Not This, This (The Rookie Handbook)

[Pugsley]

Wish I could say the same about you

Just keep it up mate. You weren't missed.

 

[Pugsley]

Good evening, Bees.
When we want your advice, we’ll give it to you. Now either contribute to the discussion in a productive manner, or kindly leave.

Ta.

The difference being he spoils mate.

 

[Pugsley]

Oh don't freaking start me on Bob Hawke, mate.

The guy was a drunken, cheating, womaniser. And the freaking irony of him being lionised by 50% of the population nowadays omit his greatest failing: his policies are the cause of the growing inequality today. The lack of self-awareness boggles the mind. I love the bloke coz he shags a lot can sink a pint. Doesn't matter that he's caused me to work for minimum wage while the price of a pint is $12. Freaking spare me.

And he can't even play cricket the loser.

He was having a drinks break

 

[Pugsley]

I don’t blame you for not understanding mate, you’ve been well off the pace for a while now

Driving an Uber is serious business.

 

[Santoz]

Wow. Santoz does a brilliant media thread and a couple of Bombers ruin it.

How disappointing.

Well, s**t. It was bound to happen at some stage wasn't it

 

[Santoz]

Gents, if we could limit the off topic Noobz bashing then it'd be appreciated .

Rooks probably don't want to read pages of Bombers eviscerating the husk of a once decent poster as they'd rather quickly and conveniently be able to access these gems of SFA learnings.

Ta

 

[Pugsley]

Gents, if we could limit the off topic Noobz bashing then it'd be appreciated .

Rooks probably don't want to read pages of Bombers eviscerating the husk of a once decent poster as they'd rather quickly and conveniently be able to access these gems of SFA learnings.

Ta

It is sad to see is a shadow of his former self.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Wish I could say the same about you

You really are a sad sack. Bland and humourless best describes your posting style.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Oh don't freaking start me on Bob Hawke, mate.

The guy was a drunken, cheating, womaniser. And the freaking irony of him being lionised by 50% of the population nowadays omit his greatest failing: his policies are the cause of the growing inequality today. The lack of self-awareness boggles the mind. I love the bloke coz he shags a lot can sink a pint. Doesn't matter that he's caused me to work for minimum wage while the price of a pint is $12. Freaking spare me.

And he can't even play cricket the loser.

He was a ******* legend!

 

[JackBero]

Stop tagging me in this sh*t

whats worse
this or the melbourne cup thread?

 

[T2B_]

Santoz, as a lowly rook something that has always had me wondering, and I'm sure future rooks will too, how does one handle it when the sim is rigged?

I trust in your deep experience on the matter and that you will have sage advice for those rooks that inevitably get shafted by a corrupt system xo

 

[Santoz]

Santoz, as a lowly rook something that has always had me wondering, and I'm sure future rooks will too, how does one handle it when the sim is rigged?

I trust in your deep experience on the matter and that you will have sage advice for those rooks that inevitably get shafted by a corrupt system xo

Thanks for your inquiry.

There's not a lot that one can do when it comes to the misfortunes at the hands of the sim.

Well, one could laugh at TedDougChris for coughing up a 7 goal lead at 3/4 time in a final but aside from that, we're at the mercy of the 'gods'.

Like any decent PD, this thread is designed for sharing principles and practices that SFA'ers can employ rather than being theory related

 

[Pugsley]

You really are a sad sack. Bland and humourless best describes your posting style.

He has a style?

 

[Pugsley]

Hi TedDougChris

 

[Noobz0r]

Hang on, did TheCoach16 have an opinion on the leaking of PMs?

 

[TheCoach16]

Hang on, did TheCoach16 have an opinion on the leaking of PMs?

I did. Your strange little mate Blacky already asked...

TEN WEEKS!

Sadly, the league is soft on this, so there’s not much I can do, Blacky.

That aside, what a generous, big hearted, thoughtful, charitable, thing Santoz is doing.
I only wish I had this when I started. The melts, drama, and heartache it would’ve saved me.

Santoz , you should change your name to SAINToz! You are truly benevolent!

 

[Noobz0r]

I did. Your strange little mate Blacky already asked...

Geez, imagine if a BC member leaked a mod PM. You’d be going ballistic.

 

[Blacky]

I did. Your strange little mate Blacky already asked...

Noobz0r if I can translate for you

I don’t give a * unless it fits my narrative. Also did I mention that I’m a psychologist making heaps of bank.

I also do impressions of my auntie.

 

[Noobz0r]

Geez, imagine if a BC member leaked a mod PM. You’d be going ballistic.

Actually, there’s a thread in here. Compare the reactions.

 

[Blacky]

Does TheCoach16 have a barbed wire tattoo or did I imagine that?

Imagine paying 275 an hour to some campaigner with the same ink as Pamela Anderson

 

[TheCoach16]

Geez, imagine if a BC member leaked a mod PM. You’d be going ballistic.

True. But the mods wouldn’t. That’s the problem.

 

[Blacky]

True. But the mods wouldn’t. That’s the problem.

You make it up as you go along don’t you, Troy Makepeace

Troy Makepeace

Age

45

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.9

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

 

[Pugsley]

You make it up as you go along don’t you, Troy Makepeace

Troy Makepeace

Age

45

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.9

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

 

[Blacky]

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It is if you weren’t born in a trailer park.

 

[Pugsley]

It is if you weren’t born in a trailer park.

I was conceived in a dog park.