- Apr 24, 2013
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- The Unicornia Reactants
If anyone asks you why Carey was a better player than Ablett Snr., then just show them that clip @ 0:45.
If he didn't directly create 1.5-2 goals a game over the course of his entire career, then I will line up all of my membership cards and eat them one by one.
Gary Ablett Jnr. holds the current GA record of 250 in 346 games, but if Carey didn't knock up close to 400 in his 272 games, then I will give it away. You only have to look at his last 28 games at Adelaide, which is the only time they recorded that stat for Carey, 20 assists in 28 games. If you multiply that average by Giblets game tally then you get 247, and that only covers the period when he was completely stuffed!!!!.
He had to have cracked up at least 400 assists to go with his 727, and THAT'S WHY HE IS THE GREATEST ****ING PLAYER OF THE MODERN ERA!!!