Not many flogs will admit it, because he's a chuggers' favourite; but Rory Sloane is a s*it truck player

[Byron Porkett]

Calling it now. Has never averaged more than 25.5 touches in a season. Has no distinctive weapon like the premier midfielders. Ordinary kick, rarely hits the scoreboard and lacks leadership. For a player so universally chugged, has only ever been an AA once, and was lucky to get that.

One of the most overrated potatoes of this generation and deserves to be called out.

 

[go you pups]

NorthernLights likes this

 

[A Cut Above]

Potshotting universally-liked Rory instead of co captain faux-toughguy Tex is possibly the worst choice of target since Hitler invaded Russia instead of Britain.

 

[NorthernLights]

Potshotting universally-liked Rory instead of co captain faux-toughguy Tex is possibly the worst choice of target since Hitler invaded Russia instead of Britain.

Unlike you to follow popular opinion. Oh hang on, no it isn’t.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Regardless of the stats porky, how can anyone resist chugging him? See, you can’t!

 

[Byron Porkett]

Potshotting universally-liked Rory instead of co captain faux-toughguy Tex is possibly the worst choice of target since Hitler invaded Russia instead of Britain.

Curious to know on what basis he deserves the chuggery? All stats in the OP are factual. Would be a tad hypocritical to shoot the glubber over Sloane but fail to acknowledge Selwood as a great midfielder

Regardless of the stats porky, how can anyone resist chugging him? See, you can’t!

More acceptable if he is one of your own Darbys so no ill feeling there. But not sure why the universal love from other supporters. Has a similar statistical record to Brad Ebert who is a B grader at best (very solid contributor nonetheless)

 

[DanWA]

rory's best footy was played in paddy's shadow