NMFC towel issue

[No Bull]

I think you'll all be happy to see that after years of campaigning, the lack of towels issue has finally been addressed.

Now we are ready to mix it with the big boys.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Egyptian Cotton?

If not, get rid of.

 

[Chron]

No Bull hows the cafe development coming along?

 

[Twinkletoes]

 

[Husk]

Glad to hear about the towels, however I think I am about to have an epileptic fit after looking at TT's gif.

 

[gokangas]

This issue cost us Goddard and Caddy who I believe baulked at the suggestion that they would need to bring their own towels. I also believe this is the real issue behind Euge's resignation as he took the fall for the poor planning by the Manchester Manager at the club. Too little, too late No Bull.

 

[GarnerSmash]

I notice that there has been no developments on the ice front.

Such a 'proactive' board we have

 

[Kimbo]

No Bull hows the cafe development coming along?

You're like my wife - possibly all wives (?!) - just appreciate the task that's just been accomplished before you start on the next one.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

What percentage of said towels are going to Port?

 

[Twinkletoes]

I notice that there has been no developments on the ice front.

Such a 'proactive' board we have

Cost us Ben Cousins.

 

[MaddAdam]

I'm estimating there's about 30 towels there. Not even enough for everyone on the list.

Stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

 

[gokangas]

I'm estimating there's about 30 towels there. Not even enough for everyone on the list.

Stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

Cotton!

 

[Uncle_Leo]

I'm estimating there's about 30 towels there. Not even enough for everyone on the list.

Stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

Shut up and buy a membership

Regards

G. Walsh

 

[Flawed Genius]

Thread count, please.

 

[No Bull]

I'm estimating there's about 30 towels there. Not even enough for everyone on the list.

Stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

There were more in the dryer I'm reliably informed.

 

[LB2Snake]

Thread count, please.

How many towel threads have there been?

 

[No Bull]

There were more in the dryer I'm reliably informed.

And don't even think about calling me a liar!

 

[MaddAdam]

There were more in the dryer I'm reliably informed.

I'm willing to give the club the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Though I will be asking on record at the AGM exactly how many towels we have.

 

[MaddAdam]

And don't even think about calling me a liar!

I am willing to accept this at face value, but really mate, you could have just taken the towels on the bench and put them in dryer and taken a second pic.

 

[gokangas]

I am willing to accept this at face value, but really mate, you could have just taken the towels on the bench and put them in dryer and taken a second pic.

Doubter!

 

[Northworth]

Geelong had to chip in with some towels as part of the HMac trade

 

[No Bull]

I am willing to accept this at face value, but really mate, you could have just taken the towels on the bench and put them in dryer and taken a second pic.

Fortunately for me - these towels are specially marked and unlike any other towel you would have seen. Each individual towel has the NMFC logo complete with player number embroidered on it. This means I couldn't possibly have used the same batch twice.

This also allows us to identify whether a player has had a shower or not on any given day by simply feeling the said towel for dampness.

As they say; No shower, no play.

 

[shiraz]

As they say; No shower, no play.

Oh, this explains the delay in getting Loogie Hensons signed up again, I'm guessing?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Size? Will they wrap around "Tiny" and hold on their own?

 

[Arden]

This also allows us to identify whether a player has had a shower or not on any given day by simply feeling the said towel for dampness.

As they say; No shower, no play.

Better than our old system of feeling said player for dampness.

What's the bet all these towels end up at the Chiefs house?