MRP / Trib. NicNat Watch. Tribunal Edition

[daddy_4_eyes]

Anyone who thought he would or should be suspended is a real smooth brain.

There was never a real chance. Even Chrisso has his limits.

We've had players suspended for playing within the rules.

NN for tackling someone smaller than him.
Gov because his opponent ran into a plastic chair.
Jetta for not sling tackling and even getting rewarded with a HTB.

Wouldn't put it past Chrisso to suspend NN for injuring Merrett's hand with his hair.

 

[Biggie]

Anyone who thought he would or should be suspended is a real smooth brain.

There was never a real chance. Even Chrisso has his limits.

Well there’s a couple floating around

 

[Reminiscence]

The panel on fox footy last night (Lyon, Brown etc.) echoed the same sentiments. Pretty much said that because NN has long hair, it's fair game. Lyon got on his high horse as usual saying that NN overreacted and that it was not on. They are on a mission to rub him out.

'Not a good look...'

Not a good look rooting your best mates missus Lyon you flog.

 

[who gives a]

Imagine a grown man pulling hair . Nic should have thrown the girl into the 3 tier.

 

[triplegee]

Imagine a grown man pulling hair . Nic should have thrown the girl into the 3 tier.

He was about to but thought better of it.

Thank God he did.

 

[Biggie]

Imagine a grown man pulling hair . Nic should have thrown the girl into the 3 tier.

He was about to tombstone him but thank goodness he is a gentle soul.

 

[suetonius]

Imagine a grown man pulling hair . Nic should have thrown the girl into the 3 tier.

I agree. Hair pulling is as low as it gets. It is right up there with pinching and Chinese burns.

 

[Gwaihir]

I agree. Hair pulling is as low as it gets. It is right up there with pinching and Chinese burns.

Wet willies?

 

[Dazzler9]

Wet willies?

Nothing wrong with a wet willy

 

[Spoon_Man]

*

* Dramatisation... may not have happened

 

[WestCoast05]

I agree. Hair pulling is as low as it gets. It is right up there with pinching and Chinese burns.

Don't forget typewriter, everyone hates typewriter

 

[frenchconnection]

Shouldn't have even got a fine. He was the retaliator not the instigator.

In the past have seen some cases where it's the retaliator who gets the suspension and the instigator gets off scot free!

 

[DallasCrane316]

Sorry to intrude. Pleased that there was common sense and Nic Nat is free to play (he’s my favourite non-Essendon player).

Anyway, best of luck in your finals campaign!

 

[who gives a]

Nothing wrong with a wet willy

Yes that's what I tell my Mrs

 

[Doughboy]

Don't forget typewriter, everyone hates typewriter

Um WTF is a typewriter, or shouldn't i ask?

 

[WestCoast05]

Um WTF is a typewriter, or shouldn't i ask?

You hold the down on their back on the ground, kneel on their arms and 'typewriter' on their sternum. My little brother hated it.

 

[RookiePick]

You hold the down on their back on the ground, kneel on their arms and 'typewriter' on their sternum. My little brother hated it.

carriage return right on the jaw. Ding!

 

[Doughboy]

You hold the down on their back on the ground, kneel on their arms and 'typewriter' on their sternum. My little brother hated it.

I can see why...

 

[HoneyBadger35]

 

[Gaffy Duck]

R I P Geelong

 

[Dazzler9]

At risk of labouring the theme...

1. Making strides
2. Shooting hoops
3. Flicking switches.

 

[RookiePick]

Make Shoot Flick

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Did some research re: centre clearances for this week’s podcast (cheap plug, listen to the pod).

Centre clearance numbers this season.
With Nic: 14.7 centre clearances, won centre clearance count in 100% of games played.
Without Nic: 11.6 centre clearances, won centre clearance count in 36% of games played.

 

[Balls In]

Ideally to maximise his explosiveness and power we continue to carefully restrict his minutes. Maximum of something like 60% and only exceed that if the game is going down to the wire. He is the Usain Bolt of AFL and there's no point racing him in the 800m.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

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