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The S24 Grand Final seems almost too good to be true. The culmination of a two-season, almost full year storyline somehow perfectly manifests itself with the Bombers and the Hawks set to play off. Well, as this game-changing piece of journalism is about to show you; that is because it IS too good to be true. This story goes back a few seasons, and it will change the Sweet FA forever.

It was season 20, which would naturally suggest it had just been season 19. The much-adored and last true admin, okeydoke7, was going into his last season as Supreme Leader of the Sweet FA. The Filth Wizard's Dragons FFC had just won the Premiership with one of the lamest schticks the league had ever seen.
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Pictured: The Filth Wizard celebrates winning the S20 Premiership with henchman Hate.

The ever-relevant Wonders entered their 20th season in the league in prime form, following their widely-praised decision to delist HaroLad; an event, and name, that we will soon come back to.
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Pictured: HaroLad addresses the media with a cryptic message for the Wonders upon being delisted.

@okeydoke7’s focus had narrowed in his search for a successor, eventually deciding on Premiership captain, The Filth Wizard. Following his success in season 19, The Filth Wizard was all out of ideas on how to win Premierships.
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Pictured: Evidence obtained from a secret source.

The Filth Wizard, along with a couple of other league stalwarts had been in the tiny minority to criticise the Wonders’ decision to delist HaroLad towards the end of the 19th season. The reasons for such criticism were bewildering, until now. There are a couple of key things to note, before I go into further detail about the stunning revelations I am about to share with you:

Firstly, in season 20, the Baghdad Bombers were still known as the Baghdad Bandits, and they were extremely irrelevant. Secondly, every piece of information I share with you before, and after, this point of the article is entirely factual. If you doubt me, you are wrong. If you try to prove me wrong, you will only make yourself look like a fool, or in a few people’s cases, guiltier.
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Pictured: HaroLad and The Filth Wizard as they reach this part of the article.

As you may recall, in season 20, three of the current major power brokers of the Sweet FA; arguably the three most significant names in the league at this point, were all in the one squad. The Filth Wizard, HaroLad, and Hate all played for the Dragons. Now, let’s just consider the current standing all of these posters have in the league:

Hate: Duh. Current admin.
The Filth Wizard: @Hate’s predecessor and captain of one of the teams set to compete in the S24 Grand Final.
HaroLad: Captain of the reigning Premiers and captain of the other team set to compete in the S24 Grand Final.

Now, I know what you are thinking – this is just an unlikely coincidence. You are not stupid to think so, and I used to think the same, but we were all wrong. A look at the Dragons’ S20 team thread suggests otherwise:

Reserved for fixture.

I'll take 30 thanks The Filth Wizard .

Get hyper.

Hey premiership players...

...and everyone else who dares to enter.

Seems normal enough, right? Right. However, I began to pay closer attention to the posts made by these three, and noticed they had been secretly plotting, and nobody had ever realised, thanks to how secretly they had done it. Look super, super close at these next three posts.

This will be our first team for the season:


B: Moo, HaroLad, hey mate, thoughts on leaving the Dragons at the end of this season, joining the Bandits, making them relevant again, pretending to feud with me for a season or two, and ultimately having this culminate in us facing off in the S24 Grand Final?, HARPSichord

HB: Determinant, Filthy Sanchez, roo2macca

C: Andonis1997, Danoz, jenny61_99

HF: The Half Back, Gee Dub, Ljp86

F: Noobz0r, The Filth Wizard, Pie 4 Life

Foll: Hate, want to be future admin? All you have to do is help @HaroLad and I put that plan I have detailed above into action. @Frankston Rover will be furious, haha!, LCynic, chefmeister

I: WAG, TheMase

Would love to see the Gibbsinator out on the park against the Warriors. Would also love to see The Filth Wizard’s plan, as outlined above, be put into action.

Friends, season 20 has started and round 1 is up so feel free to come give them shit. Also, I too like the sound of that plan, @The Filth Wizard and @HaroLad, let’s do it! You are right, @Frankston Rover WILL be furious!


(can someone with super tagging powers annoy everyone with tags)


http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ey-island-warriors-at-okeys-outhouse.1100908/


Oh, wrong thread... But hey relive the moment we won the flag if you want
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http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ffc-van-cortlandt-park.1105489/#post-39861590

They thought they could hide their little scheme with white text! Didn’t see, or somehow still sceptical? Does THIS change your mind?
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The jig is up The Filth Wizard, HaroLad and Hate. The only way you can right this wrong is to give us the correct season 24 Grand Final: The West Coast Wonders versus @Van_Dyke’s Team Pump. I will not rest until the real Grand Final happens. Or until I go inactive again. Whichever happens first.

Oh, and I also forgot to mention perhaps the most heinous part of their scheme! They plotted to make sure okeydoke7 would reach a Grand Final. Despicable.

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The worst decision in the history of the league was delisting me.

And I intend to make you pay.

Massive announcements coming tonight which should initiate the chain of events that will see the end of the Wonders.
 

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Is anyone else besides me absolutely sure that The Filth Wizard passed the Admin onto Hate on the proviso that the Hawks win this premiership?

#standbyfrankston
 
The worst decision in the history of the league was delisting me.

And I intend to make you pay.

Massive announcements coming tonight which should initiate the chain of events that will see the end of the Wonders.

Nice try, mate, but we are about to win the S24 Grand Final.

Didn't you retire?

I've probably retired multiple times, but I will always return to bring justice to the league.
 
If you keep reading our match threads we've actually spelled out the next ten seasons. Our team thread is the Sweet FA sports almanac.
 
If you keep reading our match threads we've actually spelled out the next ten seasons. Our team thread is the Sweet FA sports almanac.
I knew I’d seen this forehead before
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Didn't you retire?

Can I change my response to this in light of this post?

If you keep reading our match threads we've actually spelled out the next ten seasons. Our team thread is the Sweet FA sports almanac.

It would sound cooler if I said I went undercover, because that was the only way I could fly under the radar enough to uncover this information.
 

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HaroLad is a criminal mastermind. He has blinded the league by constantly blaming the so-called "Boys Club" for everything that is wrong with the league, when in reality, he IS the Boys Club and has everyone fooled. But not me Haro. Not me.

#notmygrandfinal
 
HaroLad is a criminal mastermind. He has blinded the league by constantly blaming the so-called "Boys Club" for everything that is wrong with the league, when in reality, he IS the Boys Club and has everyone fooled. But not me Haro. Not me.

#notmygrandfinal
I wish.
 
Holy crap, this now explains why the Bombers weren’t given a 4 goal penalty against the Swamprats in that semifinal last season; a penalty which would’ve seen them knocked out of the finals.

It all starts to make sense.

*this may not be truth but it makes me wonder*
 

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