Norf jokes

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Bulldogs would be happy with any premiership cup

Keep the Norf jokes coming btw, having a good chuckle over here

Any club would love a gold premiership cup....but Norf the only team to have one

Maybe in another 80 years

 

[Kcrack]

Thread is hilarious, dunno how I've missed it until now.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

How shit are North?

TOTALLY! 'cos they haven't beaten a premiership contender since forever!*




















*Geelong - no longer premiership contender

 

[Lemma]

So Ottens and Ling were the reasons you won the flag last year?

 

[MRoos]

So Ottens and Ling were the reasons you won the flag last year?

I think he may be referring to the fact that if Geelong somehow get to the Grand Final this year, they wont get to play St.Failda or Chokingwood this time.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Leave poor old Norf alone. w***ers

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Leave poor old Norf alone. w***ers

Thanks mate. It's comforting when the supporter of a highly successful power club stands up for us.

 

[skipjack]

What is it that North Melbourne already have, The rich clubs need, and that if you eat it, you will die?

Nothing

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Q. What's the difference between a dead Norf supporter lying on the road, and a dead ferret lying on the road?

A. There's skidmarks leading up to the ferret.

 

[Duritz]

How many NORF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cos they can't afford 'em cos they're too poor!!!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

how many norf supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cos they can't afford 'em cos they're too poor!!! :d

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Bayer_]

How many NORF supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cos they can't afford 'em cos they're too poor!!!

Norf are so poor, when their players asked what was for dinner, Brayshaw put his foot on the table and said 'corn.'

 

[Bayer_]

Boomer Harvey was lining up in the square for the first bounce, and Clint Jones said "Boomer, you've lost a shoe."

"No," Boomer replied "I've found one."

 

[MUYB]

How do you become Norfs number one ticketholder?

Buying a membership.

 

[skipjack]

 

[skipjack]

 

[QuietB]

Any club would love a gold premiership cup....but Norf the only team to have one

Maybe in another 80 years

How long til it's on eBay?

 

[budda]

WOW some funny **** on here.

 

[winty]

Somehow I doubt it....

 

[skipjack]

WOW some funny **** on here.

And a couple of knobs with no sense of humour apparently...

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

How long til it's on eBay?

**** bro....

The holy grail of all premierships belongs with us and you will never be able to bathe in its brilliant golden warmth....

Oh is that a fork? Opps no its your 08 cup

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Q. What's got two legs, and bleeds?

A. A Kangaroo with it's head cut off.

 

[Bigeasy]

How long til it's on eBay?

Where do you think we got it from.

 

[ChappyUK]

I hear North are releasing the DVD to go after the pink dollar.

 

[PieBeast]

Where do you think we got it from.

From an AFL handout, as usual