Toast No Trades Club 2022 - The King Has Reclaimed His Throne

[WaynesWorld19]

lol let them have their fun, they are special people and we love them dearly.

 

[Judd_Magic]

No Trades Club!

Hitting the scotches early?

Recovering from a hangover.

Hit the scotch and cokes and IPA beers hard.

 

[gutsroy]

Gena Showalter once said: "Giving up is the only sure way to fail."

Well, pardon my French, campaigners, but old Gena wouldn't know s**t from pipe clay.

There's at least one other way, and it involves trading in Liam ******* Baker lololol. I apologize to Mitch Duncan and his outrageous sexiness that I opted for the paper tiger over him a few weeks back.

Here's the masterpiece of mediocrity for you jackals to mock, as you rightly should.

 

[gutsroy]

Judd_Magic showed these young whippersnappers a thing or two, by the looks of it. Ruby must be proud, Juddy, so very proud.
These kids can't copy your feats.

 

[Judd_Magic]

Judd_Magic showed these young whippersnappers a thing or two, by the looks of it. Ruby must be proud, Juddy, so very proud.
These kids can't copy your feats.

 

[buttox]

I reckon we should have an NTC league next year.

It would be the funniest cash league ever I reckon.
Everyone out of trades before r19.
GF won by a team fielding 16 players.

 

[SC fish]

Dazjack gutsroy what position do you want in the No Trades Team? Half forward flank or fullback?

FF: SSwans2011 , Judd_Magic (C) , Kadog
HF: weltschmerz, Chronz , -
C: St Steady , freddy mercury , Better Loosen Up
HB: hoddo , NinjaSwan , SELFCONFESDAFLNERD
FB: blackshadow , - , kenneyswarriors
R: ForeverHardcore , Makeshift Park (VC) , VeinGlorious (also pre-game entertainment and team psychologist).
Int:, - , - , - , -

 

[Dazjack]

Dazjack gutsroy what position do you want in the No Trades Team? Half forward flank or fullback?

FF: SSwans2011 , Judd_Magic (C) , Kadog
HF: weltschmerz, Chronz , -
C: St Steady , freddy mercury , Better Loosen Up
HB: hoddo , NinjaSwan , SELFCONFESDAFLNERD
FB: blackshadow , - , kenneyswarriors
R: ForeverHardcore , Makeshift Park (VC) , VeinGlorious (also pre-game entertainment and team psychologist).
Int:, - , - , - , -

Oh, that back-pocket role, alongside 2 formidable comrades-in-arms, using my natural footy talents, the left and right elbows, the ability to read the flight earlier than most and a mighty left foot to clear the area.

 

[SC fish]

Oh, that back-pocket role, alongside 2 formidable comrades-in-arms, using my natural footy talents, the left and right elbows, the ability to read the flight earlier than most and a mighty left foot to clear the area.

Not sure about the wisdom of putting a Carlton and a Collingwood supporter next to each other it may end up in a fist-fight if the conversation gets around to that Grand Final. gutsroy gets the HFF as the last on-field position:

FF: SSwans2011 , Judd_Magic (C) , Kadog
HF: weltschmerz, Chronz , gutsroy
C: St Steady , freddy mercury , Better Loosen Up
HB: hoddo , NinjaSwan , SELFCONFESDAFLNERD
FB: blackshadow , Dazjack , kenneyswarriors
R: ForeverHardcore , Makeshift Park (VC) , VeinGlorious (also pre-game entertainment and team psychologist).

Int:, - , - , - , -

 

[Bjchan13]

Hai gaiz. I was going to save my last trade for studmuffin Stewart but am liking the look of Mills run home.

Last trade Parish- Mills

 

[Dazjack]

Hai gaiz. I was going to save my last trade for studmuffin Stewart but am liking the look of Mills run home.

Last trade Parish- Mills

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[kenneyswarriors]

It would be the funniest cash league ever I reckon.
Everyone out of trades before r19.
GF won by a team fielding 16 players.

I wanna sign up, right now, c'mon

 

[Dazjack]

Gena Showalter once said: "Giving up is the only sure way to fail."

Well, pardon my French, campaigners, but old Gena wouldn't know s**t from pipe clay.

There's at least one other way, and it involves trading in Liam ******* Baker lololol. I apologize to Mitch Duncan and his outrageous sexiness that I opted for the paper tiger over him a few weeks back.

Here's the masterpiece of mediocrity for you jackals to mock, as you rightly should.

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It is a damn fine team on paper, perhaps it that consummate caravan himself, Micky Gayfer, that has put a curse on these fine footballing types.

 

[vjknight]

I'll take stewies spot on the bench thanks. Bit of 3rd quarter glory.

On Redmi Note 5 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[THECHIEFTON]

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I'll take stewies spot on the bench thanks. Bit of 3rd quarter glory.

On Redmi Note 5 using BigFooty.com mobile app

Honestly first time I've noticed this...

 

[SC fish]

Bjchan13 and vjknight get spots on the bench in the No Trades Team:

FF: SSwans2011 , Judd_Magic (C) , Kadog
HF: weltschmerz, Chronz , gutsroy
C: St Steady , freddy mercury , Better Loosen Up
HB: hoddo , NinjaSwan , SELFCONFESDAFLNERD
FB: blackshadow , Dazjack , kenneyswarriors
R: ForeverHardcore , Makeshift Park (VC) , VeinGlorious (also pre-game entertainment and team psychologist).

Int:, Bjchan13 , vjknight , - , -

 

[Riviat]

I'm here! Hold the bus!


I'm drinking now which is dulling the pain

 

[vjknight]

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Honestly first time I've noticed this...

On Redmi Note 5 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[gutsroy]

It is a damn fine team on paper, perhaps it that consummate caravan himself, Micky Gayfer, that has put a curse on these fine footballing types.

Think it's ultimately just off the pace.
Had no Hewett, Sicily, Oliver, those sorts of things, went for a Liam Baker over a Himmelberg / Duncan / Taranto / ....
You need those types, especially when they're so high ownership and you're ultimately 50-odd points and a couple of trades down vs most.
But is what it is, you either chase or you stick fat and hope it turns. Did too much of the latter.

 

[Dazjack]

Think it's ultimately just off the pace.
Had no Hewett, Sicily, Oliver, those sorts of things, went for a Liam Baker over a Himmelberg / Duncan / Taranto / ....
You need those types, especially when they're so high ownership and you're ultimately 50-odd points and a couple of trades down vs most.
But is what it is, you either chase or you stick fat and hope it turns. Did too much of the latter.

Nahh, it's Gayfer - change your name, change your fortune...and never not pick Sic/Oli again, of course.

I didn't manage Sic until about rd 10 and have been Oli-free all year, let us lament together.

 

[Gigantic]

How do I cash out the remaining $67k for some beers?

I'll settle for the equivalent in Dan Murphy's gift cards

 

[buttox]

4 trades left for luxury trades.
I might trade in Phoenix Spicer for his cool name.
Oh sorry wrong thread.








or is it?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

4 trades left for luxury trades.
I might trade in Phoenix Spicer for his cool name.
Oh sorry wrong thread.








or is it?

 

[kananooks]

calling last spot with my two trades done as of now..

 

[weltschmerz]

I am no longer part of this club, reversed my final trade when the Hewett news came in. Back on one trade.