Prediction Nostradamus time - 2019

[st_trav_ofWA]

alright guys .. new year, new season let polish off the crystal ball and make the bold predictions for 2019 :

AFL
Premier :
Spoon:
Brownlow:
Coleman:
Norm Smith:
NAB Rising Star:

SAINTS
Ladder position :
B&F :
Leading Goal Kicker:
Player badge to sell out first:

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure
Media Villan (who the media will target)
Media darling (Who the media will pump up)
Headline most likely to see :
Headline most unlikely:
Biggest scandal:
Feel good story of the year:

Ladder
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[st_trav_ofWA]

AFL
Premier : Richmond
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: The Bont
Coleman: Ben Brown
Norm Smith: Andrew Gaff
NAB Rising Star: Bailey Smith

SAINTS
Ladder position : 12th
B&F : Jack Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Tim Membrey
Player badge to sell out first: Hannas

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure - Richo
Media Villan (who the media will target) - Ross Lyon
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) - Andrew Gaff
Headline most likely to see : "1-9 Saints to call meeting about Richo's future"
Headline most unlikely: "Harley Bennell in career best form"
Biggest scandal: Bitter fight between Lyon and Fyfe threaten to derail Freo season
Feel good story of the year: Rags to riches Matt Parkers rise rise and RISE to AFL stardom

Ladder
1 ADEL
2 GWS
3 MELB
4 RICH
5 WCE
6 COLL
7 FRE
8 ESS
9 GEEL
10 SYD
11 HAW
12 STK
13 NMFC
14 WB
15 PORT
16 BL
17 CARL
18 GCFC

 

[George]

AFL
Premier: Richmond
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Dylan Shiel
Coleman: Tom Lynch
Norm Smith: Alex Rance
NAB Rising Star: Connor Rozee

SAINTS
Ladder Position: 8th-10th
B&F: Jack Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Jade Gresham
Player badge to sell out first: Jade Gresham

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Alan Richardson
Media Villain (who the media will target): Chris Scott
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Dylan Shiel

Ladder
1. Adelaide
2. West Coast
3. Richmond
4. Collingwood
5. Melbourne
6. Essendon
7. Hawthorn
8. St.Kilda
9. GWS
10. Geelong
11. Brisbane
12. North Melbourne
13. Sydney
14. Port Adelaide
15. Western Bulldogs
16. Fremantle
17. Carlton
18. Gold Coast

 

[Jade Buddha]

AFL
Premier : Collingwood
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Dusty Martin
Coleman: Josh Kennedy
Norm Smith: Steele Sidebottom
NAB Rising Star: Hunter Clarke

SAINTS
Ladder position : 8th
B&F : Jade Gresham
Leading Goal Kicker: Josh Bruce
Player badge to sell out first: None sold out

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure - Bolton
Media Villan (who the media will target) - Ross Lyon
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) - Nathan Buckley
Headline most likely to see : "saints on the rise"
Headline most unlikely: "Garry Ablett jnr back to his best"
Biggest scandal: "First gay footballer outed"
Feel good story of the year: Dan Hannebery back to AA form in 2019

Ladder
1 RICH
2 WCE
3 COLL
4 ESS
5 MELB
6 ADL
7 GWS
8 STK
9 HAW
10 SYD
11 GEE
12 NMFC
13 PORT
14 WB
15 FREO
16 BL
17 CARL
18 GCFC

 

[Murraj1966]

AFL
Premier : Richmond
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Mitchell
Coleman: Buddy
Norm Smith: Cotchin
NAB Rising Star: Sam Walsh

SAINTS
Ladder position : 13th
B&F : Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Membrey
Player badge to sell out first: Hanners

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure - Richo or Bolton
Media Villan (who the media will target) - Harley Bennell for another slip up.
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) - Essendon if they're looking good for their "comeback story"
Headline most likely to see : Richardson upbeat despite continuing losses
Headline most unlikely: Robbo slams Essendon for poor form

Ladder
1 Richmond
2 Adelaide
3 West Coast
4 Essendon
5 Collingwood
6 Melbourne
7 GWS
8 Hawthorn
9 Geelong
10 Sydney
11 Port Adelaide
12 North
13 St Kilda
14 Bulldogs
15 Fremantle
16 Brisbane
17 Carlton
18 Gold Coast

 

[DGontheQT]

Premier - Melbourne
Spoon - Gold Coast
Brownlow - Clayton Oliver
Coleman - Tom McDonald
Norm Smith - Max Gawn
Rising Star - Jye Caldwell (GWS)

