Vintage Bay Norf

[SwampCreature]

Tell us more about your time inside Starburns_. You were busted by the FBI for cyberbullying, right?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Tell us more about your time inside Starburns_. You were busted by the FBI for cyberbullying, right?

 

[Gray Day]

Your club is an embarrassment and can't make it past the prelims. Soon you'll be called the Doggies MKII.

If you aren't going to bring the real Tazbot back then just **** off Jose.

 

[Lorne Malvo]

Lol the bandwagoner comment.
I think you have to win a flag first to be called a bandwagoner.
We haven't won one in 35 years so we are way from being bandwagoners Norfee boy.
Stop obsessing over Richmond Norf fans.
Lolly fans catching up also.

75k members this year.Cop that!
It's good to be the king!!

When you're YELLOW and BLACK ,you never go BACK!

Don't quote me minnow

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Lol the bandwagoner comment.
I think you have to win a flag first to be called a bandwagoner.
We haven't won one in 35 years so we are way from being bandwagoners Norfee boy.
Stop obsessing over Richmond Norf fans.
Lolly fans catching up also.

75k members this year.Cop that!
It's good to be the king!!

When you're YELLOW and BLACK ,you never go BACK!

A wee bit melty there.

 

[Tazhawk16]

If you aren't going to bring the real Tazbot back then just **** off Jose.

Nobody has punched me in the head today.... if they do I'll be spending a bit on getting my expensive neo-titanium skin fixed again.

 

[Lorne Malvo]

Amstaff is Alfred...

So how does one become a super mod?

Is there some sort of knife fight involved with whoever held the title previously?

Or is it more just spending hours in front of the computer eating Doritos and occasionally feeding your cat?

Just asking for a friend

 

[David Schwarz]

I still remember the first time I saw her.

Her hair was blonde, flowing, and majestic. Piercing blue eyes that sliced me in two like a perfectly prepared eye fillet. I could not help myself, I needed to know the name of this goddess.

I walked over to her table, and almost stopped in my tracks at the scent of her perfume - almost as divine as her. He was reading a book titled "My career as a vacuum cleaner salesman" by Michael Firrito. I do like my literature, but I can't say I've ever heard of the name of the author.

Pausing to soak in the visual in front of me, I managed to squeak out a nervous sounding "Good evening ma'am, what is your name?"

She looked at me, blue eyes more fiery than before, grabbed me by the tie that adorned my $900 suit, and whispered but two words into my ear:

"Lol Norf"

 

[Lorne Malvo]

I still remember the first time I saw her.

Her hair was blonde, flowing, and majestic. Piercing blue eyes that sliced me in two like a perfectly prepared eye fillet. I could not help myself, I needed to know the name of this goddess.

I walked over to her table, and almost stopped in my tracks at the scent of her perfume - almost as divine as her. He was reading a book titled "My career as a vacuum cleaner salesman" by Michael Firrito. I do like my literature, but I can't say I've ever heard of the name of the author.

Pausing to soak in the visual in front of me, I managed to squeak out a nervous sounding "Good evening ma'am, what is your name?"

She looked at me, blue eyes more fiery than before, grabbed me by the tie that adorned my $900 suit, and whispered but two words into my ear:

"Lol Norf"

I think I've met her. She's a bit of a tart. Did you give her one?

Personally I try and stay away from girls with lisps or other woman with handicaps,but if it doesn't bother you then why the hell not?

Before you know it you'll be snaking into nursing homes.

 

[Gray Day]

Nobody has punched me in the head today.... if they do I'll be spending a bit on getting my expensive neo-titanium skin fixed again.

What neo-titanium skin? All I see is a dumb campaigner with a standard Whoreks logo

 

[Red mist]

What neo-titanium skin? All I see is a dumb campaigner with a standard Whoreks logo

What was the name of your dinner Fred again?

 

[Gray Day]

What was the name of your dinner Fred again?

Something about home-cooked asian food

 

[Red mist]

Something about home-cooked asian food

Well bloody hell. That was a pearler. Should have been given a bit of a hug regarding toty.

 

[Gray Day]

Well bloody hell. That was a pearler. Should have been given a bit of a hug regarding toty.

Mention it innocently in the TOTY fred then?

 

[Red mist]

Mention it innocently in the TOTY fred then?

Carnt. Noms done farkn.

 

[Gray Day]

Carnt. Noms done farkn.

 

[Doss]

I still maintain that you should all **** off with your pre-school bullshit, ****wits.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I still maintain that you should all **** off with your pre-school bullshit, *******s.

Wat?

 

[Doss]

Wat?

A reference to a legendary Teftacle explosion of ye olde times, I believe in a FOTY thread from 2012.

Yes. Here we go.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

A reference to a legendary Teftacle explosion of ye olde times, I believe in a FOTY thread from 2012.

Yes. Here we go.

Brilliant.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

A reference to a legendary Teftacle explosion of ye olde times, I believe in a FOTY thread from 2012.

Yes. Here we go.

For quotable quotes, he was certainly "hard to beat".

 

[Doss]

For quotable quotes, he was certainly "hard to beat".

Very, very old school too!

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Very, very old school too!

We could go on like this forever ...

Well, not forever, but for about another 18 posts. There is a thread on the North (sic) board where we have selected a near-full footy team of Tef aliases.

 

[David Schwarz]

A reference to a legendary Teftacle explosion of ye olde times, I believe in a FOTY thread from 2012.

Yes. Here we go.

Starburns showing his optimism for the next Richmond flag with his old handle

 

[go you pups]

FARREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!