Vintage Bay Norf

[A Cut Above]

sounds like you have been on the beers again.

Sounds like you failed to grasp my metaphor.

Companies don't gain or lose value on the stockmarket because their ability to generate revenue changes, their share price fluctuates based on perception of their ability to make money changing. Similarly Norf doesn't affect AFL player salaries because they actually land players on huge contracts, merely by offering massive contracts that are inevitably refused (who'd wanna play for Norf?) they influence perception of players' values which affects their contracted worth.

Beneficiaries of similar phenomona include Alex Prance who made the AA team five times despite rarely defending an opponent, and Glenn Archer who was named Shinboner of the century despite being a slow-witted plodder with pronounced anger management issues.

 

[Biffinator]

Brothers, one genuine North supporter is worth 1000 WCE-ers. All power to this club for avoiding the Spoon since 1972. That said, Meltdown Mario - otherwise known as the Knobstacle - has single-handedly turned North Melbourne into a pariah on the Bay. When will the brave and intrepid supporters of the Kangaroos repudiate this repulsive Uriah-Heep-like figure? No-one else has so fanned the use of the word 'NORF'

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Brothers, one genuine North supporter is worth 1000 WCE-ers. All power to this club for avoiding the Spoon since 1972. That said, Meltdown Mario - otherwise known as the Knobstacle - has single-handedly turned North Melbourne into a pariah on the Bay. When will the brave and intrepid supporters of the Kangaroos repudiate this repulsive Uriah-Heep-like figure? No-one else has so fanned the use of the word 'NORF'

 

[Biffinator]

They are still better human beings than half the attendees at a WCE v Freo match - but that joint is too high-brow for Snake Baker!!!!!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Royals1922 would be turning in his grave watching what Norf have become

 

[frggr]

Norf

 

[north_lad]

Best part of 2021 will be giving it to the fans of the team we beat. Of course, there's every chance we will go 0-22 so I might just have to give myself a bullet through the head

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Go Norf!

 

[north_lad]

Go Norf!

stick fat brother

 

[Genghis Tron]

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stick fat brother

Don't deface our silverware peasant.

 

[Dazb86]

NORF!

 

[Dan]

charcoalchicken

 

[Strange Cat]

Almost tempted to put a hunge on Norf at those odds and knowing how struggling the cats are without Dangerdud. Hometown umpiring is the big ??? though.

Aged like milk

 

[_Mike_]

This fred never gets old.

 

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We need

 

[crazywildhorse]

If anyone still wants to read the removed article from earlier:

North Melbourne is the parasite club of the AFL

What does North Melbourne offer to the AFL? A parasite is defined as an organism living within another organism in order to obtain nutrients, often in a state that directly or indirectly harms the host, or alternatively, something that resembles a biological parasite in the sense of living off...

web.archive.org

 

[flaps]

If anyone still wants to read the removed article from earlier:

North Melbourne is the parasite club of the AFL

What does North Melbourne offer to the AFL? A parasite is defined as an organism living within another organism in order to obtain nutrients, often in a state that directly or indirectly harms the host, or alternatively, something that resembles a biological parasite in the sense of living off...

web.archive.org

Why'd they remove it? It's fact.

 

[JHF1870]

It's a good thing Norf have some talent in the twos

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Foxtel trolling norf supporters putting this on national tv.