Media Noobz0r's Power Rankings

[Noobz0r]

Back in Season 18, a visionary called Gee Dub created an algorithm. A formula so intricate that it could accurately rank the best posters in the league from 1-40. When he went to the great stadium in the sky, he passed on the algorithm to yours truly. I cannot reveal the formula, not even in private. I can, however, confirm that it is based on SIM performance, quality of match-thread posting, quality of media, and general attractiveness. The one poster I have shared this with, JoshWoodenSpoon, understands the consequences of any such action. It is a punishment even worse than death.

I will be semi-regularly updating this. I have updated the algorithm so that it now resides in an app in my phone, and will send me a push notification whenever it deems enough changes have been made to warrant an update.

1. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
3. manangatang
4. Kennedy Parker
5. tgrs
6. Tony Lynn 15
7. Elton Johns Wig
8. Noobz0r
9. Agent93
10. CakeEater
11. JoshWoodenSpoon
12. Harvey Manfrenjensen
13. TJASTA
14. AuntyBlindEye
15. BarryBran
16. Test Tickle
17. Headless
18. philreich
19. Ant Bear
20. Ned_Flanders
21. TedDougChris
22. pantskyle
23. Bloodied52
24. Tarkyn_24
25. spookism

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The formula is back.

 

[Noobz0r]

The formula is back.

I spent my long weekend poring over the past 2 seasons to update it, in doing so I have ensured that the secret formula truly reflects the modern SFA.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I’ve never made one of these lists

 

[Noobz0r]

I’ve never made one of these lists

Blame the algorithm mate.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Given Kennedy Parker is above me in the rankings I think the algorithm just had an aneurysm.

 

[Noobz0r]

Given Kennedy Parker is above me in the rankings I think the algorithm just had an aneurysm.

general attractiveness.

 

[Agent93]

Oh jeez, not the algorithm!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Oh jeez, not the algorithm!

Why don't you like Al Gore?

 

[Noobz0r]

Oh jeez, not the algorithm!

top 10 baby, hail the algorithm.

 

[spookism]

Finally, it's back.

 

[Agent93]

top 10 baby, hail the algorithm.

Yeah, but it's clearly broken. You've rated Ant Bear.

 

[Noobz0r]

Yeah, but it's clearly broken. You've rated Ant Bear.

The algorithm recognised the effort in different areas and the commitment to the league.

 

[Agent93]

The algorithm recognised the effort in different areas and the commitment to the league.

I'm surprised the algorithm hasn't picked itself for all SFA already.

 

[brahj]

Back in Season 18, a visionary called Gee Dub created an algorithm. A formula so intricate that it could accurately rank the best posters in the league from 1-40. When he went to the great stadium in the sky, he passed on the algorithm to yours truly. I cannot reveal the formula, not even in private. I can, however, confirm that it is based on SIM performance, quality of match-thread posting, quality of media, and general attractiveness. The one poster I have shared this with, JoshWoodenSpoon, understands the consequences of any such action. It is a punishment even worse than death.

I will be semi-regularly updating this. I have updated the algorithm so that it now resides in an app in my phone, and will send me a push notification whenever it deems enough changes have been made to warrant an update.

1. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
3. manangatang
4. Kennedy Parker
5. tgrs
6. Tony Lynn 15
7. Elton Johns Wig
8. Noobz0r
9. Agent93
10. CakeEater
11. JoshWoodenSpoon
12. Harvey Manfrenjensen
13. TJASTA
14. AuntyBlindEye
15. BarryBran
16. Test Tickle
17. Headless
18. philreich
19. Ant Bear
20. Ned_Flanders
21. TedDougChris
22. pantskyle
23. Bloodied52
24. Tarkyn_24
25. spookism

Noobz is always 10 or under.

 

[Noobz0r]

Noobz is always 10 or under.

righto, normie.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Back in Season 18, a visionary called Gee Dub created an algorithm. A formula so intricate that it could accurately rank the best posters in the league from 1-40. When he went to the great stadium in the sky, he passed on the algorithm to yours truly. I cannot reveal the formula, not even in private. I can, however, confirm that it is based on SIM performance, quality of match-thread posting, quality of media, and general attractiveness. The one poster I have shared this with, JoshWoodenSpoon, understands the consequences of any such action. It is a punishment even worse than death.

I will be semi-regularly updating this. I have updated the algorithm so that it now resides in an app in my phone, and will send me a push notification whenever it deems enough changes have been made to warrant an update.

1. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
3. manangatang
4. Kennedy Parker
5. tgrs
6. Tony Lynn 15
7. Elton Johns Wig
8. Noobz0r
9. Agent93
10. CakeEater
11. JoshWoodenSpoon
12. Harvey Manfrenjensen
13. TJASTA
14. AuntyBlindEye
15. BarryBran
16. Test Tickle
17. Headless
18. philreich
19. Ant Bear
20. Ned_Flanders
21. TedDougChris
22. pantskyle
23. Bloodied52
24. Tarkyn_24
25. spookism

tgrs has basically been a myth, and yet.....

 

[Barrybran]

Interesting list. Colour me intrigued. Good to see the Wig and Headless getting some love.

 

[Noobz0r]

tgrs has basically been a myth, and yet.....

I have consulted the algorithm and he has apparently been excellent in the Bears v Royals match thread.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I can’t believe the formula outlived Capitol

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I have consulted the algorithm and he has apparently been excellent in the Bears v Royals match thread.

He also kicked 8 goals in the SoO grand final to sink the Croweaters.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Given Kennedy Parker is above me in the rankings I think the algorithm just had an aneurysm.

You've got no clout mate

 

[Agent93]

You've got no clout mate

Read that as clue, which fits equally.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I’ve never made one of these lists

You cried your way into the BEEZ top 20 for two seasons now. Isn't that enough?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Read that as clue, which fits equally.

I thought it was a weak cloud pun personally.