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There was time I strutted around this forum dropping gems at will - intervening, postulating, prognosticating with amazing clarity, razor sharpness and cutting wit. Now I hover around the margins. Mired in indecision of whether to attack or defend.

A sad broken poster.

I struggle to use normal font size as I type this.

Time for a new gameplan.

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(See I can't even spell proply. My other master skill is fading).
My Dad taught me that it's 'ploply' + was the master of misspellings, mispronunciations + Malapropisms!

Don't be so hard on yourself allrighty! I marvel at the varying text sizes in your posts, truely the mark of an IT geniess!

+ look at your proweress! Finding a pic of Arnie in a period movie! I've Googled + IMBD'd to know aveil! What was the name of this period movie starring Arnie? Something to do with Johann Sebastian, I get that! But JS was German + Arnie is Austrian!
I do know that Arnie was the surrogate berthma, for HM Queen Marianne of Cyprael's Twin Blankets, their RH's Prince Blanket + Princess Blankette - a miracle of birth, resulting from the marvels of science + technology by Dr FrankenCarol!

Or is the pic from a new movie starring Arnie! Like a return to another time? It's fascinating!!!
 

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too rich for my blood. she wants one sure, but she sold her 5d mk II a few months back and is just using the 7d at the moment. if i sell a kidney i might be able to get her one for xmas.:confused:
Can't help you, sorry- I have two fully functioning kidneys. No room for more.
I'll keep my ear to the ground for you, though, in case I hear of anyone (preferably a very RICH "anyone") looking for a kidney, OK?
Canning (Michael J Fox), wheelchair bound lawyer in The Good Wife needs a kidney transplant! Maybe you could do a deal? Sell a kidney, get him to throw in the BttFuture Dolorean for Doss, you could both travel forward in time, get another kidney, genetically developed with the DNA from the hair you yanked from MJF, hell get him four kidneys! Then you + Doss could begin trading in organs + body parts! You know, test tube grown organs + body parts! While you're there, + as this was my idea, would you please grow me two legs, shapely, with thin ankles? Cheers :D
 

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I only do lightsaber battles in turtle suits as per my avatar.
There was psychedelic strobe frog, which had funny affects on people who claimed they were epileptic, but were actually really just hungover! :p :D

You could get the dear person who asked you to remove your frog some Swiftamine it could help!

^^^ JstJks - much empathy for epileptics :)
 

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But can you sing like this???
PostOfTheDay ^^^ (POTDy) ^^^
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This ^^^ Definitely, this ^^^
 

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Only you! I choked on a water cracker! Where do you find this stuff!!!
I googled singing turtle for Bots- was looking for the ventriloquist clip. And the turtle singing Swift popped up- maybe also because I'd opened the goat singing swift yesterday...
Thought it was hilarious and couldn't resist posting it- though it was making fun of our new religious leader. ;)
 
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