Opinion Nic Nat is just Kepler Bradley, with dreads.

[Chad in Vegas]

To funny man...you can stay...until Saturday night anyway

Thanks mate, I like Freo for 20 rounds of the year but come 6pm Saturday I would burn your ******* house down (and I expect nothing less in return).

 

[tonygeeks]

Nac Nit is just Dreadler Kepley with Brads

 

[Trouto]

This game looks like fun. I wanna play.
*ahem*
Matthew Pavlich is just like Chris Masten, but tall.
I mean, Chris gets heaps more possessions and tackles! I give you Pav has taken a few more marks over the distance, but Chris is still playing and he may catch up with the Pav on this stat.
I think the only stat really worth its salt isnt actually on this comparison.

Premierships
Pav = 0
Masten = 1

 

[Cesoir]

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This game looks like fun. I wanna play.
*ahem*
Matthew Pavlich is just like Chris Masten, but tall.
I mean, Chris gets heaps more possessions and tackles! I give you Pav has taken a few more marks over the distance, but Chris is still playing and he may catch up with the Pav on this stat.
I think the only stat really worth its salt isnt actually on this comparison.

Premierships
Pav = 0
Masten = 1

My God, you're right - Chris Masten IS the messiah!

He has Nic Naitanui covered in almost every single stat - he is more than double Naitanui's marks per game, he must be a giant! And like you say, the one that really counts...

Premierships
Naitanui = 0
Masten = 1

I give you the new king of the Eagles, Chris Masten.

 

[RookiePick]

Also, one text message to Walters turned Son Son into a super star.

Thread is a car crash after a promising start.

But this avatar is magnificent.

Worth the visit.

10 Fat, Retired Keplers
out of 10 Fat, Playing Naitanui's

 

[Trouto]

My God, you're right - Chris Masten IS the messiah!

He has Nic Naitanui covered in almost every single stat - he is more than double Naitanui's marks per game, he must be a giant! And like you say, the one that really counts...

Premierships
Naitanui = 0
Masten = 1

I give you the new king of the Eagles, Chris Masten.

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So, in saying that, trade for a first round pick?

 

[Nothing]

So, in saying that, trade for a first round pick?

OK, Masten and your first round pick for a bag of chips.

 

[kuepper]

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This game looks like fun. I wanna play.
*ahem*
Matthew Pavlich is just like Chris Masten, but tall.
I mean, Chris gets heaps more possessions and tackles! I give you Pav has taken a few more marks over the distance, but Chris is still playing and he may catch up with the Pav on this stat.
I think the only stat really worth its salt isnt actually on this comparison.

Premierships
Pav = 0
Masten = 1

You also forgot the highly underrated stat of 'Suspended for Biting', and again Masten Wins.

All hail our new king, Chris 'Chompers' Masten. I for one welcome our s**t tattoo'd overlord.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You also forgot the highly underrated stat of 'Suspended for Biting', and again Masten Wins.

All hail our new king, Chris 'Chompers' Masten. I for one welcome our s**t tattoo'd overlord.

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what's a rlot?

 

[Trouto]

You also forgot the highly underrated stat of 'Suspended for Biting', and again Masten Wins.

All hail our new king, Chris 'Chompers' Masten. I for one welcome our s**t tattoo'd overlord.

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I'm not arguing...

 

[kuepper]

what's a rlot?

Judging by the suite of very average tough stickers, an imbecile.

 

[Silversurfer]

I once knew an eagle fan who commemorated each flag they won by getting a candle tattooed on his neck...yeah weird i know but the best bit was they were so bad that it looked like he had a bunch of penises popping out of his shirt collar...or is that peeni for plural?

 

[TY24]

Must admit I had a good chuckle at this

All praise our lord and saviour, Kepler. Flying the flag for dad bods and receding hairlines alike.

 

[Farang83150]

I once knew an eagle fan who commemorated each flag they won by getting a candle tattooed on his neck...yeah weird i know but the best bit was they were so bad that it looked like he had a bunch of penises popping out of his shirt collar...or is that peeni for plural?

Not nearly as good as the geelong supporter that came over here for a holiday and wanted a geelong Day premiers xxx tattoo and instead the Thai bloke wrote Gay premiers...Loved it!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

With a derby this week, and with Nic Nat's triumphant return, nearly taking massive marks, and almost snapping miraculous goals I thought I needed to point out what likely everyone is thinking, Nic Nat is just Kepler Bradley with dreads.

Now, before our Blueandyella friends gnash their teeth, flood the 6pr lines and burn crosses on my front yard, the stats:

Source: https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy...2=19&type=A&pid1=1341&pid2=3108&fid1=C&fid2=C
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Short of the obvious ruck knocks, and tackles ... interesting.

So;
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Happy Derby week one and all.

 

[Dale147]

Geeze, I thought I was on the wet toast board for a second.