Here you go CatFish -
The players are all looking very tanned, healthy + fit!
Some of our vets have shed weight + are all looking very tanned, healthy + fit!
We lost NAB1 to the Suns purely because it was so humid + hot

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) - don't let anyone else tell you other wise, because it's true!
We won NAB2 against Crows purely because it was cooler, no humidity, it sprinkled rain

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) - if anyone tells you other wise, they're lying!
The win + loss had nothing whatsoever to do with the facts that:
- we didn't play well in Townsville;
- we did play well in NAB2 at KP because Clark kicked 6 zillion goals, Cockatoo is our latest gun, + despite the umpires being from the Crows, we managed to kick more goals than Adelaide;
The next game is at Jihad against Carlton + that's all that's allowed in this OT thread, cause talking footy is, of course, OT