Official Club Stuff Off Season Ladder 17-18

[Stan_Darsh72]

Gday flogs and flogettes

So as it's Sad Sunday time for the AFL with the season being over for another season but its now time for the real fun to begin with the off season ladder


Harmless lulz (2 points)

Minor police charges/bringing your club or the game into disrepute (4 points)

Gate/Scandals the media don't shut up about (lol Essendon) (4 points a week when relevant)

Serious lulz (8 points)

Major police charges (8 points)

*Please note: For things like a dud player re-signing with his current club, don't bother posting that, it's not pointworthy, if things like this were pointworthy then every club would be in triple figures very quickly. Players who have been retired or delisted and whom have not been involved with their old AFL clubs over a long period of time before committing an indiscretion/unwanted media exposure will most likely not get points either. A recently retired/delisted player may however depending on the situation.

Also, if a dud player gets traded who happened to be in Mofras Bottom 50 that year, then it is an automatic token 2 point lulz to the club who bought in that dud.


May your clubs have a s**t one this off season to out do Essinjection's, Carltank's and off-season hall of famers St Filledher's noble work of the past

All the worst of luck

Incidents:
Paddy Ryder is a thug - 8 Points
Stringer issues pre trade - 8 points
Hawks sack CEO - 2 points
Richmond player lost his medal in a bosom - 4 points
Carlton do Carlton things - 2 points
Hawks Board shenanigans - 2 points
Lever throws out gear - 2 points
Tex whinges on radio - 2 points
Essendon's Devon Smith welcome video is awkward as * - 2 points
Rockcliff to the puffers - 2 points
Hawks have crappy player intro video - 2 points
Dees' make bad Simpsons refernece in lever video - 2 points
Essendon try pokememes - 2 points
Puffers get Motlop and Watts - 4 points
Stringers tattoo - 8 points
Ballic traded - 2 points
Broad suspended - 2 points
Trengove selling boots on ebay - 2 points
Sam Gilbert highlights video - 4 points
Ablett ditches IR for a servo - 2 points
Jamie Elliott arrested - 4 points
Norf player rants - 2 points
Norf draft Hartung - 2 points
Port continue great trading and drafting - 4 points
Nathan Wilson: Cashed up bogan - 4 points
St Kilda appoint Simon Lethlean - 8 points
Cats Get Ablett - 2 points
Dees players complain about camp - 2 points
Dees have a camp and not focusing on footy - 2 points
Tigers and Dogs forget to tell the afl where players are at - 2 points
AFL cant use Instagram to see where Martin is - 8 points
Bombers with a crap video again.... - 4 points
Bomber Thompson gets raided - 4 points to 2 teams
Harley Bennell again - 8 points
Tippett Retires - 4 points
Paddy is a fatty - 2 points
Stringer gets more s**t tattoos - 8 points
North Tell Hawks to GAGF and Kennett wants another merger - 8 points
Pies get fined - 2 points
Crows with bad marketing - 4 points
Bosk wants points to cats - 4 points
Rockcliff Leadership group - 2 points
Norf self report - 2 points
Goddard rejected leadership group - 2 points
Jack Watts Captain - 4 points
Dogs bad haircut - 2 points
De Goey drink drives - 4 points
Jy Simpkin fails to look both ways - 4 points
De Goey Can't flush - 2 points
Stringer has bad hair - 2 points
Stringer made bad hair even badder - 4 points


Ladder:
Jake Stringer - 30 points
Puffers - 24 Points
Hawks - 16 points
Bombers - 14 points
Saints - 14 points
Freo - 12 points
Pies - 12 points
Norf - 10 points
Crows - 8 points
AFL - 8 points
Tigers - 8 points
Cats - 8 points
Dees - 6 points
Dogs - 6 points
Swans - 4 points
Blues - 2 points

 

[David Schwarz]

Was gonna say, Port goes BANG

 

[zackah]

This is the real reason I want us to recruit Stringer

 

[David Schwarz]

This is the real reason I want us to recruit Stringer

If you look closely, Essendon spells DYNASTY

 

[RedVest4]

Jack Riewoldt invading a Killers concert and carrying on like a pork chop - 1 point

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Is it too late to include Stringer and the Dogs?

 

[Allikat]

Is it too late to include Stringer and the Dogs?

Happened during the season

 

[David Schwarz]

Richmond fans being pepper sprayed for being too rowdy.

8 points I would be proud of.

 

[Hawk Dork]

This is the real reason I want us to recruit Stringer

as a deflection from the bad governance he would provide a great smoke screen its a 2 for 1 deal there might be a schoolgirl with a potential father son

 

[HirdsTheWord]

There's a photo going round of some naked bird wearing josh caddys premiership medal.

Hard to tell if minor lulz or serious lulz

I may or may not have said photo.....

 

[RedVest4]

There's a photo going round of some naked bird wearing josh caddys premiership medal.

Hard to tell if minor lulz or serious lulz

I may or may not have said photo.....

You mean this one?

 

[Lethality]

You mean this one?

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How would one find this photo?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You mean this one?

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Nice set of menegolas

 

[Lethality]

This thread has become an institution, and it should be named after its original creator.

 

[Wosh]

Richmond fans being pepper sprayed for being too rowdy.

8 points I would be proud of.

Yea but smashing the window of the Collingwood Holden Centre gives them credits back to a clean slate.

 

[zackah]

Lions fined for somehow finding a way to breach salary cap despite finishing dead last

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-10-02/lions-cop-fine-for-admin-error-around-tpp

 

[vjknight]

Happened during the season

Revealed after the season?

 

[hawkman]

Can we add the Australian and English cricket teams?

It might be the only thing the English can win this summer

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Can we add the Australian and English cricket teams?

It might be the only thing the English can win this summer

Ben Stokes have already gotten the poms off to a big lead there.

 

[RedVest4]

How would one find this photo?

Isn't it your therapist?

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

This thread has become an institution, and it should be named after its original creator.

The go you pups trophy of off season excellence?

 

[El Dubya]

Was gonna say, Port goes BANG

I reckon the Doggies are a stayer that could pull away at the end this year.

 

[David Schwarz]

I reckon the Doggies are a stayer that could pull away at the end this year.

Libba promised to be on his best behaviour

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

How would one find this photo?

GrumpyDimma on Twitter

 

[El Dubya]

GrumpyDimma on Twitter

Cheers.