North Melbourne's own Bernard Tomic

[Artichoke]

Doesn't he look good out on the court. Could he overtake Punter and Sigourney Weaver as our best supporters? But regardless, if Tomic ain't top 10 by years end, I'll eat my cat.

 

[Dan]

Sigourney Weaver?

You really are a strange individual aren't you Arti

 

[year of the roo]

He's no Wayne Arthurs.

 

[Artichoke]

Sigourney Weaver?

You really are a strange individual aren't you Arti

Wasn't she our number 1 ticket holder at some stage?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Wasn't she our number 1 ticket holder at some stage?

Sigrid Thornton ?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Isn't this our man at the AO?

 

[Kimbo]

Sigrid Thornton ?

Easy mistake to make...

...poor Artichoke's mind is not what it once was.

 

[Northworth]

Sigourney Weaver??? The Gatekeeper!!!







alas no we had the judge from seachange

 

[Dan]

Wasn't she some cop dyke in underbelly?

 

[Northworth]

Wasn't she some cop dyke in underbelly?

who wasnt

 

[Mr Reliable]

I've just watched Bernie win two tiebreakers in a row. He's got nerves of steel.

Maybe he'd come down and give some of our forwards some goal kicking practice.

 

[Artichoke]

Sigrid Thornton ?

Yeah, that's right.

 

[Juryduty]

Where does the Bernard North talk come from, unless I have missed something

 

[Twinkletoes]

Stuff Bernie. Let's get his missus Donay Meijer signed up pronto!

 

[Artichoke]

Sunday night is going to be music to my eyes. Plenty of close-ups of Tomics & Feds better halves.

 

[Cold Gin]

I don't know what the suggested North connection is, but sorry, don't care:

GO FED!

 

[Lemma]

Sunday night is going to be music to my eyes. Plenty of close-ups of Tomics & Feds better halves.

Fed's better half is nothing to look at

 

[blackshadow]

Fed's better half is nothing to look at

I don't think the 'choke is too concerned. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

 

[LT Smash]

Where does the Bernard North talk come from, unless I have missed something

Probably pulled from the same orifice that claimed Elle McPherson was a roogirl.

 

[Artichoke]

Fed's better half is nothing to look at

Not wrong. But who's looking? I'm listening. It's a bit like how blind people can't hear in the dark.

 

[koshari]

doesnt this bloke look more like a clown every day.

 

[Bigeasy]

doesnt this bloke look more like a clown every day.

Artichoke or Tomic?

 

[Arthur Cloke]

Artichoke suspended hey? Was always gonna happen. One minute he’s telling us to avoid genetically mortified foods and then the next he’s on the Polio Diet in a war of nutrition.
The guy thinks he’s some tennis guru walking around with sawdust in his pockets wearing a Pat Cash headband to his own wedding yelling “foot fault” randomly throughout the ceremony. I’ll never forget it. It was the same day I got Foxtel.

 

[Arthur Cloke]

Where does the Bernard North talk come from, unless I have missed something

His cousins Mum owned a cafe on Errol St back in the days of the Goldrush.

 

[Firestarter]

doesnt this bloke look more like a clown every day.

Has enough "yr just jelly" fans to make me want to run over them with a motorised scooter.