No Vaseline - Greatest Diss Song Ever?

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Gotta love old ice cube. Upon breaking up with NWA, he created this song, titled no vaseline, alluding to the fact that his former bandmates are taking it up the ass by the white man.

Who has heard this song?
Which disses can compare, or are better?

Then again, maybe I just like it because I'm immature and the following lines give me giggles:

"But if they were smart as me,
Eazy e would be hangin’ from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
Light ’em up, burn ’em up, flame on...
Till that jheri curl is gone"

Or

"I started off with too much cargo,
Dropped four fellows now I’m makin’ all the dough.
White man just rulin’.
The fellows with attitudes -- who ya foolin’?
Y’all fellows just phony,
I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
Yella boy’s on your team, so you’re losin’;
Ay yo dre, stick to producin’.
Callin’ me arnold, but you been-a-********;
Eazy e saw your ass and went in it quick"

I've heard Ether, the Takeover, Slim Anus, Nothing But a Bitch Thang, Hit Em Up and a number of eminems diss songs "Hail Mary" etc.
 

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Sealen said:
I've heard Ether, the Takeover, Slim Anus, Nothing But a Bitch Thang, Hit Em Up and a number of eminems diss songs "Hail Mary" etc.
Diss songs aint my thing, but eminem has made quite a few back to ICP over slim anus.

theres alot more to it but i can't be bothered going into it.

"slim anus, damn right i'm slim anus,
i don't get f*cked in my ass like you flaming f*ggots"
-something like that..

plus Ken Kaniff has had some fun with ICP too :)
 

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Yeah, eminem had a few remarks spread out during a few songs, but ICP had a few songs all about him. They were pretty funny too.
 

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Best diss track imo was probably when Ice Cube got served by common.

"The Bitch in You"

Other notable mentions were:

Ether - Nas (classic stuff)
Joe Budden - Game Over (destroy's Game and Gunit)

but my new favourite would probably be the three or four that just came out from jadakiss and dblock baggingout 50 cent. some great lines:

"Ya see I'm the rapper with clout, you ain't get shot AGAIN so what's ya new album about?"
 

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Nas - Ether
Is a classic , he rips ******** up on that track.

Not really a diss track but one of the greatest battles I haev ever heard is Supernatural v s Juice. Try to download it if you can. It's amazing.
 
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All this homophobia is downright hilarious!

No Vaseline is a waste of time. Evolve ffs.

"Everybody needs to quit acting hard and $hit / before you get your asses kicked"

- "Lovehater", OutKast.
 

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Supernat vs Juice IS awesome.

check out Juice VS Eminem (back in his battling days) too, Juice rips him a new one.

Another good diss track was Jadakiss's freestyle against Beenie Sigel, and Beenie sigel's reply as well.

JADA - "Now I'm stuntin on a discco beat, youse is fags ya next rhyme should be on a sisqo beat"
 

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D12 (well mainly Em) - Girls. the "hidden" track off D12's first cd.
yeah not bad, I actually preferred that remix of hit em up they did though, quitter it was called.

Heaps better.
 

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Oh yeah, as much as I don't like Tupac.

Tupac - Hit em up

is a crazy track

Also Copywrite diss to esoteric called 'extinct' is bloody good. But then again Copywrite > most battle Mc's
 

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Oh yeah, as much as I don't like Tupac.

Tupac - Hit em up

is a crazy track

Also Copywrite diss to esoteric called 'extinct' is bloody good. But then again Copywrite > most battle Mc's
Yeah Copy is awesome.

Did you see the photo's of him getting bashed though? It looks a bit sus, I reckon he got a few in and they just edited it out.

"F*ck swallowing my nut, I make bitches gargle my p*ss!"
 

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Yeah Copy is awesome.

Did you see the photo's of him getting bashed though? It looks a bit sus, I reckon he got a few in and they just edited it out.

"F*ck swallowing my nut, I make bitches gargle my p*ss!"
Yeah I saw the pictuers (If your talking abotu Camu Tao smacking him), I also saw a video of copywrite that night where he was in someones house explaining what happend, showing the camera how he had no bruises or anything, his finger wasn't even broken.
Although the new picture of iCON the Mic King smacking him in the gob is real, I can guarantee you that.
 

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Cypress Hill vs Westside Connection had a couple of funny ones.

Eminem - The Sauce, Nail In the Coffin, diss @ Benzino

Royce Da 5'9 - Malcom X, Death Day directered towards D12

Not a diss as such, but 50 Cent feat Madd Rapper - How To Rob is hilarious

"I'll rob Pun without a gun,
snatch his piece and run
This n*gga weighs 400 pounds how's he going to catch me son"

RIP Big Pun....

