Toast Obese Arachnid 10,001 Post

[NT.Thunder]

Congratulations to OA on 10,001 quality, informative, enlightening, intelligent, measured, considerate, humble, hilarious posts.

Can't believe Swany will relegate me to second rate news tomorrow, the selfish prick.

If I was a mod I'd hand you the keys to the board - but alas!

Congrats - 10,0001 and one quality comedy genius posts......mostly!

 

[Obese Arachnid]

If I was a mod I'd hand you the keys to the board - but alas!

Congrats - 10,0001 and one quality comedy genius posts......mostly!

That's why you're an ex-mod, can't think ahead, if you did, you would've given me the keys two days ago!

But then the place would probably look like this............



Then it be like....



or this



But would probably end up like this.......

And that kiddies is why I shouldn't be handed the keys, to anything.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Dammit I had a gig all set up for you! All you had to do is go to this piggery and spin a web saying "some pig", nothing too hard, and now you tell me you dont take ******* requests???

 

[NT.Thunder]

S

till one of the funniest things I've seen. Love hearing my daughter come out in the morning singing spider pig

 

[Obese Arachnid]

It seems it's gone unnoticed but congrats to OA on 20,000 "likes".

Well done champ, you're the best!

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

That's why you're an ex-mod, can't think ahead, if you did, you would've given me the keys two days ago!

But then the place would probably look like this............

It must be very hard for you to get legless when you have 6 backup legs

 

[Magpie Girl]

It seems it's gone unnoticed but congrats to OA on 20,000 "likes".

Well done champ, you're the best!

So now we're 'milestoning' likes?

Well done fat spider

 

[MyManLynch]

It seems it's gone unnoticed but congrats to OA on 20,000 "likes".

Well done champ, you're the best!

You need to get your Like to Post ratio above 2.0
Currently sitting on 1.9
You have to try harder...become more likeable.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

So now we're 'milestoning' likes?

Well done fat spider

I'll celebrate anything, so long as I get to wet me whistle.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

You need to get your Like to Post ratio above 2.0
Currently sitting on 1.9
You have to try harder...become more likeable.

An impossibility to be sure.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

I can only hear your typed voice as Brian Blessed. It means you pretty much shout everything.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I can only hear your typed voice as Brian Blessed. It means you pretty much shout everything.

Haha yes! Quite true Osmond!!!!!!

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I just had delicious lamb chops.
Your lambs were very tasty

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Oh and congratulations on 20,000 likes

 

[Bad Horse]

Haha yes! Quite true Osmond!!!!!!

Chiswick! Fresh horse!



Congrats on the 20 K spider!

 

[BringouttheGimp]

So now we're 'milestoning' likes?

Well done fat spider

Is it ok if i delete any posts i have written that i failed to get a like.. so i can give everyone the impression im the most popular poster on bigfooty?

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Is it ok if i delete any posts i have written that i failed to get a like.. so i can give everyone the impression im the most popular poster on bigfooty?

I think anything that encourages you to delete posts should be supported.

Go for it re!!!!!

 

[BringouttheGimp]

I think anything that encourages you to delete posts should be supported.

Go for it re!!!!!

Hahahahaha

 

[Mooresome]

Grats OA on both 10k and 20k keep up them awesome posts mate

 

[wednesdaywarrior]

Great work OA - one of the great posters. Always funny, never malicious. Rock on.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Great work OA - one of the great posters. Always funny, never malicious. Rock on.

haha, thank fugg the mods sensor me & that you have obviously missed a few of my posts.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

haha, thank fugg the mods sensor me & that you have obviously missed a few of my posts.

That "like" was un-called for Magpie Girl .

 

[eddiebankbalance]

A drunk spider with lots.a.legs and s**t load of eyes, all them machinations, poor thing.
Spank it with a thong

 

[Vicky Park]

Is it ok if i delete any posts i have written that i failed to get a like.. so i can give everyone the impression im the most popular poster on bigfooty?

Feel free. You can delete the 'liked' posts too if you wish!

 

[76woodenspooners]

Is it ok if i delete any posts i have written that i failed to get a like.. so i can give everyone the impression im the most popular poster on bigfooty?

I still love you Gimpy, don't you pay any attention to those knockers out there putting you down.

They wouldn't know a renaissance man if they tripped over one in the gutter