It would be worse if I predicted the bombers
to win the flag.
I think we are a 2-12 win club. There’s a huge gap between our best & worst. Sadly I can only go off our most recent form which is incredibly bad. GC at home is the only game I predict we win with any confidence.
Our season hinges on the level of influence the Rat Man has on the cohesion of the team collectively & many of the low in confidence players individually. No pressure Rats!
Premier : Melbourne
Brownlow: Cripps. Patrick not Jamie
Norm Smith: Oliver
NAB Rising Star: Coffield
Ladder position : 8
B&F : Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Gresham
Player badge to sell out first: Gresh
Coach under most pressure: Bolton. How much more failure will they tolerate.
Media Villan: Harley Bennell
Media darling: Dylan Sheil
Headline most likely to see : Barrett bags saints
Headline most unlikely: Barrett praises saints
Biggest scandal: Eddie MaGuire and Peggy O'Neal caught having an affair.
Feel good story of the year: Saints agree to play 2 home games on Mars by 2025. Reason? It has more atmosphere and spectators than Wellington.
Brownlow: Patrick Cripps
Coleman: Josh Kennedy
Norm Smith: Dustin Martin
NAB Rising Star: Aiden Bonar
Ladder position: 15th
B&F: Jack Steven
Leading Goal Kicker: Josh Bruce
Player badge to sell out first: Jake Carlisle
Coach under most pressure: Richo
Media Villain (who the media will target): Chris Scott
Media Darling (who the media will pump up): Brad Scott
Headline most likely to see: Cats Miss Finals in Ablett's Last Game
Headline most unlikely: Unbeaten Gold Coast Pack Out Carrara Yet Again
Biggest scandal: Some drug thing at Collingwood (immediately hushed up and no-one every finds out about it)
Feel good story of the year: Nakia Cockatoo having a good year