Vintage Bay Norf

[Bomberblitzer]

It's not funny, it's just true

True in the same way that norf is a shit club?

 

[NorthernLights]

True in the same way that norf is a shit club?

This is a shit year for us, you clapped your players off after a loss. That shows you all you need to know about who's the shitter club

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Why do people have it in their head that '*' is somehow funny? Any time I see someone use it everything they have to say is automatically shut out.

It's not in any way meant to be funny. You have completely missed the point. A side-effect of delusion, I suspect.

Here's something that might make this difficult concept a little more user-friendly for you. Look up Lance Armstrong and then check the years he was first past the post in the Tour de France. You'll find the *.

Do you need me to add two and two for you, or can you take it from here?

 

[BRWB]

Some more comedy re Norf. Look at their last game. The players highlighted are going or gone.

Next season is looking super - LolNorf.

 

[A Cut Above]

I laughed that ManOfClay made a thread on the mainbored saying Norf is 'in trouble' whatever that's supposed to mean. Its so much nicer posting on the Bay where you can actually say what you're thinking - ie. Norf is shit. Such a shame ManOfClay won't get to experience that because he's a pussy.

 

[Bomberblitzer]

This is a shit year for us, you clapped your players off after a loss. That shows you all you need to know about who's the shitter club

You wouldn't even exist as a club if the AFL didn't grant you handouts (sourced from clubs such as Essendon).

lolnorf

 

[NorthernLights]

You wouldn't even exist as a club if the AFL didn't grant you handouts (sourced from clubs such as Essendon).

lolnorf

Lol

My club has funded your legal costs, you ungrateful minnow.

 

[Bomberblitzer]

Lol

My club has funded your legal costs, you ungrateful minnow.

norf is shit and your club is ****ed for the next decade

btw boomer was never really that good

 

[NorthernLights]

norf is shit and your club is stuffed for the next decade

btw boomer was never really that good

If we're ****ed for the next decade then you're ****ed for the next century

 

[Senor Ed]

If we're stuffed for the next decade then you're stuffed for the next century

*sits here waiting for the: "Yeah? Well you're stuff for the next millenia"*

Shit Banter

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Why do people have it in their head that '*' is somehow funny? Any time I see someone use it everything they have to say is automatically shut out.

I find the ol' asterisk amusing.

But then I'm easily amused.

 

[BRWB]

*sits here waiting for the: "Yeah? Well you're stuff for the next millenia"*

Shit Banter

Banter?

Heard better 'banter' from 10 year olds.

Cue the usual 'your club has won less flags than us and is shit' and/or 'you seem obsessed over us' and the best one 'melt'.

It writes itself.

 

[NorthernLights]

*sits here waiting for the: "Yeah? Well you're stuff for the next millenia"*

Shit Banter

Speaking of clubs that have been ****ed for a century....

 

[Senor Ed]

Speaking of clubs that have been stuffed for a century....

lolnorf

 

[jwint43]

unless they have the best off-season trade/FA period of all time, they're absolutely cooked. I don't think I've seen a team hang on for as long as they have without ever being serious contenders, so hats off to them in some ways. They've been a fringe finals/top 8 side for like 7 years now

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Banter?

Heard better 'banter' from 10 year olds.

Cue the usual 'your club has won less flags than us and is shit' and/or 'you seem obsessed over us' and the best one 'melt'.

It writes itself.

LOL, agree. I have previously described it as the last bastion of the bereft.

 

[BRWB]

unless they have the best off-season trade/FA period of all time, they're absolutely cooked. I don't think I've seen a team hang on for as long as they have without ever being serious contenders, so hats off to them in some ways. They've been a fringe finals/top 8 side for like 7 years now

Norf will soon be the new Richmond.

 

[NorthernLights]

lolnorf

He says as he taps out

 

[BRWB]

A bit harsh.

Norf actually won a final last year, Richmond haven't done that since the early 2000s.

Also Norf prefer to do board takeovers via share transactions rather than EGMs, which is a lot less entertaining for the rest of us.

Just a prediction. But The Bay is good on Norf predictions.

Just like many of us predicted Norf would do jack shit this season from when they first played the Swans, that they'd sook about bad luck when Wells, Higgins and Waite inevitably got injured, and that they'd limp into finals and be spanked.

The only thing more predictable than Norf imploding and falling off a cliff is the boring content of NL's posts.

 

[NorthernLights]

So many Footscray flogs in a north thread

The little tikes won't stop snapping at our heels!

 

[Bont2Bruce]

The only thing more predictable than Norf imploding and falling off a cliff is the boring content of NL's posts.

I'd be bored if I had to watch Norf each week too.

 

[BRWB]

So many Footscray flogs in a north thread

The little tikes won't stop snapping at our heels!

You mistake being shat on from above as heel snapping.

 

[BRWB]

I'd be bored if I had to watch Norf each week too.

Like being force fed vanilla, day in day out, over and over

The only glimmer of interest was Wells and Boomer - and they're gone. Clearly not vanilla enough.

 

[NorthernLights]

You mistake being shat on from above as heel snapping.

Being shat on from above is what you've done since you've existed, by everyone.

This is a show of your collective inferiority complex and sore anoos

 

[BRWB]

Being shat on from above is what you've done since you've existed, by everyone.

This is a show of your collective inferiority complex and sore anoos

I like the smiley face - resembles a shit eating grin - best get used wearing one of those for the next few years 'Tiger'.