Oppo Camp Non Eagles Discussion Thread

[Matele]

We all know what muscle he works out the most

He types posts with his dick? Ew

Clean your phone pantskyle.

 

[FatPizza]

He types posts with his dick? Ew

Clean your phone pantskyle.

Not meaning to take this conversation into even darker waters but... The 'dick' isn't a muscle.

 

[pantskyle]

Well hey.

 

[Chris_6678]

Good to see Cuz looking fit.

 

[SpaceClef]

Shout him a lil toke on the crack pipe, Benny!

 

[kane249]

Ben looks like he's stacked on a few kilos

 

[neng]

Ben looks like he's stacked on a few kilos

If that's the price for his health I think we can all cop it

 

[2006_Eagles]

Ben looks like he's stacked on a few kilos

Not necessarily. Look at his chin. Seems too lean for someone with a gut. Sometimes abs can give the impresion of being fat at the wrong angle

 

[ROYAL EAGLE]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-11-30/fremantle-fan-gets-eightmonth-jail-term-for-punch

Freo fan Cody Yarran sentenced to 8 months jail for hitting that woman in the crowd.

Wonder if he's related to Shane?

Sounds like Dustin Martin is emulating this guy.

 

[Natho]

Wonder how Cuz is traveling?

 

[ioppolo]

You can see the ab definition, just looks like he's having an extra half a chook every few days.

 

[Special Agent Utah]

Ben looks like he's stacked on a few kilos

I wouldn't mind looking like that haha!

 

[SpaceClef]

You can see the ab definition, just looks like he's having an extra half a Daniel Chick every few days.

EFA

 

[Suma Magic]

Dusty Martin - give him a 4 week ban...

 

[SpaceClef]

Dusty Martin - give him a 4 week ban...

Deserves more. Threatening to stab someone in the face, whether it's a woman or not, and whether it's a chopstick or a knife, is serious.

A kid gets caught with some party drugs and it's a massive scandal, yet a senior player threatens to stab a restaurant patron in the face and it's somehow considered less of a big deal. Surely not even Cousins did anything like this.

 

[kane249]

Deserves more. Threatening to stab someone in the face, whether it's a woman or not, and whether it's a chopstick or a knife, is serious.

A kid gets caught with some party drugs and it's a massive scandal, yet a senior player threatens to stab a restaurant patron in the face and it's somehow considered less of a big deal. Surely not even Cousins did anything like this.

Simpsons AFL page with another pearler

Dustin Martin: You call that a knife? This is a knife!
Woman: That's not a knife, that's a chopstick
Martin: I see you've played knifey/chopstick before

 

[Suma Magic]

Deserves more. Threatening to stab someone in the face, whether it's a woman or not, and whether it's a chopstick or a knife, is serious.

A kid gets caught with some party drugs and it's a massive scandal, yet a senior player threatens to stab a restaurant patron in the face and it's somehow considered less of a big deal. Surely not even Cousins did anything like this.

Yeah I don't mind if it's more. Pretty poor form on his behalf that can't be tolerated.

But we play them in round 4, so has to be 4 game ban minimum...

 

[ioppolo]

Is he not going to be charged with something?

 

[kane249]

Is he not going to be charged with something?

Richmond haven't charged him yet

 

[DanWCE]

Wow I really have my head in the sand. Knew nothing of any of this!

 

[ioppolo]

The police? Surely threatening to stab is a criminal offence?

 

[2006_Eagles]

Simpsons AFL page with another pearler

Dustin Martin: You call that a knife? This is a knife!
Woman: That's not a knife, that's a chopstick
Martin: I see you've played knifey/chopstick before

hahahahahaha

 

[2006_Eagles]

Richmond haven't charged him yet

Is he not going to be charged with something?

Cops charged him with "Of fencing behaviour"

 

[SpaceClef]

The police? Surely threatening to stab is a criminal offence?

Don't think the lady filed a police report, which (according to lots of people on the main board) automatically wipes any credibility from her story.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I don't see the issue with how the lady handled it - if a well known AFL player made a ludicrous threat like that towards me I'd be more likely to contact the club than the police.