Not Worth A Thread - Random Bulldog Discussion

[BRWB]

I agree , very fair assessment .
Never saw the Hird situation getting to this point , but the mainstream media painting him as a victim was always going to come.
Patrick Smith at least has some balls .

James is unwell, can't believe people are still sticking the boots in.

#mentalhealthissueequalsfreepass

 

[Freshwater]

James is unwell, can't believe people are still sticking the boots in.

#mentalhealthissueequalsfreepass

No one on here sticking the boots in. But I actually believe his so-called supporters especially those that know him personally are his problem not his detractors.
Remember that scene in 'Crocadile Dundee' where some guy was depressed and Hoges said "Hasn't that guy got any mates?" Why didn't James' mates call him out, or does he just surround himself with sycophants. The Essendon fans sound like that to me, and that doesn't help him I reckon.

 

[CaptainMurphy]

Marking 2016 Bulldogs (Minimum 5 Games).
M= Marks, CM= Contested Marks, MI/50= Marks Inside 50.

M.Boyd- M= 161, CM= 10, MI/50= 2.
L.Hunter- M= 146, CM= 4, MI/50= 13.
E.Wood- M= 127, CM= 21, MI/50= 1.
L.Picken- M= 121, CM= 14, MI/50= 20.
S.Biggs- M= 116, CM= 7, MI/50= 3.
J.Johannisen- M= 112, CM= 4, MI/50= 6.
J.Macrae- M= 104, CM= 4, MI/50= 6.
D.Morris- M= 104, CM= 22, MI/50= 0.
M.Bontempelli- M= 99, CM= 13, MI/50= 22.
T.Dickson- M= 92, CM= 9, MI/50= 29.
C.Daniel- M= 89, CM= 1, MI/50= 3.
J.Roughead- M= 86, CM= 43, MI/50= 14.
M.Suckling- M= 79, CM= 3, MI/50= 2.
J.Stringer- M= 77, CM= 11, MI/50= 29.
J.Dunkley- M= 76, CM= 6, MI/50= 16.
L.Dahlhaus- M= 67, CM= 2, MI/50= 7.
M.Adams- M= 63, CM= 16, MI/50= 0.
T.McLean- M= 60, CM= 9, MI/50= 9.
J.Redpath- M= 58, CM= 15, MI/50= 27.
T.Boyd- M= 49, CM= 18, MI/50= 16.
L.Jong- M= 48, CM= 7, MI/50= 9.
F.Roberts- M= 47, CM= 5, MI/50= 0.
T.Liberatore- M= 46, CM= 1, MI/50= 5.
M.Wallis- M= 45, CM= 4, MI/50= 11.
J.Hamling- M= 43, CM= 9, MI/50= 0.
C.Smith- M= 43, CM= 4, MI/50= 16.
K.Stevens- M= 40, CM= 2, MI/50= 6.
T.Campbell- M= 33, CM= 14, MI/50= 9.
Z.Cordy- M= 25, CM= 6, MI/50= 5.
J.Adcock- M= 24, CM= 1, MI/50= 1.
B.Williams- M= 18, CM= 0, MI/50= 0.
L.Webb- M= 7, CM= 1, MI/50= 1.

Quite a spread of Marks Inside 50 really considering it is
not seen as a strength of ours and Jordan Roughead is
a Contested Marking beast Mr 50 % and number 1 at
the Bulldogs. Contested Marking is not a premium given
our (+ 930) handball differential as it is hard to be paid
a mark off a handball.

Hate to be the guy Daniel took his contested mark on.

 

[King Harold]

James is unwell, can't believe people are still sticking the boots in.

#mentalhealthissueequalsfreepass

At what point did I stck the boots in ?

 

[BRWB]

At what point did I stck the boots in ?

Relax and read the #

 

[Fossie 32]

At what point did I stck the boots in ?

Not having a go at you or anyone on here but I agree the article was sticking the boots in, no matter how much of it was true, din't need to be said when a guy has just tried to kill himself.

 

[Fossie 32]

Relax and read the #

Dohh you were kidding I thought the tag was a bit extreme

 

[King Harold]

Relax and read the #

 

[mambavino]

Might have already been discussed as I haven't been on here over the summer, but is there really no blue Asics players polo or jumper available? Not even navy? Who the hell wants grey Bulldogs merch.

