My son said to me the other day: "Hey daddy, did you know that Tom Hawkins grew up on or around a dairy farm?". He said it so sincerely and as matter-of-fact that I couldn't help but laugh. He just looked at me confused and said "what!".
He also said about the the AAMI ad where the guy who jumps out of the tree which he was initially up to rescue "Trevor" the cat, bounces off the trampoline and lands on that chick's car, that "that man is flirting with that lady". I asked him if he even knew what flirting means and he said "it's when boys act silly around girls to make them like you".
That's what he's taken out of the AFL season. As for The Ashes, if I get told one more time that I need to "Demand a Commander" or that a ship in the harbour is safe, I'm going to....

... just like you!