Ladder position - 14th
B & F - Jake Carlisle
Leading Goal Kicker - Tim Membrey
Badge to sell out first - Max King

Coach under the most pressure - Alan Richardson
Media Villan - St.Kilda Football Club
Media Darling - Richmond Football Club
Headline most likely - Eddie Maguire - again in more s**t than Batman
Headline most unlikely - Damien Barrett expresses his love for the Saints
Headline that would be nice - Saints have gun father-sons and academy players coming through
Scandal - The Drug Culture at Fremantle finally gets exposed , thanks to another strike from Jesse Hogan
Feel good story - Ben Long

1 - Melbourne
2 - Adelaide
3 - GWS
4 - Collingwood
5 - Richmond
6 - WCE
7 - Western Bulldogs
8 - Sydney
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9 - Geelong
10 - Brisbane
11 - Essendon
12 - Port Adelaide
13 - Hawthorn
14 - St.Kilda
15 - Fremantle
16 - Carlton
17 - North Melbourne
18 - Gold Coast

 

[gringo2011]

AFL
Premier : Richmond to beat Melbourne
Spoon: GC
Brownlow: Clayton Oliver
Coleman: Ben Brown
Norm Smith: Cotchin
NAB Rising Star: Rankine

SAINTS
Ladder position : 9th
B&F : Ross
Leading Goal Kicker: Bruce
Player badge to sell out first: Gresham

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure Ross Lyon
Media Villain (who the media will target) De Goey
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) Cripps from Carlton
Headline most likely to see : De Goey arrested, sex tape with a sheep.
Headline most unlikely: Anything positive to do with St Kilda.
Biggest scandal: Sydney find new ways to get free hits that the AFL totally didn't see coming.
Feel good story of the year: Hugh Goddard turns into a gun forward.

Ladder
1 Melbourne
2 Richmond
3 WCE
4 Essendon
5 GWS
6 Adelaide
7 Collingwood
8 Geelong
9 Saints
10 Hawks
11 Sydney
12 Port
13 Brisbane
14 North
15 Dogs
16 Freo
17 Carlton
18 GC

 

[st_trav_ofWA]

interesting observations :
we all see Geelong out of the top 8 this season ...
majority have Adl in the top two
everyone but myself have Freo bottom 4

 

[George]

everyone but myself have Freo bottom 4

Got them 16th.

But I'm no Nostradamus. More like Nostradumbass.

 

[st_trav_ofWA]

Freo are the eternal riddle .... all things going well for them i can see them being top 4 without too much shock , and at the same time just as easily the wheels could fall off and i can see them bottom 4 without much shock so i put a foot in both cams and had then at 7th .. they will still be hard to beat at Optus so thats 11 games at least they should go in as favorites or even money for

 

[st_trav_ofWA]

Got them 16th.

But I'm no Nostradamus. More like Nostradumbass.

i have WCE winning the 2018 wooden spoon so thats my prediction skills right there

 

[DGontheQT]

interesting observations :
we all see Geelong out of the top 8 this season ...
majority have Adl in the top two
everyone but myself have Freo bottom 4

Adelaide have got the 2nd easiest draw , that helps

 

[DGontheQT]

An interesting thing is none of us rate North Melbourne a top 8 side , and not even close to it ,
despite their recruiting spree

 

[SufferingS8INT]

Premier : Richmond
Spoon: GC
Brownlow: josh Kelly
Coleman: Ben Brown
Norm Smith: Dusty
NAB Rising Star: Ben King

SAINTS
Ladder position : 10
B&F : Jack Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Membrey
Player badge to sell out first: Gresham

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Brad Scott (whichever’s at Geelong)
Media Villan (who the media will target): Harley Bennel
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Dan Hannebery
Headline most likely to see : DAN IS STILL THE MAN
Headline most unlikely: Allan Richardson Crowned Coach OTY
Biggest scandal: Jesse hogan arrested with Ben cousins after meth fueled bender!
Feel good story of the year: Friends Max King and Jack Bytel Debut bringing back the number 12 and 23 made famous by Riewoldt and Kositche

Ladder
1 Richmond
2 Collingwood
3 WC
4 Melbourne
5 Adelaide
6 GWS
7 Essendon
8 Hawks
9 Saints
10 Sydney
11 Port Adelaide
12 North Melb.
13 Geelong
14 Brisbane
15 Dogs
16 Freo
17 Carlton
18 Gold Coast

 

[St Neil]

An interesting thing is none of us rate North Melbourne a top 8 side , and not even close to it ,
despite their recruiting spree

I look at North’s recruits and feel underwhelmed. Good players who will improve them in the short to medium term but not to be a contender. Nowhere near it.