The colour blue is also rather scarce on the members scarf this year. Almost looks like a swans scarf apart from the ends.

Who approves theses samples when they are provided to the club? Blue is our core colour for ****** sake.

A minor issue, but still rather baffling.

 

[Yojimbo]

The Western Bulldogs Awards (Total not Average).
Who is Mr Bulldog 2016 ?

Mr Kicks- Matthew Boyd.
Mr Handballs- Jackson Macrae.
Mr Disposals- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Marks- Matthew Boyd.
Mr Goals- Jake Stringer.
Mr Behinds- Jake Stringer.
Mr Tackles- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Frees For- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Frees Against- Liam Picken.
Mr Hit Outs- Jordan Roughead.
Mr Inside 50's- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Goal Assists- Liam Picken & Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Supercoach Score- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Dreamteam Score- Lachlan Hunter.

Mr Contested Possession- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Uncontested Possession- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Effective Disposal- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Disposal Efficiency- Joel Hamling.
Mr Clangers- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Contested Marks- Jordan Roughead.
Mr Marks Inside 50- Tory Dickson & Jake Stringer.
Mr Clearances- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Rebound 50's- Matthew Boyd.
Mr One Percenters- Dale Morris.
Mr Bounces- Jason Johannisen.
Mr Time On Ground- Lachlan Hunter.

I declare Lachlan Hunter the winner of Mr Bulldog 2016 with
seven category wins from Marcus Bontempelli with six
category wins. The cheque and trophy are "In the mail".

 

[House_of_Dahl]

The Western Bulldogs Awards (Total not Average).
Who is Mr Bulldog 2016 ?

Mr Kicks- Matthew Boyd.
Mr Handballs- Jackson Macrae.
Mr Disposals- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Marks- Matthew Boyd.
Mr Goals- Jake Stringer.
Mr Behinds- Jake Stringer.
Mr Tackles- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Frees For- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Frees Against- Liam Picken.
Mr Hit Outs- Jordan Roughead.
Mr Inside 50's- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Goal Assists- Liam Picken & Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Supercoach Score- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Dreamteam Score- Lachlan Hunter.

Mr Contested Possession- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Uncontested Possession- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Effective Disposal- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Disposal Efficiency- Joel Hamling.
Mr Clangers- Lachlan Hunter.
Mr Contested Marks- Jordan Roughead.
Mr Marks Inside 50- Tory Dickson & Jake Stringer.
Mr Clearances- Marcus Bontempelli.
Mr Rebound 50's- Matthew Boyd.
Mr One Percenters- Dale Morris.
Mr Bounces- Jason Johannisen.
Mr Time On Ground- Lachlan Hunter.

I declare Lachlan Hunter the winner of Mr Bulldog 2016 with
seven category wins from Marcus Bontempelli with six
category wins. The cheque and trophy are "In the mail".

but not sure Mr Clangers (or Mr Frees Against) should add to your total. They should really be a minus point in this esteemed award.

 

[Yojimbo]

but not sure Mr Clangers (or Mr Frees Against) should add to your total. They should really be a minus point in this esteemed award.

Don't worry mate there is no Mr Cheque and no Mr Trophy coming
"In the mail" so Lachlan Hunter will be Mr Disappointed in the end,
Mr Clangers in the AFL was Dustin Martin by a fair way too and
he finished high up in the Brownlow still.

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

How come Mr Effective Disposal and Mr Clanger are one and the same.

 

[Yojimbo]

How come Mr Effective Disposal and Mr Clanger are one and the same.

If Mr Disposal has over 700 he can be both Mr Effective and
Mr Clangers at the same time, as much as that sounds
confusing.

 

[King Harold]

Is MD suspended again ?
Is he the Nick Kyrgios of Big Footy ?

 

[LittleG]

Is MD suspended again ?
Is he the Nick Kyrgios of Big Footy ?

WaaaaamPeter the ****** ****** with the ****** can go ****** ****** ******, got to him again.

 

[Dizzy Stuff]

Anyone been to Whitten Oval to get a photo with the cup?

