Social Off Topic Thread - House of Dastardly Crax

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Kram

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LMFAO- "train services suspended this morning due to flooding".

Srsly Melbourne is ****ing shit as. Trains stop in the heat, trains stop in the rain. Get your ****ing shit together you useless mofos.
Move to Perf Shell, better.
 

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WHat a load of shite. Srsly how about just fining ppl for tailgating which they always ****ing do.

Got tailgated the **** out of yesterday on the way to the gym. Thought nah **** this so I pulled over into a bus lane to let him pass. Then he slowed down. And then pulled into a driveway at about 2 km/h. ****ing shit head, flipped him the bird twice merry ****ing xmas to you too asshole.
 
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The last time I didn't go to Boxing Day was about 1998 and I ain't letting some pissy rain shower stop me.
I bet I have something from a Boxing Day test that you don't.

A cricket programme (like afl record) with the signatures on one page of Brian Lara, Stuart MacGill, Glenn McGrath and Gary Ablett Sr.

First 3 were signing autographs before play and God was at the cricket with his two young sons and his daughter.
 

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Ok so I go outside and pay these dickhead dogs some attention.

Attempt 1: Fetch.
Dog fetches brings back item and growls at me.
Rinse repeat this 3 times (I have 2 items to throw). Growls each time.
Yeah ok bye.

Attempt 2: Sit and shake hands.
Dog sits.
Stares blankly at me when I request the shake hands.

These dogs are shit.
 
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