Club Mgmt. Nominations for EFC board 2018

[Doss]

There's on one true option and thy name be KELVIN!

fwiw - we have plenty of posters who we should nominate for other clubs boards.
eg: Lance - Hawthorne & Jade - Norf.
Can you imagine B4L on the Carlton board? Brilliant.

I would just love the chance to have a stint on the Hawthorne board.

 

[DERO]

Gotta be Lance “Hawthorne” Uppercut.

 

[Runk]

I would just love the chance to have a stint on the Hawthorne board.

If I can be completely honest, I’m fairly certain we would all love a chance at that. Although I will say I would pay good money to see you work on that board.

 

[ChampTurboBucko]

Gotta be Lance “Hawthorne” Uppercut.

ahem

 

[DERO]

ahem

I KNEW IT!

 

[Bombermania]

Gotta be Lance “Hawthorne” Uppercut.

He differently earned his strips putting the pebs on the BF main board in their place during the saga!

 

[Blind Turn]

This may change when we start our Q and A’s with the candidates.

105 inch, ultra HD, curved screen, with a sound bar thrown in for good measure.

 

[Loonerty]

Unbelievable that I am not an option in the poll.

I would bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Unbelievable that I am not an option in the poll.

I would bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.

Not enough premierships.

 

[Howard Moon]

I'd bring tin foil, can never have enough tinfoil.

What if we had board dinner and there were left overs? I'm king candidate right there and then, noone will run on a platform of cling wrap, stuff of nightmares.

 

[Doss]

Imagine the tangents Howie would take board meetings off on.

You’d be discussing servicing the debt and end up with a whole book of minutes about how debt rounds out the Western meaning of existentialism.

 

[Howard Moon]

Imagine the tangents Howie would take board meetings off on.

You’d be discussing servicing the debt and end up with a whole book of minutes about how debt rounds out the Western meaning of existentialism.

minutes?

time doesn't exist, its a social construct

*stands up* we will have no meeting minutes on my watch!

well, I don't wear a watch, time doesn't exist...

 

[DERO]

Conspicuous by your absence, both of you. The truth is that you have both been earmarked for more important but lower profile internal roles.
The rhythm section is just as important as the front-men/women.

 

[Howard Moon]

Conspicuous by your absence, both of you. The truth is that you have both been earmarked for more important but lower profile internal roles.
The rhythm section is just as important as the front-men/women.

*shadowy powerbrokers

unseen.

 

[Howard Moon]

first things first - I believe we should turn our debt into bitcoin

 

[DERO]

Someone needs to pull the strings, Howie

 

[Blind Turn]

minutes?

time doesn't exist, its a social construct

*stands up* we will have no meeting minutes on my watch!

well, I don't wear a watch, time doesn't exist...

I second that... or don’t seconds exist either?

 

[DERO]

I second that... or don’t seconds exist either?

If you walk out of the room, does that mean that they cease to exist in that room?

 

[Howard Moon]

I second that... or don’t seconds exist either?

*stands up* We will have no seconds on my watch - only premierships.

looks at premiership clock

 

[Howard Moon]

If you walk out of the room, does that mean that they cease to exist in that room?

hahahha imagine running for the STK board - premierships don't exist, they are a figment of peoples imaginations

 

[Blind Turn]

*stands up* We will have no seconds on my watch - only premierships.

looks at premiership clock

I like it. A sixteen hour clock that you wear on your wrist and has the capacity to take on a a 17th hour and onwards. That would impress the fellow board members.

 

[Blind Turn]

If you walk out of the room, does that mean that they cease to exist in that room?

Only if space becomes an infinite density in your wake.

I’ve seen that in people before. Everything behind them is an event horizon. Leaves a mighty impression on those in their vicinity. A very strong attraction. Like, man, you know, light just vanishes behind them...

 

[DERO]

Now we are getting somewhere!

 

[Howard Moon]

Only if space becomes an infinite density in your wake.

I’ve seen that in people before. Everything behind them is an event horizon. Leaves a mighty impression on those in their vicinity. A very strong attraction. Like, man, you know, light just vanishes behind them...

think I saw one of those trails behind tippa as he was chasing someone - it was either that or the road runner blur

 

[Blind Turn]

think I saw one of those trails behind tippa as he was chasing someone - it was either that or the road runner blur

Probably were watching the game on ‘shrooms again Howie.