 

[gringo2011]

An interesting thing is none of us rate North Melbourne a top 8 side , and not even close to it ,
despite their recruiting spree

I reckon mass change takes time to settle in.

 

[BrutThough]

AFL
Premier : Adelaide
Spoon: Carlton
Brownlow: Fyfe
Coleman: JJK
Norm Smith: Rory Sloane
NAB Rising Star: Ben King

SAINTS
Ladder position: 9th
B&F: Billings
Leading Goal Kicker: Paddy
Player badge to sell out first: Gresham

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Ken Hinkley
Media Villan (who the media will target): The issue at the Bulldogs
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Anything Tom Lynch does
Headline most likely to see: Will Kelly stay or Go
Headline most unlikely: Kelly declares he will be a Saint
Biggest scandal: De Goey doing something stupid and illegal
Feel good story of the year: Jack Steven finally gets named All Australian and he is still rocking the mullet

Ladder
1 West Coast
2 Adelaide
3 Richmond
4 Collingwood
5 GWS
6 Essendon
7 Melbourne
8 Geelong
9 St Kilda
10 Sydney
11 Hawthorn
12 Fremantle
13 North Melbourne
14 Brisbane
15 Port Adelaide
16 Western Bulldogs
17 Gold Coast
18 Carlton

 

[Human Person]

AFL
Premier : Tigers
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Fyfe
Coleman: Ben Brown
Norm Smith: Dusty
NAB Rising Star: Rankine

SAINTS
Ladder position : 10th
B&F : Gresh
Leading Goal Kicker: Skunk
Player badge to sell out first: 12

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Bolton.
Media Villan (who the media will target): Tex Walker
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Andrew Gaff.
Headline most likely to see : Hogan misfires against old team.
Headline most unlikely: Barret Apologises for reporting misinformation.
Biggest scandal: New Kick in rules get wrongfully adjudicated in the last minute of play, costing one team the match.
Feel good story of the year: Brisbane continue their long awaited journey back up the ladder.

Ladder
1 Tigers
2 Hawks
3 Eagles
4 Dons
5 Giants
6 Pies
7 Port
8 Cats
9 Swans
10 Saints
11 Dees
12 Lions
13 Crows
14 Dockers
15 North
16 Dogs
17 Blues
18 Suns

 

[kane22]

AFL
Premier : GWS
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Josh Kelly
Coleman: JJK
Norm Smith: Toby Greene
NAB Rising Star: Bailey Smith

SAINTS
Ladder position : 13th
B&F : Jade Gresham
Leading Goal Kicker: Tim Membrey
Player badge to sell out first: Hanners

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure Alan Richardson
Media Villan (who the media will target) Issues at Fremantle
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) Melbourne
Headline most likely to see : Essendon lose another final
Headline most unlikely: St Kilda getting a positive write up
Biggest scandal: Harley Bennell
Feel good story of the year: Max King firing at the end of the season back from his ACL

Ladder
1 Richmond
2 GWS
3 Melbourne
4 West Coast
5 Collingwood
6 Essendon
7 Adelaide
8 Sydney
9 Geelong
10 Hawthorn
11 North Melbourne
12 Port Adelaide
13 St Kilda
14 Brisbane
15 Western Bulldogs
16 Fremantle
17 Carlton
18 Gold Coast

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Saints for premierssssss 2019 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Nostrildamus

 

[StCicatriz]

i ******* love these.

AFL
Premier: Richmond
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Gaff
Coleman: Lynch
Norm Smith: Cotchin
NAB Rising Star: Blakely

SAINTS
Ladder position: 16th
B&F: Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Bruce
Player badge to sell out first: Hickey

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Richardson
Media Villan (who the media will target): Harley Bennell
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Max Gawn
Headline most likely to see: Harley Bennell sacked
Headline most unlikely: Adam Simpson sacked
Biggest scandal: Longmire sacked
Feel good story of the year: Riewoldt joins the St Kilda board

Ladder (fuuucccckkk)
1 Richmond
2 WCE
3 Melbourne
4 Essendon
5 Collingwood
6 Fremantle
7 Hawthorn
8 Adelaide
9 Port Adelaide
10 Bulldogs
11 Giants
12 Geelong
13 Brisbane
14 Sydney
15 North
16 St Kilda
17 Carlton
18 Gold Coast

 

[Drake Huggins]

AFL
Premier : Melbourne
Spoon: Suns
Brownlow: Cripps. Patrick not Jamie
Coleman: Brown
Norm Smith: Oliver
NAB Rising Star: Coffield

SAINTS
Ladder position : 8
B&F : Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Gresham
Player badge to sell out first: Gresh

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Bolton. How much more failure will they tolerate.
Media Villan: Harley Bennell
Media darling: Dylan Sheil
Headline most likely to see : Barrett bags saints
Headline most unlikely: Barrett praises saints
Biggest scandal: Eddie MaGuire and Peggy O'Neal caught having an affair.
Feel good story of the year: Saints agree to play 2 home games on Mars by 2025. Reason? It has more atmosphere and spectators than Wellington.

