Oppo Camp Non-Pie RD 1 Thread

[ottoman]

Can't possibly lose tonight, both outcomes will be a win for the neutral.

This is apathy towards a Carlton win
Uppertcut

 

[ottoman]

Tough game this opener would love to see the tigers lose but dont want blues to win,maybe a draw will satisfy

Apathy again.
Uppercut

 

[ottoman]

..watching the game and I'm bias towards Carlton. WTF

WTF indeed
Give yourself an uppercut

 

[ottoman]

Possibly the first time I've ever enjoyed seeing the Blues play well.
They won't keep it up for four quarters, and they won't win, but they're scaring the shit out of the Tigs at the moment, which is giving me the giggles

Giving you the giggles you say
Well maybe a self inflicted uppercut may shut your laughter up

 

[ottoman]

Hmm, I'm in the middle of some severe mood swings here. Have thought for a while that Carlton have got themselves a real coach this time. In the first half they have been very impressive. Depressing.

Feeling ambivalent about Richmond. Don't mind them as a team and a club (ducking for cover), but their carry on over the Treloar trade really p'd me off.

Decisions, decisions...

There should be no doubt at all in your mind
Uppercut yourself

 

[ottoman]

Please forgive me......Come on Carlton!

Unforgivable
Give yourself an uppercut

 

[ottoman]

Carlton are not that shyte. There I said it; feel dirty now.

And so you should
A good uppercut should make you feel a bit cleaner

 

[ottoman]

Damn, can't both teams can loose. I can't bring myself to want either team to win and a draw gives two points....

Shouldn't be a dilemma
You know what to do
Uppercut

 

[ottoman]

A draw would be the best result.

No a Carlton loss is always the best result
Give yourself an uppercut

 

[Magpie Girl]

You're sounding a lot like Bring_Back_Brad this morning Mr Ottoman

 

[ottoman]

Telling about how I feel about Richmond that I want the Blues to get over the line here.

Uppercut. Simple as that

 

[ottoman]

You're sounding a lot like Bring_Back_Brad this morning Mr Ottoman

Questioning my authority
Uppercut
And a piledriver for extra effect

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Uppercut. Simple as that

Did you have money on Carlton?

 

[ottoman]

Did you have money on Carlton?

If my understanding of betting is correct having money on them would mean I want them to win.
How can you ask me such a question EBB

 

[eddiebankbalance]

If my understanding of betting is correct having money on them would mean I want them to win.
How can you ask me such a question EBB

Uppercut?

 

[PicaBoo]

Good effort at trying to justify a Carlton victory but it was still wrong to the core.
2 uppercuts for you my dutch friend
One for wanting them to win and another for spending so much time trying to justify it.
Wrong on both accounts

Forgive me for i have sinned. I confess to have sent encouraging texts to Carlton supporters. The repulsion for Richmond just took hold of me and made me do the unspeakable....

 

[Vicky Park]

Mr ottoman, are you at the end of a long and tiring day? You must appreciate how torn many of us are, between Carlton and Richmond. Anyway, natural justice was served, with Carlton losing. Order was restored. We prefer to smile now, rather than self-administer an uppercut.

 

[Apex36]

Giving you the giggles you say
Well maybe a self inflicted uppercut may shut your laughter up

To clarify, I wasn't wanting a Carlton win. A close game in which Carlton lose and the Tigers get the wind knocked out of their sails was best case scenario for me, which is how it worked out.

If I'm to self-uppercut, then you can punch yourself in the balls for thinking I'd ever want those filthy scumbags to win.

 

[Maggie5]

Seems to me that I am the only one that was hoping for a Carlton win but order will be restored when the Tigers finish 9th.

 

[CFC2010]

Seems to me that I am the only one that was hoping for a Carlton win but order will be restored when the Tigers finish 9th.

Forget ninth we owe them one (actually two) for last year.

They didn't impress me much at all last night.

Losing another Elimination Final would be order restored for them

 

[iGNITER]

Carlton winning is never lols
Give yourself an uppercut

 

[SpongePie]

Murphy had a great game.
I know, I know... Ill uppercut myself.

 

[CFC2010]

That is hilarious iGNITER!

Sitting in bed with my kids laughing.........they think I am Crazy

 

[iGNITER]

That is hilarious iGNITER!

Sitting in bed with my kids laughing.........they think I am Crazy

Hahahaha gold.

I must admit, I am sitting here in the home office laughing and the mrs just came in and thinks I am a mad man.

 

[Soups]

Watching the last quarter as I didn't see the game last night but an almighty Lol when I realized who 16 was from Richmond. Hampson still plays AFL?