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Gentlemen (and ladies, and those not of a certain persuasion)

I hereby nominate for Minister of Infrastructure and Roads.
I hereby make it my solemn oath we have roads, roads to take a man anywhere and everywhere.
Wet lawn? Not anymore, a road to your mailbox.
A road in every home, for every home.
What is more Australian than roads that go nowhere and anywhere all at once
 
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I'm a lazy fk and would like to get paid for doing nothing...

So I'll be the Minister for Travel & Tourism.

Someone please wake me up when the borders open and I will duly resign.
 
I'm a lazy fk and would like to get paid for doing nothing...

So I'll be the Minister for Travel & Tourism.

Someone please wake me up when the borders open and I will duly resign.

Minister of Integrity then?
 

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Gentlemen (and ladies, and those not of a certain persuasion)

I hereby nominate for Minister of Infrastructure and Roads
I hereby make it my solemn oath we have roads, roads to take a man anywhere and everywhere
Wet lawn? Not anymore, a road to your mailbox
A road in every home, for every home
What is more Australian than roads that go nowhere and anywhere all at once

Seriously man i need to run a few online courses. I reckon within 3 months i could get you a gig as minister for 'community benefit'. It is more geared towards the fairer sex of course.:p
 
Seriously man i need to run a few online courses. I reckon within 3 months i could get you a gig as minister for 'community benefit'. It is more geared towards the fairer sex of course.:p

TAO, I am happy to be under your tutelage
 
You're a bright man krak, bout to pm you buddy

After Consultations with Mr TAO, I think we need to start a new portfolio
Minister of Shagging - The acurate one
 
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Why thank you Mr krak. The issue is I'm more popular in NSW. Hmmm maybe I could get the borders reopened. Is Gladys married?

TAO, I refuse to be drawn into petty state politics, international National government or not at all
I propose the honorable member for shagging to undertake required “polling” of electorates as required
 

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see movie Scarface if unsure.

So that is buds, drams and racks all taken care of...

But if something goes wrong.

Nope, long bow there Robin Hood. No one has claimed any part of my portfolio.
 
I nominate myself as Ambassador to Tasmania. All trips to and from will be tax payer funded, no further questions.
 

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