Media Off-season Wrap-Up: Winners & Losers

[damicky]

He is very good at ready squad lists though, but in saying that - I had a 5 y/o find those errors at the submission deadline.

Have you hired a 5yo to be Club Secretary?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Have you hired a 5yo to be Club Secretary?

Preparing the next 400 gamer by starting now. Genius.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Have you hired a 5yo to be Club Secretary?

hired? No, it's unpaid labour.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Preparing the next 400 gamer by starting now. Genius.

What is the minimum age on this website?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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IN's:

@The Cryptkeeper (from Old Boys)

See- this is exactly HOW the OOBs continue to help the wider SFA community with their list management
The Cryptkeeper was encouraged to join another club in need, rather then simply being de-listed

Another reason why OOBs be graded at A++

 

[DenieD]

See- this is exactly HOW the OOBs continue to help the wider SFA community with their list management
The Cryptkeeper was encouraged to join another club in need, rather then simply being de-listed

Another reason why OOBs be graded at A++

Old Boys really want those plusses...

 

[serial_thrilla]

FYI - No one has ever beaten the Thickest Prick of them all - serial_thrilla

 

[DenieD]

Next up is Sin City Swamprats. Captain jackster83 and his LG have been seeking something new that would quell the talk of their team being 'bland and stale' (not my words). Let's see how they did...
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IN's:

damicky (from Wonders)

My Cotchin Rules (Rookie)

OUT's:

KinderSmock (Retired)

Kennedy Parker (Retired)

Harvey Manfrenjensenden (to Old Boys)


Gaining the services of ex-Wonders captain damicky is a massive positive for the Swamprats. Sin City has already received some reward for this move, as damicky has gone and recruited a rookie for them in My Cotchin Rules . Basically a 2-for-1 deal before the season has even started.

Losing the late admin Kennedy Parker to retirement will hurt in the short term. KP was a great extra hand to have around the club and league during the past 3 seasons and will be missed. KinderSmock has also decided to retire from the league, putting another dent in the Swamprats depth.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden has completed his short stay at the club and returns to the Old Boys.


Overall, the team has lost some sizeable posters, but has also gained an ex-captain that has already reaped benefits for Sin City.

Final Grade: B

 

[Frederico_WA]

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Now onto Fighting Furies. Frederico_WA proudly stated they were cooking something up this off-season, so let's see what they did...
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IN's:

The Cryptkeeper (from Old Boys)

OUT's:

Bovo (to Bombers)


One in and one out makes this off-season very uneventful for the Furies. No rookies to speak of and nothing really of note, other than Bovo returning to the Bombers after his short time at the Furies.

Not much more to say about the Furies player movements this off-season.

Final Grade: C

I demand a D+ at a minimum!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

might be time S37 to brush the dust off the thickest prick and see if anyone can take your crown

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

We haven't submitted our team list but you will find we recruited well.

No one cares, Otis

That team list includes me... and we all know what Caddy Waddy thinks of Alphabet...

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

IN's:

@damicky (from Wonders)

 

[HARPSichord]

Retired and won't even miss a match. Outstanding.

 

[T2B_]

Retired and won't even miss a match. Outstanding.

The Loch Ness monster, BigFoot, the female orgasm and the damicky retirement, all great myths of the world.

 

[DenieD]

Retired and won't even miss a match. Outstanding.

He's just copying his favourite poster

 

[DenieD]

And finally Gumbies FFC. The reigning premiers won it all last season and can comfortably sit back and relax on their silverware. Let's see how they did during the off-season...
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IN's:

DinoSoar (Rookie)

OUT's:

Nil


Only one change during the off-season and that is getting the signature of the young rookie DinoSoar .

Retention is just as important as recruitment (probably even more so) and Gumbies are another club that have done a great job of keeping their entire list from last season.


Final Grade: B

 

[Frederico_WA]

might be time S37 to brush the dust off the thickest prick and see if anyone can take your crown

It's been 5hrs and nobody has made a dirty joke about this .... what is the SFA coming to?