 

[hazza21]

Thinking about getting a personalised Jumper this year (not often we are the premiers). How does the number look when done by the dogs, does it look like the players on game day?? Any previous experiences or pictures would be much appreciated.

Side note: want to get #35 for CD but scared he will get a single digit 2/5 once those legends retire! Thoughts?

 

[maddog37]

Thinking about getting a personalised Jumper this year (not often we are the premiers). How does the number look when done by the dogs, does it look like the players on game day?? Any previous experiences or pictures would be much appreciated.

Side note: want to get #35 for CD but scared he will get a single digit 2/5 once those legends retire! Thoughts?

I got a Libba numbered jumper. They look great with the little afl logo on the number.

 

[Yojimbo]

The Last Decade Of Etihad

2016- 14 Games for 10 Wins and 4 Losses.
2015- 13 Games for 11 Wins and 2 Losses.
2014- 14 Games for 4 Wins and 10 Losses.
2013- 14 Games for 6 Wins and 8 Losses.
2012- 13 Games for 2 Wins and 11 Losses.
2011- 13 Games for 6 Wins and 7 Losses.
2010- 13 Games for 8 Wins and 5 Losses.
2009- 13 Games for 7 Wins and 6 Losses.
2008- 12 Games for 8 Wins, 1 Draw and 3 Losses.
2007- 12 Games for 5 Wins, 1 Draw and 6 Losses.

So 10 Years for 131 Games for 67 Wins, 62 Losses and 2 Draws.

The Ladder Of Shame
1- St Kilda 9 Losses, 1 Draw.
2- North Melbourne 9 Losses.
3- Essendon 7 Losses.
4- Geelong 6 Losses.
5- Collingwood 5 Losses.
6- Hawthorn 4 Losses.
7- West Coast 4 Losses.
8- Carlton 4 Losses.
9- Richmond 3 Losses, 1 Draw.
10- Sydney 3 Losses.
11- Fremantle 3 Losses.
12- Brisbane 2 Losses.
13- Adelaide 1 Loss.
14- Melbourne 1 Loss.
15- GWS 1 Loss.

Call me an amateur psychologist, but i am starting to finally
understand all the love for St Kilda and North Melbourne
you constantly see on this site, their fans could just be
major ass hats though.

 

[Fossie 32]

Thinking about getting a personalised Jumper this year (not often we are the premiers). How does the number look when done by the dogs, does it look like the players on game day?? Any previous experiences or pictures would be much appreciated.

Side note: want to get #35 for CD but scared he will get a single digit 2/5 once those legends retire! Thoughts?

Only 9 letters allowed - that's discrimination against Libba and Bonti

 

[Yojimbo]

The Yojimbo Percentiles 2016 (Ladder).

Rank 1- Adelaide 28.49 % and 52.33 %.
Rank 2- West Coast 27.53 % and 48.56 %.
Rank 3- GWS 26.89 % and 48.79 %.
Rank 4- Hawthorn 26.11 % and 48.32 %.
Rank 5- Sydney 25.80 % and 46.44 %.
Rank 6- Geelong 25.26 % and 47.89 %.
Rank 7- Brisbane 25.05 % and 49.24 %.
Rank 8- North Melbourne 24.95 % and 46.61 %.

Rank 9- Port Adelaide 24.77 % and 45.90 %.
Rank 10- St Kilda 24.62 % and 45.07 %.
Rank 11- Collingwood 24.51 % and 46.88 %.
Rank 12- Richmond 24.50 % and 47.48 %.
Rank 13- Gold Coast 24.17 % and 45.86 %.
Rank 14- Melbourne 24.16 % and 43.40 %.
Rank 15- Western Bulldogs 22.85 % and 43.69 %.
Rank 16- Fremantle 22.68 % and 43.83 %.
Rank 17- Carlton 20.11 % and 40.03 %.
Rank 18- Essendon 19.78 % and 43.04 %.

The Yojimbo Percentiles (Dogs Season) 2016.