Heaps more I can't remember.
 

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How to rob is the only 50 cent song i actually like.

And I can't believe I forgot Malcolm X. That track was insane.

And one of my favourite lines in a diss has to be by ja rule, as sad as it sounds... but it's a good line, towards eminem, can't remember hte exact words but essentially it's:

Your mum's a drug addict and Kim's a known sl ut, so what's Hailie gunna be when she grows up?
 
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How to rob is the only 50 cent song i actually like.

And I can't believe I forgot Malcolm X. That track was insane.

And one of my favourite lines in a diss has to be by ja rule, as sad as it sounds... but it's a good line, towards eminem, can't remember hte exact words but essentially it's:

Your mum's a drug addict and Kim's a known sl ut, so what's Hailie gunna be when she grows up?
anyone suprised em didnt kill ja after that line?

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Joe Budden - Game Over (destroy's Game and Gunit)
i'll challenge that, it mightv'e been a good track, but game got 10x bigger after his beef with buddens, the unit is running rap at the moment (murda ma$e is in g-unit now!!!) and buddens is nowhere to be seen
 

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i can still remember Blastmater KRS-1 rippin MC Shan and Marley Mal 3 new a$$holes in the 80's

(tune of Billy Joels 'still rock'n roll to me')

What is wrong with your MC marley mal dont you know that he's out of touch
What is wrong with your DJ MC shan don't you know what he plays sux!!
 

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anyone suprised em didnt kill ja after that line?



i'll challenge that, it mightv'e been a good track, but game got 10x bigger after his beef with buddens, the unit is running rap at the moment (murda ma$e is in g-unit now!!!) and buddens is nowhere to be seen
this is rJ at his mates place:

Forget Mase, Gunit has MOP and Mobb Deep. But they're still commercial losers.

Mos Def > Gunit
 

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i can still remember Blastmater KRS-1 rippin MC Shan and Marley Mal 3 new a$$holes in the 80's

(tune of Billy Joels 'still rock'n roll to me')

What is wrong with your MC marley mal dont you know that he's out of touch
What is wrong with your DJ MC shan don't you know what he plays sux!!
The Bridge is Over.

The bridge is over, the bridge is over
Bada-bye bye
The bridge is over, the bridge is over
Hey, hey!


One of the funniest diss songs has to be Tim Dog's 'F#@$ Compton.'

Some funny s$#% on 'Gas Face' by 3rd Bass.

Also, Cube's 'True to the Game' film clip.

Another good one is 'To Da Breakadawn' by LL on 'Mama Said Knock You Out.'

But the most classic remains KRS One v PM Dawn.

Not a diss song as such but PM Dawn were saying s#@% about the Blastmaster.

So during on of PM Dwn's New York concerts, KRS and the BDP crew rushed the stage.

KRS threw the fat b@st@rd off stage into the crowd. Other members of PM Dawn got dealt with appropriately as...

Kenny Parker took control of the deck and KRS grabbed the mike. Then followed a rendition of...

Still #1!

That's what hip-hop is all about.

None of this studio gangster BS.
 

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Kid Rock - Devil Without A Cause anyone? doesn't diss anyone specifically but a nice way to get back at people growing up wouldn't you say?
 

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Sealen said:
Gotta love old ice cube. Upon breaking up with NWA, he created this song, titled no vaseline, alluding to the fact that his former bandmates are taking it up the ass by the white man.

Who has heard this song?
Which disses can compare, or are better?

Then again, maybe I just like it because I'm immature and the following lines give me giggles:

"But if they were smart as me,
Eazy e would be hangin’ from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline.
Light ’em up, burn ’em up, flame on...
Till that jheri curl is gone"

Or

"I started off with too much cargo,
Dropped four fellows now I’m makin’ all the dough.
White man just rulin’.
The fellows with attitudes -- who ya foolin’?
Y’all fellows just phony,
I put that on my mama and my dead homeys.
Yella boy’s on your team, so you’re losin’;
Ay yo dre, stick to producin’.
Callin’ me arnold, but you been-a-********;
Eazy e saw your ass and went in it quick"

I've heard Ether, the Takeover, Slim Anus, Nothing But a Bitch Thang, Hit Em Up and a number of eminems diss songs "Hail Mary" etc.

Cube was the man. From 95 onwards rap has been in steady decline.
 

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Also

Mad Skillz - Ghostwriter

It's mad skillz naming and dissing all the people he has written ghost verses for the list is like will smith, lil kim , jayz, dr. dre, jamie foxx etc
 
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