Ode to Stefan Carey (retired)

[Mr Ripper]

To the tune of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles

STEFAN CAREY

Lions make the Prelim, only one win away from a dream,
But that flippin' C. McKernan took apart the backline of our team
Corey does it every time; we can never find a match-up for him
We need a mobile ruckman, but the list to choose from's pretty slim

So we had to pick up Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
We had to pick up Stefan Carey

Played him in the early rounds, he had a fruitless run in the ruck,
And it soon became apparent that the only decent Carey's "The Duck"
Stefan's going 'round in circles, can he kick or mark or jump or run?
Or has his naked noggin been hard-boiled by the hot Brissie sun?

We had to pick up Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
We had to pick up Stefan Carey

Got a crook back
His hammies ruptured on the eve of round 4
He broke down
Now it's a worry
'cos he's hanging 'round with Heuskes
On the wrong side of town
An idea strikes our erstwhile star:
"C'mon Adam, let's go run a bar!"

Time to re-assess
His priorities

So it's au revoir to Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
It's au revoir to Stefan Carey

 

[Dodongo]

Dodongo don't like that song. Dodongo don't like you. Dodongo don't like carey. Dodongo thought the re-wording was good. Dodongo's party was good. Dodongo was happy. Dodongo almost got arrested. Dodongo bribed the cops. Dodongo don't like much music. Dodongo hates The Bangles. Dodongo likes your song. Dodongo wishes Carey retired earlier. Dodongo wants a better player. Dodongo will like the replacement. Dodongo can't wait to find out the replacement. Dodongo says the Lions can win the flag. Dodongo wants the Lions to win the flag. Dodongo will be happy.
DODONGO HAS SPOKEN

 

[sikblond]

good song,but it wont help me now that my beefycakey pumpkin pie has retired-sob sob,50 bucks says he is tearing up adelaide town as we type.ill miss u stefan sob sob .(as said b4 i plunge myself off the bolte bridge)

 

[Gordon Nöel]

Hahahaha!

Dodongo's reaction was funnier than the song!

 

[Dodongo]

Dodongo is happy he entertained you. Dodongo likes making people laugh. Dodongo's eldest son Dodongo jnr laughs every time Dodongo puts a post on Bigfooty. Dodongo gets funnier with every VB he puts away. Dodongo likes VB.

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DODONGO HAS SPOKEN