Vintage Bay Norf

[Oshka]

I don't reckon any of you could heap more sh*t on them than I have tonight.

The worst is yet to come for Norf. All your best players are 30+. Wait until Goldstein, Cunnington, Tarrant, Ziebell, etc. all retire. Your kids are rubbish. Not one potential A grader amongst them. Grim.

 

[Snake_Baker]

The worst is yet to come for Norf. All your best players are 30+. Wait until Goldstein, Cunnington, Tarrant, Ziebell, etc. all retire. Your kids are rubbish. Not one potential A grader amongst them. Grim.

Hmmmmmm

Any reason why I should rate your opinion over that of one of the anonymous turds floating around at the Werribee shit farm?

 

[Oshka]

Hmmmmmm

Any reason why I should rate your opinion over that of one of the anonymous turds floating around at the Werribee sh*t farm?

Name one player on your list who will be anything more than a solid B grade citizen. Simpkin is your best bet, but that’s a stretch. Could’ve had a generational talent from the 2020 draft but burnt your first pick on a poor man’s Seb Ross.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Name one player on your list who will be anything more than a solid B grade citizen. Simpkin is your best bet, but that’s a stretch. Could’ve had a generational talent from the 2020 draft but burnt your first pick on a poor man’s Seb Ross.

You wouldn't know a footballer if they were chock-a-block up your arse.

You're another Richmond supporter who never went to a game before 2018.

Piss of clown.

 

[Oshka]

You wouldn't know a footballer if they were chock-a-block up your arse.

You're another Richmond supporter who never went to a game before 2018.

Piss of clown.

Here’s some advice to whoever it is that is coaching your mob: play Menadue. He’s in your top ten players and he comes from a successful club with a winning culture. His VFL premiership medallion and Grand Final sprint medal should be hung up at Arden Street for motivation. Poor bloke is the only guy at your club that has won anything.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Here’s some advice to whoever it is that is coaching your mob: play Menadue. He’s in your top ten players and he comes from a successful club with a winning culture. His VFL premiership medallion and Grand Final sprint medal should be hung up at Arden Street for motivation. Poor bloke is the only guy at your club that has won anything.

I would take advice from you about how to pick peanuts out of shit.

You're quite clearly a fool.

 

[Oshka]

I would take advice from you about how to pick peanuts out of sh*t.

You're quite clearly a fool.

We’ve got plenty of blokes that we can’t fit on our list that will walk into your best 22. Ryan Garthwaite is out of contract of the end of the season. He’d displace your marquee signing Aiden Corr. You will have to pay a Norf tax to lure him across but at least he can bring across some Richmond IP.

 

[Snake_Baker]

We’ve got plenty of blokes that we can’t fit on our list that will walk into your best 22. Ryan Garthwaite is out of contract of the end of the season. He’d displace your marquee signing Aiden Corr. You will have to pay a Norf tax to lure him across but at least he can bring across some Richmond IP.

You have 8 players & 14 rugby shitmen.

Ugly eyesore crap.

Richmond represent everything that's wrong with modern football.

 

[Oshka]

You have 8 players & 14 rugby shitmen.

Ugly eyesore crap.

Richmond represent everything that's wrong with modern football.

We have 14 elite players and our role players are brilliant. Our bottom six is better than all of the modern dynasty sides’ bottom six apart from Brisbane’s.

We are tough, we are fast, we are skilful.

We are the greatest sporting organisation in the Southern Hemisphere.

We are the envy of the football world.

Life is good at the top.

 

[Hounddd]

You wouldn't know a footballer if they were chock-a-block up your arse.

You're another Richmond supporter who never went to a game before 2018.

Piss of clown.

That's it, let it out. Let it all out.

Really, really, reaaaaally enjoying watching your club systematically break down.

EAD

 

[frggr]

Good to see Richmunt supporters sticking the boots into their league whipping boy replacements

To quote Martin Prince:



Who would have thought that pushing a boy into the girls lavatory could be such a thrill?
The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me!

 

[RonSon]

I hope Polec played well at least.



Bahahaha, lolnorf...

 

[Snake_Baker]

Good to see Richmunt supporters sticking the boots into their league whipping boy replacements

Oh please, they have been our bitches for 30 years.

 

[TazHawk15]

Ol Snakey is taking Norf being the shittiest team in the history of our game pretty well.

 

[A Cut Above]

The continued existence of Norf constitutes an insult to the the professionalism of modern sport.

 

[Grin]

You have 8 players & 14 rugby shitmen.

Ugly eyesore crap.

Richmond represent everything that's wrong with modern football.

I know right? The super fast paced, manic pressure, keep the ball moving forward is just so much less watchable than the slow, kick it sideways, keepings off style of play. The AFL should ban running and tackling.

 

[captain blood 17]

both would beat 2007 Richmond

Too far man, too far.

 

[captain blood 17]

i’m just here to check in on some Norfies.

 

[Hounddd]

Thought Boomer looked good for them at half time.

 

[captain blood 17]

Thought Boomer looked good for them at half time.

i’m not convinced Digby Morrell is the solution at full back.

 

[captain blood 17]

****ing #LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLNOOOOOORRRFFF

 

[frggr]

Oh please, they have been our bitches for 30 years.

Yes, I know. Hence the overabundance of Richmond supporters revelling in your shitness now

 

[Snake_Baker]

Yes, I know. Hence the overabundance of Richmond supporters revelling in your shitness now

 

[A Cut Above]

Yes, I know. Hence the overabundance of Richmond supporters revelling in your shitness now

Are you aware almost every single one of your posts are directed at either Hawthorn or Richmond?

.....even in threads like this which are unrelated to either club?

I'd get that looked at if I were you.

 

[Snake_Baker]

I know right? The super fast paced, manic pressure, keep the ball moving forward is just so much less watchable than the slow, kick it sideways, keepings off style of play. The AFL should ban running and tackling.

4 defensive talls & 15 rugby drones operated from the coaches box to limit opposition inside 50's and engineer 60 inside 50's so Lynch, Riewoldt & Martin can kick 8-9 out of 13 goals, and win a game.

Yep, we are witnessing the golden age of football.

Don't get me wrong, I would take winning in a putrid era well over losing, but let's still not kid ourselves about this being a putrid era in VFL-AFL history.

FFS, they have to swing rule changes yearly to make this crap palatable, and the crowds are still dropping off.