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To the tune of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles

STEFAN CAREY

Lions make the Prelim, only one win away from a dream,
But that flippin' C. McKernan took apart the backline of our team
Corey does it every time; we can never find a match-up for him
We need a mobile ruckman, but the list to choose from's pretty slim

So we had to pick up Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
We had to pick up Stefan Carey

Played him in the early rounds, he had a fruitless run in the ruck,
And it soon became apparent that the only decent Carey's "The Duck"
Stefan's going 'round in circles, can he kick or mark or jump or run?
Or has his naked noggin been hard-boiled by the hot Brissie sun?

We had to pick up Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
We had to pick up Stefan Carey

Got a crook back
His hammies ruptured on the eve of round 4
He broke down
Now it's a worry
'cos he's hanging 'round with Heuskes
On the wrong side of town
An idea strikes our erstwhile star:
"C'mon Adam, let's go run a bar!"

Time to re-assess
His priorities

So it's au revoir to Stefan Carey (oh no)
Not at all hairy (oh no)
Just a tad lairy (oh no)
His form, it tends to vary (oh no)
It's au revoir to Stefan Carey