Round 1- 26.32 % and 49.12 % = Win.
Round 2- 22.41 % and 36.21 % = Win.
Round 3- 25.49 % and 45.09 % = Loss. (Choke)
Round 4- 26.00 % and 36.00 % = Win.
Round 5- 23.94 % and 45.07 % = Win.
Round 6- 10.71 % and 25.00 % = Loss.
Round 7- 26.47 % and 47.06 % = Win.
Round 8- 27.87 % and 39.34 % = Win.
Round 9- 19.61 % and 33.33 % = Loss.
Round 10- 22.45 % and 28.57 % = Win.
Round 11- 22.64 % and 39.63 % = Win.
Round 12- 29.41 % and 43.14 % = Win.
Round 13- 10.87 % and 36.96 % = Loss.
Round 14- "Bye"
Round 15- 23.21 % and 32.14 % = Win.
Round 16- 25.00 % and 41.67 % = Win.
Round 17- 26.31 % and 56.14 % = Win.
Round 18- 18.00 % and 30.00 % = Loss.
Round 19- 20.75 % and 37.74 % = Loss.
Round 20- 15.25 % and 25.42 % = Win. (Can't beat em join em)
Round 21- 28.00 % and 48.00 % = Win.
Round 22- 27.45 % and 45.09 % = Win.
Round 23- 13.95 % and 30.23 % = Loss.

Elim Final- 25.45 % and 47.27 % = Win.
Semi Final- 30.77 % and 50.00 % = Win.
Prelim Final- 19.12 % and 32.35 % = Win.
Grand Final- 22.03 % and 35.59 % = Win.

Great year for the Yojimbo percentiles with six of the top eight
having (7) Losses and Geelong having (6) Losses, it's good
too see who owns who and why. The formulas used to extract
said percentiles will remain like the colonels secret 11 herbs
and spices a mystery to mankind. Just enjoy the chicken !

 

[Fossie 32]

The Yojimbo Percentiles 2016 (Ladder).

Rank 1- Adelaide 28.49 % and 52.33 %.
Rank 2- West Coast 27.53 % and 48.56 %.
Rank 3- GWS 26.89 % and 48.79 %.
Rank 4- Hawthorn 26.11 % and 48.32 %.
Rank 5- Sydney 25.80 % and 46.44 %.
Rank 6- Geelong 25.26 % and 47.89 %.
Rank 7- Brisbane 25.05 % and 49.24 %.
Rank 8- North Melbourne 24.95 % and 46.61 %.

Rank 9- Port Adelaide 24.77 % and 45.90 %.
Rank 10- St Kilda 24.62 % and 45.07 %.
Rank 11- Collingwood 24.51 % and 46.88 %.
Rank 12- Richmond 24.50 % and 47.48 %.
Rank 13- Gold Coast 24.17 % and 45.86 %.
Rank 14- Melbourne 24.16 % and 43.40 %.
Rank 15- Western Bulldogs 22.85 % and 43.69 %.
Rank 16- Fremantle 22.68 % and 43.83 %.
Rank 17- Carlton 20.11 % and 40.03 %.
Rank 18- Essendon 19.78 % and 43.04 %.

The Yojimbo Percentiles (Dogs Season) 2016.

Round 1- 26.32 % and 49.12 % = Win.
Round 2- 22.41 % and 36.21 % = Win.
Round 3- 25.49 % and 45.09 % = Loss. (Choke)
Round 4- 26.00 % and 36.00 % = Win.
Round 5- 23.94 % and 45.07 % = Win.
Round 6- 10.71 % and 25.00 % = Loss.
Round 7- 26.47 % and 47.06 % = Win.
Round 8- 27.87 % and 39.34 % = Win.
Round 9- 19.61 % and 33.33 % = Loss.
Round 10- 22.45 % and 28.57 % = Win.
Round 11- 22.64 % and 39.63 % = Win.
Round 12- 29.41 % and 43.14 % = Win.
Round 13- 10.87 % and 36.96 % = Loss.
Round 14- "Bye"
Round 15- 23.21 % and 32.14 % = Win.
Round 16- 25.00 % and 41.67 % = Win.
Round 17- 26.31 % and 56.14 % = Win.
Round 18- 18.00 % and 30.00 % = Loss.
Round 19- 20.75 % and 37.74 % = Loss.
Round 20- 15.25 % and 25.42 % = Win. (Can't beat em join em)
Round 21- 28.00 % and 48.00 % = Win.
Round 22- 27.45 % and 45.09 % = Win.
Round 23- 13.95 % and 30.23 % = Loss.

