Banter No need to book tickets to this weeks game, only playing a club who can draw 14,000 to a game

[Michaels]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Collingwood or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[Phar Ace]

Hang on....... aren't we playing the Mayblooms? Who wouldn't want to get around them.....oh hang on, I see, yeah, Hawthorn..... as you were.

 

[Madtiger2006]

It's not their home game, so they'll get 10k.

 

[TJASTA]

hey SarahSmiles
hawks are s**t
TJASTA

 

[SarahSmiles]

hey SarahSmiles
hawks are ****
TJASTA

I'll see you at the game (Depending on work...)

 

[fumbler]

I'll see you at the game (Depending on work...)

In your Bombers gear?

Hawks to lose by more than Dingley Village.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Kennent sold rest of their seats to China.

 

[captain blood 17]

See's the thread title -

 

[KermitJagger]

Kennent sold rest of their seats to China.

I'll have you know Kennett sold most of the services to the US and sent the companies broke by over-inflating the value of the assets.

Just another way the Hawks and their staff win!

 

[Michaels]

See's the thread title -

I feel like I don't get enough love for my thread titles.

I have had some zingers this year and getting donuts from you lot.

 

[Gralin]

See's the thread title -

I demand a recount!

But seriously there had to be at least one GWS fan there, 14k seems overs

 

[captain blood 17]

I demand a recount!

But seriously there had to be at least one GWS fan there, 14k seems overs

We should make it a bring your pets weekend. That should triple the hawks numbers (and ours if you believe a certain Collingwood poster ).

 

[Gralin]

We should make it a bring your pets weekend. That should triple the hawks numbers (and ours if you believe a certain Collingwood poster ).

Imagine the chaos when members realise they are sitting next to a dog person

 

[captain blood 17]

Imagine the chaos when members realise they are sitting next to a dog person

Is it racist if i don't like dogs smaller than a shoe box? Can i booooooo it?

 

[Gralin]

Is it racist if i don't like dogs smaller than a shoe box? Can i booooooo it?

I mean sure, boo it, what's it going to do, savage your shoe lace?

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Million Paws Walk is on this weekend, so they'll have even less members there.

 

[Not Important]

don't poke the bear guys.

 

[AlorraVex]

I feel like I don't get enough love for my thread titles.

I have had some zingers this year and getting donuts from you lot.

You should start a Thread Title of the Year competition and nominate yourself three times

 

[tugga]

Tom's Lunch will kick 12

 

[captain blood 17]

I mean sure, boo it, what's it going to do, savage your shoe lace?

Chihuahua's can be pretty vicious. I've seen stuff on you tube.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Tom's Lunch will kick 12

Not after chip launches him into an advertising hoarding. He'll have led lights for eyes by the time we're through with him

 

[tugga]

Not after chip launches him into an advertising hoarding. He'll have led lights for eyes by the time we're through with him

Wow man

 

[muzhogg]

I demand a recount!

But seriously there had to be at least one GWS fan there, 14k seems overs

GWS have a fan now? When did this happen?

 

[Gralin]

GWS have a fan now? When did this happen?

Guaranteed grand final ticket if they make it I imagine

 

[EasternTiger]

Ty Vickery Cup.