Toast Obese Arachnid 10,001 Post

[cakewalk06]

Solid innings, OA. Well played.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

So do I make a thread for my 20K or is someone else meant to?

Mods please ban or call the wambulance, this is not about ED it's about me.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I can't believe jmac70 isn't here to witness this momentous occasion, Oh & Swanny retiring too.

Oh where oh where
has my Jmac gone
Oh where oh where can he be?

 

[Hardas]

I can't believe jmac70 isn't here to witness this momentous occasion, Oh & Swanny retiring too.

Oh where oh where
has my Jmac gone
Oh where oh where can he be?

I can't believe this thread has dropped below the Swanny retirement thread.
The whole world has gone mad.
MAD, I tell you!

 

[76woodenspooners]

Swanny retires ...

... OA enters his prime.

Hakuna Matata, it's the circle of life

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Mods please ban or call the wambulance, this is not about ED it's about me.

Eat me.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Magpie Girl I see you are closing some of the popular threads.

I'll understand if you need to close this wildly popular thread too & re-open.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Magpie Girl I see you are closing some of the popular threads.

I'll understand if you need to close this wildly popular thread too & re-open.

Only because they are so big Chief says they're breaking big footy.
Part 2's have been created.

This thread has 9967 posts to go

 

[DuckToaster]

The real achievement will be to get this thread to 10,001 posts. Congrats FatSpider

 

[The Dawes]

Personally I'm looking forward to post # 11,111.... beautiful symmetry

 

[Magpie Girl]

Personally I'm looking forward to post # 11,111.... beautiful symmetry

You're going to have to work a little harder

 

[The Dawes]

You're going to have to work a little harder

trust me when I say that if I'm working harder, then I'm not on BF!

 

[ottoman]

May your next 10,000 be as enjoyable as the first 10,000 you fat *.
Well done.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

This is getting ridiculous, can you please stop sending me PM's of congratulations people.

I don't have time to kiss your babies, do selfies, appear at your kid's birthday party, appear at your bucks night (I'm versatile) & sign inappropriate parts of your body!!

 

[Matt_352]

Congratulations to OA on 10,001 quality, informative, enlightening, intelligent, measured, considerate, humble, hilarious posts.

Can't believe Swany will relegate me to second rate news tomorrow, the selfish prick.

Congrats Mr. Fat Spider

 

[left at home]

is this the hug a friend thread.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

is this the hug a friend thread.

Do you need a hug?

 

[Hardas]

is this the hug a friend thread.

Never, ever try to hug a spider.

 

[nahnah]

This is getting ridiculous, can you please stop sending me PM's of congratulations people.

I don't have time to kiss your babies, do selfies, appear at your kid's birthday party, appear at your bucks night (I'm versatile) & sign inappropriate parts of your body!!

Can you shut up and autograph my tit you morbidly obese spider

 

[left at home]

Do you need a hug?

may be, but not today

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Never, ever try to hug a spider.

How many times have I heard that.

 

[Bad Horse]

This is getting ridiculous, can you please stop sending me PM's of congratulations people.

I don't have time to kiss your babies, do selfies, appear at your kid's birthday party, appear at your bucks night (I'm versatile) & sign inappropriate parts of your body!!

Dammit I had a gig all set up for you! All you had to do is go to this piggery and spin a web saying "some pig", nothing too hard, and now you tell me you dont take ******* requests???

******* ungrateful spider, getting too big for your boots. All 8 of them. just like Bieber...

 

[Anzacday]

How many times have I heard that.

That was a rock spider.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Congratulations on your 10000th post.. may your cards be live and your pots be monsters re. Mbravo levendaki mou.