Oppo Camp Non-Essendon Football Thread XIV

[Runk]

Oh Willie...

 

[Matthew_Lloyd]

If it's for an energy drink, then I hope he doesn't get something ridiculous like 2 or 4 years. Hell even if it's a line of coke. Punish him, but don't be excessive about it.

If he took a PED and intended to cheat, then come down on him hard then

 

[Drummer_19]

If it's for an energy drink, then I hope he doesn't get something ridiculous like 2 or 4 years. Hell even if it's a line of coke. Punish him, but don't be excessive about it.

If he took a PED and intended to cheat, then come down on him hard then

My guess is it would be what you described. Some blow or just some wrong energy drink or whatever that prob did nothing for him but he'll still cop it because the inflexibility of their punishments to being anything rational.

 

[Drummer_19]

Does this mean we take their win is null and void and we're #backin?

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

Had a look around twitter to check out this Rioli hullabaloo and my jimmies were immediately rustled by this.

 

[Seb78]

Can we protest

 

[nylexbandit]

Does this mean we take their win is null and void and we're #backin?

He had 9 scoring involvements. Given he shouldn't have been playing, and assuming they were all goals, we should have only lost by a very brave 1 point. Progress!

 

[tandino]

REPARATIONS!!!

 

[mike14]

Tampering with samples?

ASADA obviously forgot to put these signs up:

 

[Runk]

Given that half our team are in surgery or preparing for this weeks VFL match I'd be happy to take their gate takings from last weeks home final.

 

[Drummer_19]

He had 9 scoring involvements. Given he shouldn't have been playing, and assuming they were all goals, we should have only lost by a very brave 1 point. Progress!

Who knows how many other super human freaks they had at their disposal, as well.

 

[boncer34]

Took doped up drug cheats to knock us out of finals.

 

[vaughany]

Essendon a late call up to play tomorrow in place of West Coast haha?

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[Runk]

Nickname surely now becomes 'Elaine.'

 

[Beerfish]

And this past week I've been thinking we were crap when we were actually playing against roided up to the eyeballs drug cheats juicing out of their brains.

 

[boncer34]

So he did it on August 20. Was notified after the round 22 game he'd been caught.

But didn't get stood down until today?

ASADA and the AFL are great.

 

[DapperJong]

Meth Coke Needles ******* campaigner faces Willie ******* Steroidi

 

[Runk]

So he did it on August 20. Was notified after the round 22 game he'd been caught.

But didn't get stood down until today?

ASADA and the AFL are great.

You *en what?!?!?

 

[Drummer_19]

If I had to guess, they probably wanted to keep this hush hush until after the finals and some journo found out, was going to expose them and so they got on the front foot about it?

 

[Zach Package]

It’s clearly absolutely moronic by Rioli but if this isn’t another great example of how the AFL needs to **** ASADA off I don’t know what is.

He probably had a bump of coke or a joint and got spooked when he saw the testers coming. Something that should really only cost him a 10-12 week ban and a great big fine is going to take multiple years to resolve and could kill his career.

AFL gotta get that government money though

 

[DapperJong]

So apparently he incorrectly submitted the urine test.

If he has pissed directly on Ben McDevitt then i will #standbywillie

 

[Runk]

So apparently he incorrectly submitted the urine test.

If he has pi**ed directly on Ben McDevitt then i will #standbywillie

Well in his defence there's so many mailboxes to choose from. The thought of pissing in them all probably shook him to his core.

 

[BomberFan355]

West Coast Eagledope.

 

[The Prosecutor]

West Coast Eagledope.

Come on man, West Dope Eagles works much better.

 

[TheGrizz]

It’s clearly absolutely moronic by Rioli but if this isn’t another great example of how the AFL needs to **** ASADA off I don’t know what is.

He probably had a bump of coke or a joint and got spooked when he saw the testers coming. Something that should really only cost him a 10-12 week ban and a great big fine is going to take multiple years to resolve and could kill his career.

AFL gotta get that government money though

All of the major American sports have told USADA to take a long walk off a short pier and made their own PED policy.

With the AFL consumed with becoming the next NFL, trust them to NOT adopt the one useful choice American sports have made