TheLoungeLizard
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I hate Christmas
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Also got an invite to an Orphan Xmas on fb, great idea for people who are away from family or would just rather not deal with them over ChristmasBut then just in the last 30 mins my good friend (ex partner from years ago) rang me from Brisbane and asked what I was doing for Xmas (she had a suspicision I was likely to be doing nothing as she knew I was staying in Melbourne) and she told me that our ex-housemate posted on facebook about an open 'orphans' xmas bbq lunch at her place so I gave her a ring and there is going to be punch - I'm sold - So yes after all that I will be spending xmas with other human beings...
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Want to meet at the pub at 12?I ******* hate it. only good thing is the food. hate my family, hate presents (FFS how many times do i have to say i want NOTHING... yet still get shit), hate Jesus and I definitely hate the 12 hours of standing around in 40 ******* degrees! not looking forward to tomorrow at all.
I don't hate Jesus though, in case you read this Jesus.Want to meet at the pub at 12?
I like the cut of your jib.
I always found it odd when non religious people celebrated Christmas.....
Nothing religious about it reallyI always found it odd when non religious people celebrated Christmas.....
The annual day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.....you maybe right though.Nothing religious about it really
I do realise that is what its supposed to be but considering it isnt the day he was born and it was just a made up Christian holiday tacked on to an already existing festival sort of kills it. When you add in a fat guy climbing down chimneys, flying reindeer, elves, trees indoors, eating turkeys etc its just a cluster**** of ideas that is just a day for families and friends to get together.The annual day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.....you maybe right though.
I'm sure the pagans found it odd when the Christians started celebrating a non-religious holiday and framing it around a dude's birth on the wrong dayI always found it odd when non religious people celebrated Christmas.....
I'm sure the pagans found it odd when the Christians started celebrating a non-religious holiday and framing it around a dude's birth on the wrong day
I agree with both... I've never celebrated it. But I still think its odd that people with no beliefs parade around this date.I do realise that is what its supposed to be but considering it isnt the day he was born and it was just a made up Christian holiday tacked on to an already existing festival sort of kills it. When you add in a fat guy climbing down chimneys, flying reindeer, elves, trees indoors, eating turkeys etc its just a cluster**** of ideas that is just a day for families and friends to get together.
You'd be pretty dense not to understand it's been co-opted by Western culture as a general holiday of happiness.
Santa, reindeer, elves, Wham! songs: these have nothing to do Christianity.
Christians are usually the ones "hur hur"-ing this, like they've kind of made a good point but not really.
I hate Christmas
Damn you stole my thunder, I was going to write something similar.I do realise that is what its supposed to be but considering it isnt the day he was born and it was just a made up Christian holiday tacked on to an already existing festival sort of kills it. When you add in a fat guy climbing down chimneys, flying reindeer, elves, trees indoors, eating turkeys etc its just a cluster**** of ideas that is just a day for families and friends to get together.

I think people already do this, they call it Xmas instead of Christmas.in my younger, more 'militant' years, my brother and I rather successfully got a few of our family members to call it 'Family Day', rather than Christmas because none of the family were actually Christians....
Wikipedia, but:I think people already do this, they call it Xmas instead of Christmas.