Nicknames For New Recruits

[true_blue_69]

Richard Hadley - DickHad

lmao

 

[DaveyBlues]

Will people please f*** off with this shit. Scud... yeah great nickname. Already devalued by the most pissweak sportsman Australia has ever produced.

"Jerusalem" Kruezer... the name given to dodgy leather sandals worn by arabs.

Who cares if Philli's already got it, he may as well be dead to the nation until we hear about his brand new injury on the news or how he's hoping for a wildcard.

 

[CarltonFan]

Armfiled = Dangles.

end of.

 

[BlueYoss]

Who cares if Philli's already got it, he may as well be dead to the nation until we hear about his brand new injury on the news or how he's hoping for a wildcard.

More like his new reality cable TV show in the states or latest heiress squeeze!

 

[j-ham]

How about for Judd just plain "Lucky".Reason - Twiggley!

Nah, Kruezer should be dubbed "Lucky".


Lucky he didn't end up at Richmond.

 

[kikalotabehinds]

I think Joseph looks like a smaller version Dean Soloman


So perhaps - 'SoloKid' or 'MiniSol'

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Darren "Paul" Pfeiffer

Chris "Ashley" Judd

Browne "eye"

 

[Silvagnis]

Tim Lane christened Kreuzer Freddy on last night's broadcast after Pratt's slip up at the Family Day.

I don't mind it and I hope it sticks.

 

[legendtofski]

Pfiffer = Michelle
Hampson = Hammer
Kruezer = well it's Freddy, but V8 could work.
Ellard = Carson

 

[hawkchic04]

We need some nicknames for the new recruits!
Armfield: army, ammo???????
Browne: Someone mentioned skid?
Kruezer: vodka, kru, kru dog?
Pffeifer: P, or the pide pfeiffer
LAchie hill: someone told me to say ness (as in lachi ness monster)
David Ellard: dno...mini D????????????
Aaron joseph: Rojo

U GUYS TELL ME

I'll tell you....

Armfield: perhaps FLOG
Browne: yep....FLOG
Kruezer: ummm...FLOG
Pffeifer: maybe....FLOG
LAchie hill: who???? FLOG
David Ellard: I know....FLOG
Aaron joseph: and just to be a little different FLOGNUTS

 

[AlecDuncan]

I think Kreuzer is already "Freddy" - as in Kreuger - courtesy of Dick Pratt's introduction at family day.

Pffeifer - "Silent" for mine.

 

[BlueBelle]

I'll tell you....

Armfield: perhaps FLOG
Browne: yep....FLOG
Kruezer: ummm...FLOG
Pffeifer: maybe....FLOG
LAchie hill: who???? FLOG
David Ellard: I know....FLOG
Aaron joseph: and just to be a little different FLOGNUTS

Hawkette14 = BIGGEST FLOG!

Run along now loser

 

[Silvagnis]

Pffeifer - "Silent" for mine.

And deadly with the way he attacks the ball.

 

[Beloved]

I'll tell you....

Armfield: perhaps FLOG
Browne: yep....FLOG
Kruezer: ummm...FLOG
Pffeifer: maybe....FLOG
LAchie hill: who???? FLOG
David Ellard: I know....FLOG
Aaron joseph: and just to be a little different FLOGNUTS

It's funny how you manage to call everyone a flog, yet yoy have no valid reason.

Hope you get FLOGged today.

 

[thylacine60]

Ah, with respect. Take the nickname test. Stand at the fence during a game and scream out these suggestions. Most of them are pretty cringeworthy. Freddy will probably stick okay.

Nicknames tend to develop off the training track and often aren't in general use anyway. Got me beat why people continue to force ridiculous, inappropriate, infantile nicknames on unsuspecting players.

 

[CFC_4LYF_TRUE BLUE]

Armfield: Feildy
Browne: Browny
Kruezer: Freddy
Pffeifer: Michelle
LAchie hill: Leanard
David Ellard: Davo
Aaron joseph: Azza

 

[Carlton.No.1]

Kruisedog
Pffiedog
Juddhound
Ellardhound
Armdog
Browndog
Hilldog
Josephhound
Hadleydog

 

[kaipwn]

We live in Australia don't forget

Browne = Browny
Armfield = Armo
Hill = Hilly
Kruezer = Matty
Pfieffer = Fife
Ellard = Davo
Joseph = Azza

how un-original... adding a y or barely changing a name hardly constitutes as a nick name. michelle for pfeiffer is good

 

[thylacine60]

how un-original... adding a y or barely changing a name hardly constitutes as a nick name. michelle for pfeiffer is good

Why? It's as clever as a Rex Hunt nickname . Some half famous actress has the same name. How extraordinarily clever. May as well just toss on a y or an o.

 

[BlueYoss]

May as well just toss

Whatever floats your boat Thy...

 

[GPW1]

Ah, with respect. Take the nickname test. Stand at the fence during a game and scream out these suggestions. Most of them are pretty cringeworthy. Freddy will probably stick okay.

Nicknames tend to develop off the training track and often aren't in general use anyway. Got me beat why people continue to force ridiculous, inappropriate, infantile nicknames on unsuspecting players.

have to agree with this. some of these suggestions are terrible.

 

[NTBlue]

Tim Lane christened Kreuzer Freddy on last night's broadcast after Pratt's slip up at the Family Day.

I don't mind it and I hope it sticks.

I think he referred to the fact that the players started calling hin Freddy after the Presidents slip up.