Elim Final- 25.45 % and 47.27 % = Win.
Semi Final- 30.77 % and 50.00 % = Win.
Prelim Final- 19.12 % and 32.35 % = Win.
Grand Final- 22.03 % and 35.59 % = Win.

Great year for the Yojimbo percentiles with six of the top eight
having (7) Losses and Geelong having (6) Losses, it's good
too see who owns who and why. The formulas used to extract
said percentiles will remain like the colonels secret 11 herbs
and spices a mystery to mankind. Just enjoy the chicken !

Let me guess, we need to buy the code book to decipher it?

 

[Dog Rising]

Thinking about getting a personalised Jumper this year (not often we are the premiers). How does the number look when done by the dogs, does it look like the players on game day?? Any previous experiences or pictures would be much appreciated.

Side note: want to get #35 for CD but scared he will get a single digit 2/5 once those legends retire! Thoughts?

I've had them done a few times through the online store and they are top quality. Never had them done at the Bulldogs shop, but I believe they can do them while you wait.

 

[X_box_X]

The Yojimbo Percentiles 2016 (Ladder).

Rank 1- Adelaide 28.49 % and 52.33 %.
Rank 2- West Coast 27.53 % and 48.56 %.
Rank 3- GWS 26.89 % and 48.79 %.
Rank 4- Hawthorn 26.11 % and 48.32 %.
Rank 5- Sydney 25.80 % and 46.44 %.
Rank 6- Geelong 25.26 % and 47.89 %.
Rank 7- Brisbane 25.05 % and 49.24 %.
Rank 8- North Melbourne 24.95 % and 46.61 %.

Rank 9- Port Adelaide 24.77 % and 45.90 %.
Rank 10- St Kilda 24.62 % and 45.07 %.
Rank 11- Collingwood 24.51 % and 46.88 %.
Rank 12- Richmond 24.50 % and 47.48 %.
Rank 13- Gold Coast 24.17 % and 45.86 %.
Rank 14- Melbourne 24.16 % and 43.40 %.
Rank 15- Western Bulldogs 22.85 % and 43.69 %.
Rank 16- Fremantle 22.68 % and 43.83 %.
Rank 17- Carlton 20.11 % and 40.03 %.
Rank 18- Essendon 19.78 % and 43.04 %.

The Yojimbo Percentiles (Dogs Season) 2016.

Round 1- 26.32 % and 49.12 % = Win.
Round 2- 22.41 % and 36.21 % = Win.
Round 3- 25.49 % and 45.09 % = Loss. (Choke)
Round 4- 26.00 % and 36.00 % = Win.
Round 5- 23.94 % and 45.07 % = Win.
Round 6- 10.71 % and 25.00 % = Loss.
Round 7- 26.47 % and 47.06 % = Win.
Round 8- 27.87 % and 39.34 % = Win.
Round 9- 19.61 % and 33.33 % = Loss.
Round 10- 22.45 % and 28.57 % = Win.
Round 11- 22.64 % and 39.63 % = Win.
Round 12- 29.41 % and 43.14 % = Win.
Round 13- 10.87 % and 36.96 % = Loss.
Round 14- "Bye"
Round 15- 23.21 % and 32.14 % = Win.
Round 16- 25.00 % and 41.67 % = Win.
Round 17- 26.31 % and 56.14 % = Win.
Round 18- 18.00 % and 30.00 % = Loss.
Round 19- 20.75 % and 37.74 % = Loss.
Round 20- 15.25 % and 25.42 % = Win. (Can't beat em join em)
Round 21- 28.00 % and 48.00 % = Win.
Round 22- 27.45 % and 45.09 % = Win.
Round 23- 13.95 % and 30.23 % = Loss.

Elim Final- 25.45 % and 47.27 % = Win.
Semi Final- 30.77 % and 50.00 % = Win.
Prelim Final- 19.12 % and 32.35 % = Win.
Grand Final- 22.03 % and 35.59 % = Win.

Great year for the Yojimbo percentiles with six of the top eight
having (7) Losses and Geelong having (6) Losses, it's good
too see who owns who and why. The formulas used to extract
said percentiles will remain like the colonels secret 11 herbs
and spices a mystery to mankind. Just enjoy the chicken !