Ladder
1. WCE
2. Melbourne
3. Richmond
4. Adelaide
5. Essendon
6. Collingwood
7. GWS
8. St.Kilda
9. Hawthorn
10. Geelong
11. Sydney
12. Brisbane
13. Port Adelaide
14. North Melbourne
15. Western Bulldogs
16. Fremantle
17. Carlton
18. Gold Coast

 

[Diehard Saint]

AFL
Premier : Adelaide
Spoon: Carlton
Brownlow: Fyfe
Coleman: JJK
Norm Smith: Rory Sloane
NAB Rising Star: Ben King

SAINTS
Ladder position: 9th
B&F: Billings
Leading Goal Kicker: Paddy
Player badge to sell out first: Gresham

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure: Ken Hinkley
Media Villan (who the media will target): The issue at the Bulldogs
Media darling (Who the media will pump up): Anything Tom Lynch does
Headline most likely to see: Will Kelly stay or Go
Headline most unlikely: Kelly declares he will be a Saint
Biggest scandal: De Goey doing something stupid and illegal
Feel good story of the year: Jack Steven finally gets named All Australian and he is still rocking the mullet

Ladder
1 West Coast
2 Adelaide
3 Richmond
4 Collingwood
5 GWS
6 Essendon
7 Melbourne
8 Geelong
9 St Kilda
10 Sydney
11 Hawthorn
12 Fremantle
13 North Melbourne
14 Brisbane
15 Port Adelaide
16 Western Bulldogs
17 Gold Coast
18 Carlton

What’s the issue with the Bulldogs? Libba, or the coach’s alleged after hour’s activities?

 

[triggering bro]

AFL
Premier : Demons
Spoon: Suns
Brownlow: Oliver
Coleman: Cameron
Norm Smith: Viney
NAB Rising Star: Davies-Uniacke

SAINTS
Ladder position :16
B&F: Steele
Leading Goal Kicker: Membrey
Player badge to sell out first: Gresham

Ladder
1: West Coast
2: Melbourne
3: Adelaide
4: Essendon
5: Richmond
6: Collingwood
7: Giants
8: Sydney
9: Port Adelaide
10: Geelong
11: Hawthorn
12: Fremantle
13: Bulldogs
14: Brisbane
15: North
16: St Kilda
17: Carlton
18: Gold Coast

 

[mightymalaka]

alright guys .. new year, new season let polish off the crystal ball and make the bold predictions for 2019 :

AFL
Premier : StKilda ( yeah that's right bitches )
Spoon: Gold Coast
Brownlow: Jack Steven
Coleman: Kennedy
Norm Smith: Jade Gresham
NAB Rising Star: Max King ( from an unprecedented 12 games incl finals )

SAINTS
Ladder position : 1st
B&F : Jack Steven
Leading Goal Kicker: Paddy Mccartin
Player badge to sell out first: 12 M King

MEDIA
Coach under most pressure R Lyon
Media Villan (who the media will target) Tom Lynch
Media darling (Who the media will pump up) A Richardson for his Lazarus like turnaround
Headline most likely to see : Unstoppable Saints go through season undefeated
Headline most unlikely: Damien Barrett scoop sees him welcomed into stkilda's inner sanction
Biggest scandal: Pies and Bombers players involved in utensil Fighting ring!
Feel good story of the year: Matt Parker going from wild inconsistent nomad in WAFL to All Australian

Ladder
1 StKilda ( you all know it makes logical sense )
2 Collingwood
3 Richmond
4 Adelaide
5 Melbourne
6 West Coast
7 GWS
8 Sydney
9 Port Adel
10 Carlton
11 North Melbourne
12 Geelong
13 Bulldogs
14 Hawthorn
15 Brisbane
16 Fremantle
17 Essendon
18[/Gold CoastGQUOTE]
Record breaking Saints survive end of season Drug bust involving Elephant Juice after Gubby Allen
And Satan Lethlean blackmail AFL bosses with lifting lid on AFL orgy involving Gill and umpiring fraternity!