Preview North Melbourne vs The Charddonay's - The Banter Thread

[Bigeasy]

The Swans flogs on Bigfooty hold a special place in our collective rectum where shitting them out sometimes hard to do. So i am inviting all you flogs into this thread to see what you got.

Now i know this is not everyone's cup of tea and i respect that these types of threads are not for some so if the Mods deem this thread as not within the confines of our board then so be it, shut it down.

If not then come in flogs and give it your best shot and please not the same old #lolnorf crap, surely you're not that pathetic?

 

[KillaKanga]

First the pepsi challenge now the cola?

 

[archereleven]

They know we'll put them to the sword so wont drop by... At 1-6 they are probably off the bandwagon

 

[Booze Nasty]

I'm interested to see what their best 19 looks like?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I like where this is going!!!!!

 

[danj]

Not sure if this how you go about it but here goes.

The Swanders should have been allowed to die a natural death in the VFL instead of sucking up players and millions of dollars for decades from the rest of the comp as a franchise. In fact one would have thought the creation of a real Sydney team like GWS was the ideal time to cremate south Melbournes ashes and bury them at lake oval. We could all come over afterwards and have a ritual defecation on the spot. Swanders have always been a bunch of sooky lalas who should all line up on the harbour bridge and do us all a favour. But please wait until Sunday night after we have spanked your arses by 10 goals. rude finger thingy

 

[toepoker]

A club that exists for the amusement of people with no particular interest in football

 

[Quivorir]

Blacky sucks.

 

[Snake_Baker]

A vehicle for NSW television numbers.

Nothing more.

Put an opera house on a dog turd and they'll buy it.

 

[Blacky]

Blacky sucks.

I'm not on trial here thankfully

Also thankful you blokes didn't have to sell this game to Tasmania/China/Beirut

 

[Snake_Baker]

I'm not on trial here thankfully

Also thankful you blokes didn't have to sell this game to Tasmania/China/Beirut

Any of those would be an upgrade on selling your entire club to Sydney.

 

[Blacky]

Any of those would be an upgrade on selling your entire club to Sydney.

Excuse me while I cry into our flags

There are North fans old enough to drink who haven't seen you win a premiership

 

[Snake_Baker]

Excuse me while I cry into our flags*

You left something out there champ.

There are North fans old enough to drink who haven't seen you win a premiership

The only South Melbourne fans that saw their club win a flag are now wearing nappies. Again.

 

[rippersnipper]

Excuse me while I cry into our flags

There are North fans old enough to drink who haven't seen you win a premiership

Nuh uh. 1999 was less than 18 full years ago, therefore any north fan who was born AFTER then wouldn't be legally be allowed to drink. If they are presently over 18, they would have "seen" 1999

 

[Hojuman]

Am l right that Swans / Sydney have played in 22 grand finals for 5 wins ?

Ouch.

 

[Blacky]

Am l right that Swans / Sydney have played in 22 grand finals for 5 wins ?

Ouch.

You'd take that over 4 measly flags every day of the week

 

[Kcrack]

Nuh uh. 1999 was less than 18 full years ago, therefore any north fan who was born AFTER then wouldn't be legally be allowed to drink. If they are presently over 18, they would have "seen" 1999

HA! Where's your comeback now Blacky?!


>_>

 

[Blacky]

Nuh uh. 1999 was less than 18 full years ago, therefore any north fan who was born AFTER then wouldn't be legally be allowed to drink. If they are presently over 18, they would have "seen" 1999

I'm sure they cherish those memories

 

[Blacky]

HA! Where's your comeback now Blacky?!


>_>

What are the chances that one of norths 200 supporters was born in that 5 month period?

 

[ArchKing Carey]

Without COLA, Sydney should relocate to Brewarrina NSW where the median cost is around only 35k. They can be known as the Brewarrina Swans or B.S. for short

 

[Snake_Baker]

You'd take that over 4 measly flags every day of the week

122/5 = 24.40
93/4 = 23.25

Nope. You don't win that one either.

 

[Shermanator]

I'm interested to see what their best 19 looks like?

 

[Hojuman]

You'd take that over 4 measly flags every day of the week

'96 being the best " measly " one.

 

[Blacky]

Without COLA, Sydney should relocate to Brewarrina NSW where the median cost is around only 35k. They can be known as the Brewarrina Swans or B.S. for short

I would prefer Riverina

 

[ArchKing Carey]

I would prefer Riverina

Banter thread missing a bit of bird flavour. Did you want to rustle up some troops?
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