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Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by Noobz0r, Jul 9, 2018.

  1. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    **** you and your desk Cloud_, I'm a used car dealer now. And boy do I have some offers for you!

    This Land of Sweet is an ever expanding metropolis. And with the average qootyer leading busier and busier lives, it really is important that you own a vehicle that suits your needs. Here at Noobz0r's Used Car Lot, we can give you the perfect offer for your ideal car!

    Just look at some of the specials that we have today!

    The JoshWoodenSpoon MVP - 60,000 ClarkeMonies

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    Agile strength, reaching forward to grasp the future. Aesthetic beauty, inspired by nature’s design proportions. From elegant craftsmanship comes incomparable confidence and poise. This car will get you where you need to go in absolute style, SFA.

    Featuring a 6.6-litre, twin-turbo V12, 8-speed automatic engine its grunt belies its overall class as a vehicle. Inside is pure luxury, leather heated seats, wood grain finish and all the bells and whistles really does make this the prototype qooty car for the future.

    The NaturalDisaster Thirties - 1200 ClarkeMonies

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    Are you worried about your public image? Need something extra to boost your stock around the league? Then the NaturalDisaster is for you!

    Featuring a fully sick spoiler that doesn't look at all like you're trying too hard, this vehicle will definitely make you stand out in the crowd. The ND Features an adequately powered 1.5-litre 4-speed manual engine. What is lacks in raw power, it certainly makes up for with it's basic interior. Your ND comes fitted with a tape deck, adjustable radio stereo, and cup holders.

    Perfect for first time drivers, or those looking to pick up chicks around Baghdad.

    The BRAB - 10000 ClarkeMonies

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    Socially and environmentally aware, this vehicle just screams out 'look at me'.

    It's 300cc engine can deliver maximum power of 22 horsepower, but don't let that fool you! This vehicle just keeps going and going, and can be absolutely relied upon to never stop. And, funnily enough, it actually drives faster in reverse than it does in drive.

    For a limited time only this car comes with a complimentary scarf.

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    Keep an eye out for our daily specials, these cars won't last long!

    At Noobz', we insert you where you want!
     

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  2. BRAB

    BRAB Just Hip my Wood

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    Post Beez trophy threads are the new year's resolutions of the Sweet FA.

    We'll forget this by the next count noobz.
     
  3. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Hi, welcome to Noobz0r's Used Car Lot. How can I help you today?
     
  4. The Jesus

    The Jesus Finding Dad

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    Looking forward to The Jesus
     
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  5. PhenomenalV1

    PhenomenalV1 Dead Basketball Team Enthusiast

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    I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
     
  6. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    I'll take a BLERN thanks.
     
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  7. Cloud_

    Cloud_ Dear Leader

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    I’ll buy the JoshWoodenSpoon thanks Noobz.

    I enjoy the return of the ClarkeMonies currency. Maybe I should bring in a salary cap okeydoke7 always wanted so that the currency may have an official value.
     
  8. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Hi kdavva74 and welcome to Noobz0r's Used Car Lot,

    Unfortunately the BLERN is currently out of stock due to overdemand.

    Can I interest you in a BRAB instead?
     
  9. BLERN

    BLERN Voted 2nd best BLERN on regularsizedfooty

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    Finally a thread worthy of a test drive!!
     
  10. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    Hmm I do like the Acronym range but a BRAB isn't really my style...

    How about a TJASTA?
     
  11. TJASTA

    TJASTA 100%

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    Great choice :thumbsu:
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  12. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Hi kdavva74,

    The TJASTA isn't in stock until the 18th of July. Apologies.
     
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  13. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Posting pictures in my used car thread? Lawyer up pal.
     
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  14. ParxBoy

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  15. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    Who am I kidding. Qrownbet is in severe debt. I'll take a BRAB.
     
  16. TJASTA

    TJASTA 100%

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    Not again :(
     
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  17. U2tigers

    U2tigers Brownlow Medallist

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    Why would you invite Tigerturbulance to a perfectly good thread.
     
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  18. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    Hey, you attacked me last time
     
  19. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Obviously not desperately poor enough for a NaturalDisaster
     
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  20. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    I second this, you done ****** up
     
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  21. TJASTA

    TJASTA 100%

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    Well actually it was #teamEAD, I am only the poster boy.
     
  22. NaturalDisaster

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    I’ll take a BRAB thanks
     
  23. Noobz0r

    Noobz0r Tom Jonas Fan Club Junior VP

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    Hi NaturalDisaster, welcome to Noobz0r's used cars and thank you for your interest in the BRAB.

    Would you prefer Baby Blue or Pink?
     
  24. BLERN

    BLERN Voted 2nd best BLERN on regularsizedfooty

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    What other premium models do you currently have in stock Noobz0r

    I need something that reflects me as a poster. Monies isnt an issue. But it needs to suit me
     
  25. The Filth Wizard

    The Filth Wizard Happy Dude

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    Think of all the cars I could buy.
     
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