No Opposition Supporters Non Bulldog Footy Talk - Bulldogs only - Part 3

Virgin Dog

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Willie Rioli caught with ASADA banned substance. Petrucelle being flown to Melbourne to replace him, AFL Integrity Officer about to hold a press conference. Makes it so much worse that it's middle of finals, and Eagles are a chance at the flag. Rioli played in their first final, ironically against the drug cheats, so will be interesting whether he had it in his system during that game..
 

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Willie Rioli caught with ASADA banned substance. Petrucelle being flown to Melbourne to replace him, AFL Integrity Officer about to hold a press conference. Makes it so much worse that it's middle of finals, and Eagles are a chance at the flag. Rioli played in their first final, ironically against the drug cheats, so will be interesting whether he had it in his system during that game..
Please refrain from using AFL and Integrity in the same sentence
 

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Most likely premiers in order from here IMO:

Richmond
GWS
Collingwood
Geelong
Brisbane
West Coast

Sorry Chicago1 :p
A Richmond/GWS Grand Final might force me to denounce Aussie Rules and switch over(back) to the NFL. Why would anyone want to do that to me? grrr... ;)

Notice the blood on my lion avatar. That's what I want to see on Saturday. Plastics' blood! (I'll have to wait until next week to see Tiger blood.)
 

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Someone I have on facebook shared the Eagles club statement, opening line of "conveniently timed story from the VFL".
Lol, I have s**t friends
 

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Virgin Dog

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ASADA are reporting that the substance included something other than urine. Assuming he's watered it down in an attempt not to be found out.

ASADA will come out of this looking like COMPLETE fools.
How? He's tampered with a urine sample, what on Earth could ASADA be doing wrong here
 

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Is it? Why?
Look at it like refusing a breath test instead of just copping it, it just makes things worse as it puts you right on the bad end of the scale

ASADA are reporting that the substance included something other than urine. Assuming he's watered it down in an attempt not to be found out.

ASADA will come out of this looking like COMPLETE fools.
Complete fools? Why, do you think they have got it wrong?
 

ThePhreshOne

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How? He's tampered with a urine sample, what on Earth could ASADA be doing wrong here
Complete fools? Why, do you think they have got it wrong?
"The role of the ASADA Doping Control Officers (DCO) is to organise and manage the sample collection session. The role of the Chaperone is to notify, accompany, and witness an athlete provide a sample.

DCOs and Chaperones ensure that sample collection occurs in strict accordance with the relevant procedures so all athletes are treated in a fair and equitable manner."

Don't get me wrong. Willie is just as foolish, but how the fu** can you do both the bold, whilst also allowing Willie to provide something that ISN'T straight urine?
 

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"The role of the ASADA Doping Control Officers (DCO) is to organise and manage the sample collection session. The role of the Chaperone is to notify, accompany, and witness an athlete provide a sample.

DCOs and Chaperones ensure that sample collection occurs in strict accordance with the relevant procedures so all athletes are treated in a fair and equitable manner."

Don't get me wrong. Willie is just as foolish, but how the fu** can you do both the bold, whilst also allowing Willie to provide something that ISN'T straight urine?
This is why you shouldn't hold such strong opinions about processes you don't understand. <--- That sounds way ruder than I am intending btw

When someone provides a sample, they can use a product called a Whizzinator. It's basically a fake, but very lifelike, penis that can hold liquid. It can have varying levels of success depending on the experience of the person using it and the person observing. I'm not saying that this is definitely what Willie has used, but it wouldn't surprise me. Even if they ask you to remove all clothes, which is probably close to their regular protocol, it can be hidden if you want.

Liquid can be stored in the mouth (which can still pass the temperature tests), people have been known to insert 'bladders' anally in order to have the liquid come from there. This could even have been his regular urine sample, but he may have inserted a masking agent into the sample, or taken something to try disguise whatever he'd been taking (which is the method Ben Cousins used most recently)
 
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"The role of the ASADA Doping Control Officers (DCO) is to organise and manage the sample collection session. The role of the Chaperone is to notify, accompany, and witness an athlete provide a sample.

DCOs and Chaperones ensure that sample collection occurs in strict accordance with the relevant procedures so all athletes are treated in a fair and equitable manner."

Don't get me wrong. Willie is just as foolish, but how the fu** can you do both the bold, whilst also allowing Willie to provide something that ISN'T straight urine?
There's ways people can provide samples of other people's urine/other substances, usually it involves a Turkey baster and a.....willie. really depends on the length the athlete is willing to go to
 

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This is why you shouldn't hold such strong opinions about processes you don't understand. <--- That sounds way ruder than I am intending btw

When someone provides a sample, they can use a product called a Whizzinator. It's basically a fake, but very lifelike, penis that can hold liquid. It can have varying levels of success depending on the experience of the person using it and the person observing. I'm not saying that this is definitely what Willie has used, but it wouldn't surprise me. Even if they ask you to remove all clothes, which is probably close to their regular protocol, it can be hidden if you want.

Liquid can be stored in the mouth (which can still pass the temperature tests), people have been known to insert 'bladders' anally in order to have the liquid come from there. This could even have been his regular urine sample, but he may have inserted a masking agent into the sample, or taken something to try disguise whatever he'd been taking (which is the method Ben Cousins used most recently)
I know an ASADA chaperone and not a lot slips past them, it job that has its perks like getting into prime sporting events like the GF for free (he was at the dogs GF even though he follows the Pies), but on the downside you have to spend a portion of the day looking at peoples junk. So I presume Willie had hidden a sample from somebody else in his nether regions and the chaperone did their job and noticed the attempted swap out. Rioli would've been infracted immediately and all hell would've broken loose.
 

Virgin Dog

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I know an ASADA chaperone and not a lot slips past them, it job that has its perks like getting into prime sporting events like the GF for free (he was at the dogs GF even though he follows the Pies), but on the downside you have to spend a portion of the day looking at peoples junk. So I presume Willie had hidden a sample from somebody else in his nether regions and the chaperone did their job and noticed the attempted swap out. Rioli would've been infracted immediately and all hell would've broken loose.
Definitely difficult to cheat and get away with it. Now being reported he was caught red handed pouring some other liquid into the cup, so looks like ASADA have done their jobs perfectly
 

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