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The problem with helmets is they only protect the exterior of the head, preventing skull fractures. Concussion is caused by the movement of the brain within the skull when it moves like jelly after a high impact collision and rapid changes in movement.
To prevent concussion the AFL should look to the humble woodpecker:
The woodpecker is known for it's ability to create cavities in trees for the purposes of nesting and food storage by rapidly pecking at the tree not unlike a jackhammer. But how does this bird manage to do this without enduring severe brain injury?
The reason is that the Woodpecker has an extremely long tongue which extends into the skull, behind and over the brain:
This means that while the woodpecker hammers away, it's brain is only moving against the soft surface of it's tongue as opposed to the hard bone of it's skull.
If the AFL could genetically modify players tongues the same way, it will go a long way to preventing concussions.
Also it will make the players a hit with the ladies.
To prevent concussion the AFL should look to the humble woodpecker:
The woodpecker is known for it's ability to create cavities in trees for the purposes of nesting and food storage by rapidly pecking at the tree not unlike a jackhammer. But how does this bird manage to do this without enduring severe brain injury?
The reason is that the Woodpecker has an extremely long tongue which extends into the skull, behind and over the brain:
This means that while the woodpecker hammers away, it's brain is only moving against the soft surface of it's tongue as opposed to the hard bone of it's skull.
If the AFL could genetically modify players tongues the same way, it will go a long way to preventing concussions.
Also it will make the players a hit with the ladies.
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