Visio
* Adherence to TAS & Solution Sales methodoligies
* Aspiring coach must have own web site with RSS feeds coming from the Planet Butterss vortal of shifting paradigms
* Optional pony tail

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6/4 - David Tench
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Bomber Thompson & Cressa aparently have experience mixing X & Y's

S Silvani.... his signature is X

Mark Harvey, G O'Odonell know abot Xit INS & Xit outs

D Pagan used to know Y

Cuddles will never know Y

M Malthouse would like a few ZZZZZ'eds

Longmire knows A to Z backwards!
 
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If I was applying I would
* submit my application via YourTube.
* forget about a resume and just email Butters a link to MySpace!
* Tell Rod I will be the AFL's first Web 2.0 compliant coach.
 

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Brock Machine said:
If I was applying I would
* submit my application via YourTube.
* forget about a resume and just email Butters a link to MySpace!
* Tell Rod I will be the AFL's first Web 2.0 compliant coach.
Good luck with that...:p
 

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Im really feel for St Kilda

For this very reason:



If he had any less brains he would be severing his arms off.

How can one man contradict himself so much.

In the famous Monday Night on the couch interview (god help me hes a dropkick) he said 'We need a coach who can speak the Generation Y language'.

Number 1. He did not define generation y language. He only said it was what 18-25 yr olds speak.

Number 2. He said that the younger kids...yes...younger kids were finding it tough, but the older guys seemed to be OK.

Now. If theres one thing that it would suggest, it would be that Grant Thomas CAN speak this 'generation Y' jibberish. He can communicate to, relate to and motivate the 'generation Y' people. This is one of the biggest cop out contradictions I have heard on the football scene. Even worse than 'no comment...'.

I am not necessarily defending Grant Thomas, maybe it was the right decision to sack him, but the way Rod Butterss has handled it really resembles the maturity and dignity of a 2 year old ADD affected freak.

I really feel for the St Kilda Football Club. God Help them.

I now declare Rod Butterss:

 

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Re: Im really feel for St Kilda

I saw him on the couch this week - tool. Definitely could work as a 80's porn star.

Looks a bit like willem dafoe - aka green goblin in spiderman

 

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Corpuscles said:
Bomber Thompson & Cressa aparently have experience mixing X & Y's

S Silvani.... his signature is X

Mark Harvey, G O'Odonell know abot Xit INS & Xit outs

D Pagan used to know Y

Cuddles will never know Y

M Malthouse would like a few ZZZZZ'eds

Longmire knows A to Z backwards!

Mickey O knows how to speak to 18-25 year olds.
 
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